N to the Third

On this hustlin’ edition of n^3, we contemplate the feasibility of various hustles. Also, the jangle of keys, and the first world problem of getting ready to move. Terror, hate crimes, weapons of an assault nature. An Olympic clusterF***. Game dev barbie, ISIS gets gay proud, curling scandal. Samurai Jack, Netflix thingers, and Top5. GameTime at E3, Samsung is a prick, WWDC, and some super impressive hypercell robots.

On this long-awaited edition of n^3, buying a house is bullshit. Also, video games in 2016. Clinton gets Trumped, and the future of energy. North Carolina porn problems, singer killed by a cobra, and WHY WOULD YOU FILM YOURSELF DOING THAT? Buckaroo Banzai and Lethal Weapon on TV, Good Omens, and Top 5. Game Time, a Babel Fish for your ear hole, robot lawyers, and a very impressive car that runs on water.

On this salty edition of n^3, April Fools day is mercifully behind us, and we have enough candy to last until next Easter. World leaders are doing things about terror things. Brussels airport is opening back up. Space-X still can’t land a rocket, but Tesla is launching a revolutionary car. We get deep into the new developments in the Apple case, Sean gets super grouchy about it. Ireland welcomes all those fleeing Trump, children in Alaska plot to poison each other, and a man maims himself with an exploding lawnmower, Lego Batman, Daredevil, Top 5. Microsoft’s psycho nazi sex-bot twitter AI. VR porn, VR hardware, VR games, augmented reality VR, VR, VR, VR, and an impressive robot car.

This is not a real show. (is this thing on?) On this non-episode of n^3, Sean will talk at you for a few minutes while he fiddles with the new YouTube live stream, as well as give you an update on what's going on with the show, and what we need from you, our dear listeners. We love you. YouTube channel can be found at: bit.ly/nwnerd

On this genetically edited edition of n^3, there be changes a-comin’ to the show, our schedule and our lives, and we are deeply thankful for anyone who’s sticking it through with us. We love you, we want to give you consistent, entertaining content and we’re doing our best to make it happen.   CRISPR is fixing the world, one RNA strand at a time. This, while we’re letting Donald Trump destroy our nation, one GOP Primary at a time. A gun-carrying hero and a gun-carrying idiot are both in the news. Daredevil trailer is all about the ninjas, Indiana Jones 5, season 12 of Supernatural, Harry Potter, Ian McShane, and Top 5. A sharpshooter’s HUD in Robots, and the Jurassic Park inevitabilities are real.

On this unencrypted, brute forced edition of n^3, Deadpool has made Bill’s whole life, and set box office records. Shia Laboof is in an elevator, and we’ll check on him throughout the show. It’s brainless. Plot holes in our favorite movies. Harper Lee, SCOTUS replacement, Apple backdoor is serious business, and ransomware is a bitch. Sean climbs up on his soapbox to talk about war dogs. Teenager pretends to be a doctor of ladybits, and there’s wood in your cheese. Steve Martin is opening for Seinfeld? Blade Runner 2, Daredevil’s new season is coming, and The Last Starfighter in all but name. Top 5, GameTime, Sean counts Bill’s erections, and Autism is being treated in mice with gene therapy.

On this relativistic edition of n^3, we reflect on the Super Bowl because somehow we forgot to mention it a week ago. There’s movies coming out this year, and we run down some of the most interesting. Supreme Court Justice Scalia was found dead in a Texas hotel room. We’re sorry for his family’s loss...not sure many minorities will be. But it turns out that Einstein guy had his head in the right place. Bill explains superdelegates to us and Zika is a little worse than maybe we thought at first. Rubio is a robot. In Michigan, you could get 15 years for buttsex, even if it’s unconstitutional, Ted Cruz hired a pornstar for one of his ads, and everyone’s favorite Nigerian prince grew up to be an astronaut, and he still needs your money. Walking Dead is almost back, and so is a movie franchise we thought we were finished with. Live action Zelda is real, before Nintendo kills it anyway. Top 5, GameTime (with dots that eat each other), vibrators loaded for bear, and Eternal Sunshine of the Total Recall.

On this actively bitch-faced edition of n^3, we explore the vastness of Sean’s intestinal troubles, as well as Donald Trump’s twitter account, which have much in common. The election circus continues with caucus scandal and the general bitchiness of the campaign, Zika virus, and America's most hated pleads the fifth. Trump gets a nomination, Roach gets toilet paper, and everyone with resting bitch-face is vindicated by science. The politics of Cable, Joey gets a new gig, and Cowboy Bebop gets a leading man. Top 5, GameTime, Robots that make noodles and some impressive synthetic skin.

On a mournful edition of n^3, Ziggy Stardust and Professor Snape have been taken from this green earth and we are crushed beneath the weight of their absence. Razzies. Stock market turmoil, but our sailors are back from Iran. State of the Union happened for Obama’s final time, and can Ted Cruz legally be president? We care a lot. Portland snake thief, and the militia doesn’t want your wieners. Han Solo and Gunslinger casting issues, Oscar nominations, and Blizzard pilfers a big production name for their new studio. Suck it, hollywood! GameTime, robots, and some very impressive cyborg spermbots. By Grabthar’s Hammer, put on your red shoes, nerds, and dance the blues.

On a New Year’s first n^3, what would you do with $800 million? That’s right, hookers and blow. New Year’s resolutions? Nah, we’re just happy the H-Bomb hasn’t killed the show. El Chapo recaptured. Guns, executive tears, North Korea, and the Oregon Militia. Vagina speakers, penis pumps, and HOLY HOVERBOARDS BATMAN! Bad form, preacherman. Star Wars, Comic movies coming this year, and VR is finally real. Real expensive. Also CES, PoWifi (again), and apps and implants to fix your bits.

On this post-SW:TFA edition of n^3, Sean has phlegm, bill has wet slippers. We’ll argue about the best and worst of TV this year. There’s Christmas miracles happening in the news, with Pharma-Bro and the national budget. We’ll countdown some of the most Googled items of the year. Kids draw Santa penises, everybody is getting sued for ridiculous things, and DangerRuss’ butt broke Twitter. Space Balls may be getting remade and at least one of us cares, and Star Wars is crushing the box office--obviously. Cory the Comic Nerd swoops in the save the day, and Sean subsequently ruins the show. Pills to make you live longer, and a butane propelled lightsaber? Yes please.

On an edition of n^3 from a galaxy far, far away, we should really screen any quizzes before we proctor them on the show. Babies don’t need cake at bedtime. Darth Trump is still being a dick--like all the time. Shooting in California, Supreme court life sentence, and Paris climate convention. Poultry puns, burglar eaten by a gator, and cops found meth in his pants. Not the burglar. Another guy. Cory returns for Entertain Me to talk about Star Wars, Jessica Jones, Iron Fist, and Serial. Bill is a liar about the FF7 remake. A filthy, spiteful liar. We had innovations this year, Pop Sci compiled them for us, and a three billion dollar stealth warship with a railgun is captained by James Kirk. For real.

On this congested edition of n^3, we’re both sneezy, and would probably rather be playing Fallout anyway. Here’s 8 tips to surviving the Wasteland. Windstorms, refugees, terrorism and extremists, and...hackers? Heavy, right? Frankenfish, and a daycare fight club in New Jersey. Warcraft, Brad Pitt is back in scifi, Jessica Jones, and Top 5. GameTime talk about Eve Online, which bores Bill nearly to tears. PoWifi and Zano both back on the show, and a crazy little IndieGoGo called Skully is most impressive.

On this irradiated edition of n^3, Fallout 4. A monstrous attack in Paris. Jihadi John, Russian Doping, and Fallout 4. LEDs in your flesh. Fallout 4. We lose another music legend, Spectre, Top 5, and Fallout 4. 3RDi, Space Mining, Fallout 4, and a very impressive electromagnetic hoverpod. And Fallout 4. Save you ammo, n00b. War never changes.

On this fortuitously delayed edition of n^3, CBS is the kind of network that likes to fart in the buffet line and ruin everyone’s good time. And Star Trek. But that’s later. Here’s 9 ways to tell if that new TV show is going to suck. Airport security enhancements, new trade agreements, Obama takes seven years to say no to a pipeline, and Trump is on SNL. Because we care. Warner Brothers is almost as bad as CBS, Jon Stewart to HBO, and I HATE CBS. Top 5 is mostly the same as last week. Fallout 4! BlizzCon! WoW, Warcraft movie! HotS! Hearthstone! AHHHHH! Also, Facebook and Google are working on new AI, and the Virtual Reality zombie massacre is REAL! The haters gon’ hate, keep calm and listen to n^3!

On a spooky edition of n^3, we have an argument. About zombies. Also, this is what happens when a legitimate horror film bracket degenerates into a popularity contest. Non-combative boots on a combative syrian ground, and the non-proxy non-war that we are non-involved in with non-Russia. Also, there was that GOP debate, and it was a hot mess. A cop story that doesn’t end in tragedy or controversy, and Google is sending internet balloons to Indonesia. Nutscaping. Comic Nerd Cory, Suicide Squad photos, and Top 5. Nuka-Cola Quantum is real, and the Overwatch closed looks like amazing fun. Robocars, Bitcoin, and Australian supercomputers, and the most badass homemade shiv you will EVER see.

On this live-under-the-stairs edition of n^3, Sean’s old now. We have TWO lists. Bill talks about a lot of news. We invite Cory the Comic nerd to blather on for half the night with us about a Hulk / Thor buddy movie. A little trailer broke the internet last Monday, you might’ve heard of it. Where’s Luke anyhow? Back to the Future day happened, and it mostly sucked. but Michael J Fox is still a badass.  Top 5, GameTime, and Fallout Beer. Cancer cells that eat each other, and a homemade railgun. But Mostly it was just a fun massive long show hanging out with our awesome listeners!

On this unrated edition of n^3, Operation: Monkey Rescue, and Bill shares ESO sex noises, Ashley Madison passwords are freaking stupid. Bill has serious new to share, and none of it made it to the show notes because technicals. Black coffee drinkers are probably psychopaths and sadists. YouTuber doesn’t need the heart of a dying star to forge his own hammer of the gods, and a PSA about sexual enhancement drugs and cocaine. Cory the Comic Nerd makes a full and triumphant return, until his internet crashes, and we have trailers for Daredevil S2 and Fallout 4. Also, a real hoverboard, and some impressive little robots.

On this unsynced edition of n^3, Google Drive breaks the show. But we keep calm and carry on--mostly. Bill likes a show, Sean cannot multitask. The epic Star Wars arguments everyone has, forever. The 100 year storm, yet another shooting, Ben Carson is a proper lunatic, and if there’s skeletons in your closet, you might shouldn’t run for office. These guys will cancel your Comcast for $5. Man live-streams his own house fire, another man throat-fists a bear, and Kim Davis is offered a chance at “redemption”. Jaws 19, Tennant is spooky in Jessica Jones, and Top 5. Saddest game ever, and we speculate on the future of procedural sandbox gaming. Also, a robot folds laundry, and we’re impressed a device that will end shaky-cam. Forever.

On a TWITCHy new edition of n^3, we’re LIVE. Some changes to when and how you can find us, and it all would’ve gone off without a hitch, had Sean not forgotten to record the video. DON’T WORRY though, the audio production is back and better than ever with bad videogame movies that we all want to forget. Another mass shooting, the Pope, Ed Snowden and John Oliver’s penis, and Russia is bombing Syria. Don’t put builder’s foam in your hair, and don’t answer the helpdesk phone with a robot voice from Rocky IV. the Kingkiller Chronicles is coming to a screen, another TV reboot, Top 5, and Game Time! (feat. Bill’s sour grapes). Perma-Permadeath,Thirsty concrete, huge VR and a most impressive battery powered exoskeleton. Also, Bill talks over the outtro.