Mouse Rants

We're back ya lousy Degenerates!  After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation.  And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today.  Also, we talk a bit about the dumb decisions Disney Plus has made and MORE on tonight's most broey episode of Mouse Rants. For the video potion of the episode, watch Along with Jerry & Simone HERE Episode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn't Even TryWatch along with Jerry & Simone right here! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

WE HAVE A NEW FEED!!!! Copy and paste https://mouserants.podbean.com/feed.xml into your favorite podcast app or search Mouse Rants.  It may take a few days for it to show up in the search. download (right click, save as...) See ya in the parks!

As YouTube month continues, Jerry & Simone venture back to that William Paul library as they take a look at the prequel that started it all...that's right..the very first Will Paul video series ever!!! Follow along as they meet some new characters who shaped Will into the man he will one day become, sit through long drawn out bragfests, and find out just who the Paul family is going to offend today.  All this and more from trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet.  You won't want to miss it.  And you don't have to!!!WATCH ALONG BELOW(complete with the sweet soothing voices of Jerry and Simone!  No syncing necessary!!!) Episode 143- You Can't Take Larry Anywhere - Will Paul Begins.mp4- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page!download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

For the 2nd week of YouTube month, Jerry & Simone are joined by Jillian the Travel Agent to delve into the strange world of Kyle Pa-llo's YouTube Channel.  Join us as we journey through the continuous tales of Yackie and our new supporting characters, The Salad Boys!!!  You'll have to see it to believe it, folks!!!  And guess what??  YOU CAN!!!!!WATCH ALONG RIGHT HERE!!!!!Episode 142- The Contractual Obligation of Kyle & The Salad Boys.mp4For the 2nd week of YouTube month, Jerry & Simone are joined by Jillian the Travel Agent to delve into the strange world of Kyle Pa-llo's YouTube Channel. Join us as we journey through the continuous tales of Yackie and our new supporting characters, The Salad Boys!!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page!download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone pick up where they left off in Episode 68, After These Messages...  where they watch and discuss MORE old school nostalgic promos, advertisements, bumpers, toys, fast food, and much, much more! (this time focused more from the 90s, rather than the 80s)   Watch along with the video below as they yet again, discuss the merits and drawbacks of old school Disney Channel as well as the plethora of McDonalds and Burger King promotions, products that really miss the point of the movies...and sqand...yeah, sqand.  Join your Degenerate leaders in the laughter on this week's Mouse Rants- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page!download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.FOLLOW ALONG WITH THE VIDEO ON THE COUNT OF "PLAY" Episode 121 - ...We'll Be Right Back! (Disney Promos 2)

This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip.  This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording last week.  Take a  trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways.  All of that and more in Part 2 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer.- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed.  Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick's music....In addition, Jerry shows Simone the autotuned mess that is DCappella and they listen to some of the worst garbage...ever...this ain't no Voices of Liberty people...And of course, by contractual obligation...the new Spokesy song is out, so strap in.  It's musicfilled madness in this week's episode, so you're not gonna wanna miss it...or maybe you will, who knows. #ShutDownMouseRants- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

It's our 5th Anniversary, yay...- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST CARING TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint.  With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park.  But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios' 30th Anniversary as well as some new food items.Tom tells New York to DRINK UP!!!!- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close,  Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever.  It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it.  Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually good! (in our opinions anyway....and really that's all that matters isn't it?)  So finish off the dreadful season before we ring in 5 years of cringe with some bears, some Walken, and a wiley ol' skunk as we present The Country Bears 2: Vacation Hoedown.- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST CARING TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals.  So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you've heard on Mouse Rants yet.  you WON'T want to miss this one. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW.  From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense.-  PLEASE SEND A VOICEMAIL TO 336-WDW-MORA AND LET US KNOW WHY WE SHOULD STOP PUTTING OUT EPISODES!!! #ShutDownMouseRants- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019).  From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch.  Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!!  All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it?  rufus? cheese? ah, nevermind) episode of Mouse Rants yet!- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock.  Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you.  Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several Future World Central attractions/restaurants including the heart of Epcot, the Fountain of Nations.  Oh boy... All this and more on the most Campy episode of Mouse Rants.-  PLEASE SEND A VOICEMAIL TO 336-WDW-MORA AND LET US KNOW WHY WE SHOULD STOP PUTTING OUT EPISODES!!! #ShutDownMouseRants- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more.  Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!!  All this and much much more on tonight's most non-sexy version of Disney After Dar....I mean Mouse Rants...Mouse Rants....- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- Remember, next week is the return of the travel planning show so tune in February 18th!  Check the group for times and links!- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want.  - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST CARING TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry and Simone watch the 1995 Italian Smash Hit TV Series that no one has heard of, Simba The King Lion.  Watch as they determine just HOW MANY FRANCHISES Mondo can rip off in just 25 minutes!!  Also, they talk about their trip to the Mickey Mouse Museum in NYC and spend waaaaayyyy too much time on an 80 second video by Simone's number one Disney Rapper, Spokesy!   All this and more on this week's most originally ripped off episode of Mouse Rants!- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- Remember, next week is the return of the travel planning show so tune in January 21st!  Check the group for times and links!- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons.- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!!  Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!!  We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint:  It's not).  But before that, let's take a look at some ACTUAL clickbait as we value out the VIP experience of some losers who wrote a book.  So take a walk with your Degenerate Leaders into the great unknown on this week's frustrating episode of Mouse Rants-  PLEASE SEND A VOICEMAIL TO 336-WDW-MORA AND LET US KNOW WHY WE SHOULD STOP PUTTING OUT EPISODES!!! #ShutDownMouseRants- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I(a Mouse Rants musical)(Part 2 of 3)(an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skidsdirected by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skidsdownload (right click, save as...) CastJerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus Blossom Employee, Casting #1, Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica & VioletTeresa Hui - Mulan, Aurora (Singing Voice) and Jessica (Singing Voice)Erica DeJulio - Maleficent/ScarlettRori Nogee - Kim PossibleCorinne Chandler - BelleSteve Swanson - LukeJosh Taylor - FlynnLeigh Martha Klinger - CinderellaZeek Higgens - Marvin McGraw, Chicken LittleRachel Guyette - Mary NashKate Smith - KipSeth Bisen-Hersh - Prince AdamBrian Witt - Jack Sparrow/TomGary Hall - Gary HallLillian Hui - Mulan's Greeter Susie Queue - Snow WhiteJafar - Jafar RJ Lucia, Jr. - Milo, Casting #2Tim Realbuto (IndieFest Award Winner) - AladdinAdam Blistein - Guard #2Tim Elbing, Jr. - Guard #1Julie Schoenthal - JasmineAlexis Monetti - MerchSarah Smith - Guest,Cast MemberJillian Lassiter  - Casting #3, LadyScott Bee - French HostSongsSecond Fanboy Revolution.........................................Luke, Kim, Eric, Charming, Flynn, EnsembleThe Madness of Cinderella.........................................CinderellaNow I've Tasted Blood................................................FacilierAurora Awakens!........................................................AuroraTrue Love....................................................................Gaston, BelleI Don't Want Him (In Me)..........................................BelleOne Last Robbery.......................................................Kim, Ron, Garcon The Blame Game........................................................Mary, Marvin, Flynn, Maleficent, CinderellaThe Hooded Warrior..................................................Aurora, MulanOne Week More..........................................................Gaston, Sparrow, Snow, Aurora, Aladdin, Cinderella, Jessica, Marius, Maleficent, Marvin, Mary, Facilier, Luke, Violet Music by:  Michael Friedman, Jason Robert Brown, John Legend, Elton John, Alan Menken, Green Day, Stephen Sondheim, and Claude-Michel SchönbergLyrics parodied by: Jerry SkidsAll celebrity and pseudo-celebrity voices are impersonated. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. All character names are representative of an actor playing a face character, not of the characters themselves.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.- See you in ONE WEEK MORE for Characters Don't Talk: Volume 2!!!-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!!  -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!WARNING: This musical contains language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly...not only that, but it's fictional!  Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.