Nerds On Tap

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and discuss Joseph joining the Furby Furry Community, Lego porn, Shaddai ruining New Year’s Eve with her bodily fluids, first drunk experiences, Shaddai drinking with moms who shoot guns at cars, give updates on current and new projects, and Chris & Shaddai both go on a rant that should only be done if you’re high. The post Know The Lord’s Colon – NOTP094 appeared first on Nerd Sloth.

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai are back drinking beer and talking about Chris’s weird dreams, Firefly, and Get Out! The post Purple Elf Bear Sex – NOTP 093 appeared first on Nerd Sloth.

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and discuss how Chris once cried and passed out playing a Nerds On Tap drinking game, drunk party stereotypes, teachers that sleep with students, how shitty 2016 was, what they are looking forward to in 2017, and then crown the new winner of the Nerdocalypse! The post F@CK 2016 – NOTP 046B appeared first on Nerd Sloth.

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and talk comics, golden globe nominations for nerdy media, and begin the Nerdocalypse showdown with matches like Fox McCloud vs Gamera, He-Man vs The Tick, and Freakazoid vs Dr. Manhattan! WTF right? The post Glover vs Glover – NOTP 046A appeared first on Nerd Sloth.

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and talk about their sexual experiences as teens, breaking bones, and disgusting pranks with bloody tampons and soiled diapers. Also Chris wants to be in a Doug Jones & Samantha Newark hug sandwich. The post There Will Be Blood – NOTP 045B appeared first on Nerd Sloth.

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and discuss bodily functions, condiments, Shaddai’s new tablet, broken bones, Chris’ experiences in retail, and spam. The food. The post Spam Knows What’s Up – NOTP 045A appeared first on Nerd Sloth.

Instead of our typical episode this week, Shaddai and Joseph decided to say thanks to YOU, in honor of the holiday weekend! Seriously, we absolutely appreciate anyone who can listen to our drunken, nerdy ramblings! We’ll return to our regularly scheduled programming next week, but once again, thank you! <3 <3 <3

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and talk sex, semen milkshakes, and voice acting.

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and discuss their weekend meeting the cast of Stranger Things, Mr Belding (Saved by the Bell), and the lovely Samantha Newark (Jem & the Holograms).

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai settle in with their beers and discuss their own supernatural and paranormal experiences!

Chris, Joseph, & Shaddai drink beer and discuss the rough patches they’ve experienced this past year before getting into creepy stories and supernatural experiences.

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Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai are once again joined by The Inner Gamer to drink beer and discuss sex, Louie Anderson, favorite cartoon theme songs and who would win a fight between Dr. Manhattan and Louise Belcher! —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/ <iframe width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no” frameborder=”no” src=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/288467250&amp;color=ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false”></iframe>

Nerds unite when the guys from The Inner Gamer podcast join Nerds On Tap to drink and discuss creepy clowns, conspiracy theories, and how Matt Damon and Ben Afleck are secretly Daft Punk. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/ <iframe width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no” frameborder=”no” src=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/286920926&amp;color=ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false”></iframe>

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink some beers and talks their top 5 favorite movies. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/ <iframe width=”100%” height=”166″ scrolling=”no” frameborder=”no” src=”https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/285829913&amp;color=ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_comments=true&amp;show_user=true&amp;show_reposts=false”></iframe>

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink some beers as Chris reads an erotic fan fiction a listener wrote about them!! The group then surprise each other by revealing the top 5 celebrities they want to sleep with… including several CNN anchors. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai drink beer and talk strippers, nude photos, and classic films. Joseph reveals he’s never been to a strip club. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai get drunk and talk new Marvel shows, Kong Skull Island, and read erotic fan fiction about Baxter Stockman, Tommy the Green Ranger, and Bomberman. Also Shaddai explains how she got high and thought we were all planets. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/

Chris, Joseph, Shaddai, and Izzy get down and deep as random characters are selected for them and they have to decide who they would marry, f***, and kill. ALSO Howard the Duck vs Aquaman (Classic) who would win??? —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/

Chris, Joseph, and Shaddai are joined by Izzy where they talk beer and discuss Izzy’s disappointment in The Killing Joke movie, No Man’s Sky, jaded Captain Planet, how shitty Turbo Teen is, and Chris’ rage at Ran Queens being cancelled . There are also lots of dick jokes. Constant dick jokes. —————————————-­———————————————— Please leave us a rating/comment on iTunes! Every bit helps more people find the show! (also available on Google Play, Stitcher, & Soundcloud) iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/nerds-on-tap/id957219191 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ijl43ymyt723nznmtvzxdvrr5lu Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=73541&refid=stpr Facebook: http://facebook.com/nerdsloth Twitter: http://twitter.com/nerdsloth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nerd_sloth/ Website: http://nerdsloth.com Theme Song: Starbolt performed by Slime Girls https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/