Mobile Armored Podcast Show

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! It's Episode 41: "Stop Motion." Venom rolls out a Hindenburg-grade blimp armed with a world-class EMP—just to nab the Indy 500 cash box and a leather binder of EVERY U.S. safe combo (because nothing says “international terrorism” like a coupon book for bank vaults). Matt Trakker tries vacuum-tube science, Scott nearly skydives without a chute, and the only real casualty is logic. It’s 22 minutes of explosive tech, ten-dollar stakes, and the sad, slow hiss of a punctured plot balloon on this week's episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! It's Episode 40: "Eyes of the Skull"! Matt Tracker dumps his kid to wander San Francisco (“What could go wrong?”) and immediately gets doxxed by Miles Mayhem’s X-ray crystal skull. VENOM finally learns MASK’s big secret…and celebrates with the most conspicuous bank heist ever—blasting a hole through downtown like it’s cosplay GTA. Meanwhile T-Bob—750 lbs of anxiety in a metal romper—gets curb-stomped into a planter, springs back like Inspector Gadget, and later tackles Sly Rax so hard the poor guy technically dies off-screen. Matt’s rescue plan? Climb the Golden Gate cable in loafers, flash the skull at its own reflection, and trigger a plot-reset EMP that wipes VENOM’s memory faster than an Etch A Sketch. The payoff: Scott’s safe, the villains forget everything, and MASK still barely uses, y’know… masks. It’s 22 minutes of “highest stakes ever!” that end with Father-of-the-Year Matt sighing in relief no one touched his fortune—because losing his billionaire status would hurt way more than that whole kidnapping thing. It's another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show, featuring our #1 fan - James Riley! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! It's Episode 39: "Green Nightmare"! Matt Tracker’s “cultural‑exchange” flight to New Guinea nosedives, unleashing an episode where MASK forgets its own name: almost zero masks, barely a vehicle, but plenty of wildly offensive mud‑people stereotypes. While VENOM cosplays as jungle gods, Scott rewires a live breaker panel mid‑air (Father‑of‑the‑Year, Matt!), T‑Bob swallows a bug and turns into slapstick bridge timber, and Alex cheerfully suggests mowing down the locals. It’s 22 minutes of lore teases and face‑palms that somehow squeezes a crystal‑powered super‑weapon, crocodile wrestling, and raccoon‑eyed tribal masks into one giant, “Wait… what show is this again?” Join Adam and PJ for another unforgettable episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! It's M.A.S.K. Episode 38 - "The Curse of Solomon's Gorge." After Scott and T-Bob are left to wander the desert alone, the predictable happens - T-Bob falls down a well, Scott and T-Bob are almost crushed to death, and Scott nearly drowns. But somehow, Matt Trakker evades the clutches of child protective services once again. Writer, director, musician, and novelist Kevin Abrams joins us for a wide-ranging discussion that covers M.A.S.K., his love of Thundercats, and his family connections to legendary toy company Mego Toys.  Kevin's first novel - Mt. Forgotten - will be released later this month. You can also check out some of his incredible films, which are available to stream on Amazon.com: I Got A Monster (2023), a documentary on the Baltimore Gun Trace Task Force Marisol (2023), a coming-of-age drama about an undocumented woman who is falsely accused of a crime https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! MASK and VENOM are back in the Outback of Australia…but don’t you worry, folks…this is serious this time…there won’t be any co-opting of local customs and spiritual practices like the last time we were here! Oh wait… V.E.N.O.M.’s uses a hologram machine to fool local people into thinking that floating rocks are driven by their rock gods, the Mimis, to reveal a treasure hidden within the sacred mountain, Uluru.  Matt, Bruce, Brad, Scott, and T-Bob stand ready to answer the question: Wait, what are Mimis? With Matt and Bruce hot on Miles’s scheme and Brad teaching guitar to a family upset about his asking about rock gods, Scott and T-Bob climb Uluru. Only to then tumble down the mountain and have Scott and/or T-Bob be mistaken for the local people’s sky god (it’s a little confusing).  It all leads up to an exciting ending where Miles attempts to destroy the mountain with Scott and T-Bob trapped inside and Brad uses Hocus Pocus to add a new dimension to the legends of the local people with a giant rock monster! Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for an adventure Down Under, complete with thrills, chills, and some questionable interpretations of local cultures on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Hopping over to Vienna, Matt, Scott, T-Bob, and Dusty Hayes (who apparently decided to hang around after last episode) witness Austria’s famous Lipizzaner Stallions from the bleacher seats. But then, the horses go wild, forcing Dusty to save a child whose mother attends the Matt Trakker School of Abandonment Parenting.  The horses go missing, leading Matt to follow in his own footsteps and abandon Scott at the hotel while he goes to investigate. (Also, there is an Emir there from a made-up Middle Eastern country who thanks Dusty from stopping the stampede…leading Dusty to make a strange reference to human sacrifice.) Surprise, surprise, it turns out that V.E.N.O.M. is behind the horse-napping, acting as guns for hire for the Emir to steal the horses and sell them at an amazingly inflated price. But don’t worry, M.A.S.K. is there to stop them, putting two and two together with the kind of circumstantial evidence that would get your case thrown out of The People’s Court! (Seriously, it is based on hearsay, the fact that the Emir is “An Arabian”, and that he wants to have those horses.) And it all leads up to an exciting battle at the end on a giant oil tanker that can navigate the Danube! We hope the horses can survive this traumatic experience… Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for the joys of horse husbandry and questionable legal grounds on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Matt Trakker, Scott, and T-Bob are continuing their European vacation with a trip to the Netherlands to enjoy the tulips, the windmills, the amazing construction and maintenance of the dikes…and probably some pharmaceuticals that are uniquely legal in Amsterdam. All of a sudden when one of the dikes is shattered, nearly drowning our intrepid travelers! Time for Matt to abandon Scott…er…I mean, to investigate this mystery. Meanwhile, T-Bob thinks he sees a flying windmill and proceeds to ask every windmill owner whether it is going to be taking off soon. When V.E.N.O.M.’s appears on the scene, Matt’s unnatural calm about him carries him through discovering Mayhem, crashing into the ocean, nearly drowning beneath the waves, and then getting Thunderhawk towed by a local mechanic. He even gives Scott an affection hug, despite the fact that Scott wasn’t imminently about to die! Who is this guy? Matt wastes no more time in calling in M.A.S.K., including his wife Gloria Baker, pizza-guy-turned-mechanic Dusty Hayes, and local Amsterdam expert, Brad Turner to the scene. Meanwhile, Miles is meeting with a Dutch ersatz Ernst Blofeld, complete with cat, who wants to become prime minister and willing to threaten the country’s safety to do it. That is, until his phone call to the current PM doesn’t work and the villain gets cold feet. But thankfully, Miles is made of sterner stuff and, transforming his ship into an oil platform to rival the SDF-1, Miles is ready to make the Netherlands pay… Hopefully Matt and co will be able to get off the good stuff long enough to stop them! And cause an ecological disaster in the process! Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for the finer points of water retention structures, massive transforming structures, and questionable use of pharmaceuticals on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Matt takes his adopted son Scott and robot T-Bob to visit a Parisian art gallery. Knowing that he needs a chauffeur for his kid, Matt also takes Buddy Hawks, the long suffering M.A.S.K. agent who constantly watches his paramilitary friends go on cool adventures while he replaces windshield wiper fluid for old people. What seems like an innocent prank of turning precious art pieces around suddenly transforms into a deadly game of explosive consequences for all of Paris!  With no time to call in the rest of the M.A.S.K., Matt Trakker has no choice but to rely on himself and Buddy to stop V.E.N.O.M. from activating a trap set by former Germany occupiers of Parisc(yep…THOSE guys). (Again, Buddy is the guy Matt brought along to chauffeur his kid, only to follow in Matt’s example of abandoning Scott to the streets of Paris). Matt and Buddy have to perform the desperate acts of following V.E.N.O.M. into the Parisian sewer, preventing Scott from entering same said sewers, and endangering Scott life while he is on the Eiffel Tower (which is where Matt told to Scott to go to be “safe”).  All in the name of saving Paris. What’s not to love in this latest, greatest episode?!? Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for artistic culture and refinement in the heart of Gaul on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! When the ghost of Caesar haunts the Palantine Hill to scare off Matt Trakker’s workers, there is only one thing to do:   Time to call in Scooby Doo.   Just kidding, it turns out that V.E.N.O.M. is on the hunt for the lost sword of CAESAR, which… makes you invincible and is responsible for the rise and fall of Rome as an empire? (We don’t remember that from Latin class… but I suppose it is a great way to ignore the Roman Republic’s systemic issues of class warfare and military campaigns.) From butchering Roman history to equating Caesar’s sword to the Ark of the Covenant to finally cruelly embarrassing Miles Mayhem, this latest episode of M.A.S.K. has it all! Join Adam Moore and PJ McNerney for more fun on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Here's a great idea for an episode of a children's cartoon: a disgraced finance minister decides to manipulate currency in order to cause an economic collapse. What ten-year-old wouldn't like that? At least we have plenty of Dad jokes, a goat attacking T-Bob, and... oh, yeah... Bruce threatening to beat up Dusty. Buckle up! It's another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Remember how much you respected and admired Matt Trakker when you were a kid? If you had known he was secretly funding gain-of-function research on flesh-eating bacteria, would you still respect and admire him? If your answer is "yes", then you're our target demographic. If your answer is "no", you're also our target demographic. All that, plus T-Bob gets dunked in slime, we prove Buddy Hawks is a V.E.N.O.M. agent, and Hurricane Hondo dishes out his signature badassery. It's another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Matt Trakker, Scott, and T-Bob are enjoying some down time in Rio de Janiero…with a mysterious woman and a young girl….who might look suspiciously like Matt?!? What is going on here….? Oh, also V.E.N.O.M. steals, in the words of Miles Mayhem “a worthless painting”…only to have it turn out to be a map to a hidden stash of gold secreted away (along a lot of military equipment) by a certain infamous Party who may have taken over Germany in the 30s and 40s and fled to South America. In other words… Days of Lives meets The Odessa File… in cartoon form. Come join Adam Moore and P.J. McNerney on the Mobile Armored Podcast Show as we dive into the latest M.A.S.K. episode to expose kids to the horrors of the mid-20th century!!! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! If you were introducing a new toy into the franchise, would you name it after a serial killer? If your answer is yes... then you are the target demographic of this podcast. If your answer is no... I guess you'd prefer it be named after a devastating storm that claims the lives of thousands of people every year... and you would also be the target demographic of this podcast. Also, T-Bob gets squashed twice! Welcome to another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! What does the leader of a rogue vigilante group make for his New Years resolution? What about the incompetent leader of a terrorist organization? Or a young boy who yearns for human connection but whose only friend is an overly anxious robot? Find out in this BONUS episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! If you had "firing gigawatts of electricity into T-Bob" on your BINGO card, you win! Yes, potentially destroying Scott Trakker's one and only friend is how M.A.S.K. plans to foil a V.E.N.O.M. plot. Hey, at least they have a plot, unlike last episode's disaster. This episode also weighs in with the most dad jokes per minute of any episode so far. So get ready to groan along with us on this week's episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Folks, Miles Mayhem is not doing well. You need go no further than the latest episode of MASK to see the once mighty VENOM leader kidnapping pandas from China and abducting a sculptor and... forcing the sculptor to desecrate moai (those giant heads on Easter Island) by imprinting the faces of VENOM agents on them. So, please, folks... please, send your hearts out to Miles Mayhem. He isn’t himself... because who in their right mind DOES ANY OF THIS?!? https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! WE'RE BACK FROM HIATUS! Unfortunately, V.E.N.O.M. probably wishes they could go on hiatus. Once the mightiest terrorist organization in the world, Miles Mayhem's bunch has been reduced to living in a leak-prone shanty in the middle of the jungle. It's not even for an evil scheme... this is just where they live now. Sad. That, plus T-Bob becomes a God (again?), Scott threatens T-Bob with a hammer, and one of West Coast Hip Hop's greatest icons is thawed out and revived! Welcome back to the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

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Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! While Adam and PJ are on hiatus, we've got a couple treats in store. And be sure to stay 'til the end for Turner and the Condors latest hit single, "Flying So High." https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! After a rock show, Brad finds some weed(s), grabs a mysterious briefcase, and sets out on a madcap 24 hours in Los Angeles. Now THAT'S an episode of M.A.S.K. we could get behind. Instead, we get a lazy V.E.N.O.M. plot, even lazier M.A.S.K. agents, and Scott's quest for diabetes. Join us for laughter - and groaning - on another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.com/m.a.s.k.podcast/