Never Again Cinema

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, watch Alex Garland's sci-fi mindfuck "Annihilation"! Andrew gets sued by all women. Mitchell can't stop talking about alien buttholes. It's a doozy.

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, awake from cryosleep for Never Again Cinema v2.0. They talk Prometheus and Alien: Covenant. There are opinions. There is a man kissing himself. It's all here, baby!

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, discuss old ass Wolverine, aka Logan. Andrew forgot what movie we were seeing while we were waiting for the movie to start. Mitchell reads Deadpool's 'Old Man and the Sea' essay, and drops some Red Lobster knowledge. Plus, we talk X-Men villains.   Some spoilers for Logan!

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, do not like racism. Plus, discussion of sexy baseball.   Spoilers ahead for Get Out!

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, talk headshot shop, a world of puppies and the safest, secretest erotica.   Thar be spoilers for Johnathan Wick: Chapter 2 abound.

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, go back and watch John Wick in preparation for the upcoming John Wick: Chapter 2. They discuss John Wick's headcount, Andrew interviews Vin Diesel, and Mitchell subjects everyone to the grapefruit technique.   Spoilers ahead for John Wick! 

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, review the latest and greatest in eXtreme sports tricks, bails and merchandise. We are so good at grinding a fat rail, and also doing a kicked flip? Many spoilers for xXx: Return of Xander Cage in this episode, so if you don't want it spoiled... what are you even doing with your life?

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, drink trash Sangria, discuss M. Night Shyamalan's career trajectory, and read one of Mitchell's erotic Groupon stories. Plus, many alternate names for Split, and many bad accents! All 23 of your personalities will have a blast.   The spoiler alarm goes off at 27:45, and is lifted at 48:10 to make room for Steffi's encounter with the chimney sweep!

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb (joined by special guest Rebecca MacDonald), watch Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone try to dance their way through La La Land, save jazz, and read an erotic fanfiction about everyone's favourite low-brow 90's sports comedy, BASEketball. It's a real low energy affair, but we pulled it off with some slight amount of aplomb.   Various warnings: some spoilers for La La Land, hefty explicit warning for the second segment of the show!

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, are joined by a cavalcade of guests. We discuss Darth Vader's thick neck, drink blue milk just like back on Uncle Owen's moisture farm, and recite a parody of Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven. It has a lot of bad words.

Wherein your intrepid hosts Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb (joined by special guest Matt Mollon) yell at the internet hivemind, get bourbon brain, and teach you the proper way to dildo your butthole.

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, discuss Moana's hero's journey, WWLKD (What Would Lion King Do), owning buildings to win women, and rum lips. What more could you ask for? Don't answer that.

Wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, find out that Butterbeer is hard to replicate, watch Eddie Redmayne half-crouch his way through Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them, and attempt to wank their way through Jacob's Faith.

Episode 1 of the Never Again Cinema and Erotic Paperback Review podcast, wherein your intrepid hosts, Andrew Niblo and Mitchell Rathgeb, open their third eye to watch Dr. Strange, and discuss the prologue of wolfperson-porn Jacob's Faith, all while drinking a Benedictine Cumberbatch (or three). Warning: things get a bit blue towards the end.