Motherly Love

A return to form for Jensen and his mother Haroldine to celebrate Mother's Day! It's been some time, but the duo is back to answer listener questions and give out advice, but mostly focus on Haroldine's time with mime Marcel Marceau. Some harsh wisdom was given out, but well worth it. And remember, send in your questions to MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com!

We've returned! Jensen sits down with his mother after a long absence to take the questions of listeners looking for love and life advice. We help a friend who's been ghosted and a commitment-phobic relationship, but mostly in the last minute of each segment. Get reacquainted with the duo and remember to send your emails to MotherlyLovePodcast.com!

Jensen and his mother Haroldine sit back down to dish out advice to listeners who've emailed in their issues. This episode we have two innocent sensitive souls just looking to not get hurt. Who can't relate to that? Remember to send your emails for advice to MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com!

Jensen and his mom Haroldine sit back down to take listener questions involving their love lives, this time tackling how long before you become intimate and what do with an overbearing Mother-In-Law. Also, Haroldine explains what she'll do as a ghost and tests her haunting voice. Remember, send us your questions to MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com!

Jensen and Haroldine sit back down to address fuck boys and long distance relationship through the vehicle of listener emails. Also, Haroldine either auditions for voice-over work or leads the podcast down a very racist rabbit hole - depends on how you hear it. Remember to PLEASE email us your problems at MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com.

It's a very special Motherly Love this week, as Jensen sits with his mom to talk about her experience with sexual assault and rape, and why she never reported a crime against her. She details a secret she has never admitted publicly in hopes of helping women moving forward and contextualizing situations like the Bill Cosby trial. If you have encountered sexual assault or rape and need to speak to someone, you can call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673.

Jensen and Haroldine are back at it! This episode they sit down to talk about honesty in relationships and the moment to move on cleanly from a break-up. We also learn there's a lid for every pot, which may or may not be a Maya Angelou quote. REMEMBER - we need your emails. Send your life problems to MotherlyLovePodcast.com NOW!

It's a special Mother's Day episode as Jensen and Haroldine sit back down after a small break to talk on the day to truly celebrate the Fancy Witch. We tackle how to date someone recently divorced and/or a ghosted MILF. Listen in and remember to send your questions to MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com!

It's time for some Fancy Witch advice as Jensen and Haroldine once again work together to help listeners. This week, via phone, they help one woman avoid those who don't deserve her, with the trademarked Haroldine GearCHART, and another fan who should face his trauma with therapy. We also learn about why Haroldine's eye hurts. Please remember to send in your question to MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com.

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you. Jensen and his mom are back on the grind after a bit of a break, this time via phone, to give advice to listeners in need. They help one man decide between two women and advise one female fan on how to overcome Resting Bitch Face (even if Haroldine doesn't fully understand the term). Excuse a few Brunch barks, and jump right back in with the Fancy Witch. Remember, email your questions to MotherlyLovePodcast.com.

Jensen and Haroldine return to take emails from listeners in need, talking about debutante balls, how to deal with your children dating and what to do with triggers. And boy, did Jensen's mom live quite a life. Remember, send your questions to MotherlyLovePodcast.com.

Jensen and his mom Haroldine return to the podcast to talk Narcissistic Personality Disorder and getting alone time when you have a roommate. Things get a little personal as Haroldine talks about a past abusive relationship then revels why Jensen's parents had a lock on their bedroom door. It's what you think. Remember to send your advice questions to MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com, as you're the most important part of the show.

Jensen and his mom Haroldine sit back to get an update on gay marriage and hear the story of a blowjay from Anonymous. Also, will a therapist ruin a wedding? All this and more this week on Motherly Love. Remember to email us your problems at MotherlyLovePodcast.com.

Jensen and his mom Haroldine sit down to give out advice for this family-focused new episode. They talk about raising a child in a bubble and how to be sexy after having a baby with your vagina and mouth. And remember, please send us your questions for the Fancy Witch's take at MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com.

Jensen and his mother Haroldine celebrate the New Year with a new episode and a possible Motherly Love Connection. They also tackle two questions, that honestly, result in some bummer answers. But hey, in the end, it's up to them. Also, Haroldine still hates churros. Remember, send in your inquiries for advice to MotherlyLovePodcast.com

Jensen and Haroldine do a bit of double duty, as this episode was also posted over for our friends at Earwolf and Jensen's no-parent podcast, Get Up On This. You're getting the unedited satellite feed though. They take on listener questions and hopefully gain a new audience. Anyway, we NEED your questions, especially after the holidays, so email us for advice at MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com.

Jensen sits down with the Fancy Witch once again to update you on a virgin and the details behind her celibacy, what to do if your husband has shit taste in jewelry and just how much time is "too much time" to spend with your girlfriend. Also, some creepy role playing. Remember to send your questions to MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com. It's how we survive.

Back at it, Jensen sits with his mother to not only distinguish the difference between bathrooms and kitchens, but also to learn that oral sex didn't have a base in the 60s. And then, THE KISS HEARD AROUND THE WORLD, as we face two family oriented questions that has Jensen getting very nervous and sweaty about some of his mom's childhood lesbian experiences.

Jensen sits down with his mother Haroldine, right before Thanksgiving, to once again address the questions and life obstacles of our listeners. Something concerning comes up about the time travel wishes of her fiancé, we hear the tangled story of Lost and deal with a lesbian wedding guest list. Remember to please send in your questions to MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com and have a great Thanksgiving.

Well, we've surely tapped into a very specific group of listeners, as we take two more emails about being in your 30s and 40s without sex. Is this something we need to address? It would appear so. We speak your name. We also get an uplifting update about a Slow Joe. Remember, we need your emails at MotherlyLovePodcast@gmail.com, so send along your questions and updates.