Never Daunted Radio Network

Tonight, on the very last new edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network on BlogTalkRadio, we sign off not with sadness, but with a look towards the future as we detail the grand opening of www.NeverDaunted.net, and discuss the future while collectively pissing on the ashes of the past. Next, we say Bye, Felicia to a Texas teacher who somehow thought it was a good idea to celebrate a student's birthday...by giving him a lapdance in class. I'll let you fill in the blanks from here, wait...just listen, and I'll do it for you. Later, we'll see what other news is worth mentioning, and for the last time, we'll open the phone lines if anyone feels like calling in. So here we go, one last time, on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a extra racist edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we follow in the footsteps of every major and minor media outlet and celebrate "Post-Racial America" courtesy of L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling. We'll see what could be up ahead for the aging bigot and why the response from the players just wasn't enough.  Next, because tonight is apparently a race to see who measures up as the most disgusting human being on the face of the Earth, a driver who struck and killed a bicyclist has decided to sue the dead biker's family, for what her lawyer calls, "great pain and suffering." We'll get to know the witch known as Sharlene Simon, and determine whether or not she has anything resembling a human heart.  And finally, we go back to the Sunshine State for yet another tale of the bizarre, as this time a woman is being sued for damages incurred when her dead neighbor...exploded. We'll share the sad tale of Judy Rodrigo, who is left holding the bag through no actual fault of her own.  All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a fully erect edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we fly back from our latest vacation with the story that managed to unite the Internet, as USAirways found itself in too deep when an employee sent out an official tweet featuring a photo of a model airplane in a woman's mommy parts, sending the Internet into a frenzy. We'll see how it all went down, and maybe we'll get a ping or two from the Black Box. Next, from the "Why Doesn't This Ever Happen To Me?" File, a sex-crazed Angelina Jolie wannabe forced a cabbie to have sex with her twice, then stabbed him six times because he wouldn't perform again. We'll cut to the chase and she how a man can turn a woman this good looking down. Later, a British ice cream maker managed to simulate the experience of popping bottles and popping boners with a new flavor called The Arousal. Key ingredients: Champagne and . Sounds like someone took making popsicles just a bit too seriously. And finally, the return of the Cremo Cream Essentials, features one of my favorite performers, Henry Rollins. Tonight we listen to his early solo album, Hot Animal Machine!  All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on an overly-privileged edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we return from self-imposed exile with proof that the end of the world is near as a wealthy heir to the DuPont fortune accused of raping his three-year-old daughter only faced probation after a state Superior Court judge ruled he "will not fare well" in prison. Does anybody ever fare well in prison? Next, we take #DontBeDumb to a whole new height of stupidity as an employee at Virginia College in South Carolina, was arrested after allegedly texting to her daughter that a shooter was on the loose — as an April Fools' Day prank. Looks like the joke's on her. Next, If you've ever wanted to join the mile-high club but don't want to risk getting caught, a Las Vegas entrepreneur is ready to make your X-rated dreams comes true. We'll introduce you to the Love Cloud, a flight that will finally making going down in an airplane into a potentially safe proposition. And finally, does your girlfriend or wife feel a little...spacious? Well I can guarantee that they won't compare to a Las Vegas woman accused of robbing a man of a $35k Rolex...with the evidence found shoved inside her vagina. Doesn't get any deeper than that.   All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!  

Tonight, on an early-entry edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, as America survives the brilliant opening weekend of the 2014 NCAA Men's Tournament, we turn our attention to the players themselves. Do players who leave for the NBA early cost themselves more than they hope to gain? And why are some so dead set against college players getting fair compensation? We'll share some numbers from a surprising new poll. Next, is there an actual value to virginity? A 27-year-old medical student may have the prescription for instant Internet notoriety by auctioning off her V-card. We'll learn her story and figure out what it is about virginity that is so tempting, beyond the obvious. Later, is it true love, or true alcohol? A woman faces indecent exposure and public drunkenness charges after she allegedly showed up to visit her husband in Arlington County Jail wearing only her birthday suit. We'll let you guess what happens next...or you can wait, and I'll tell you. And finally, tonight's Cremo Cream Essentials offers up a funk classic from the late Roger Troutman, Unlimited! Get ready for some digital slowjams and a look back into your humble hosts' past.  All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a patriarchal edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we go behind the green door and learn more about Duke University student and adult actress Belle Knox, who is fighting back publicly after being outed as a star late last month. We'll see what her beef is, and more importantly, whether she's actually right. Next, when a comedian decided to rent out his New York City apartment for the weekend, he expected to find a man and his out-of-town family quietly enjoying the accommodations. What he didn't know is that he had actually inadvertently agreed to host a "panty raid orgy" featuring plus-size women and beat up stuffed animals. We'll see what went wrong, and why he has to find a new place to live. Later, ever wonder what the secret to long-lasting love is? Harvard mathematicians have revealed three rather more humble questions to determine whether a couple have real potential. We'll tell you what those questions are, and what you should be looking for next time you are searching for the next great someone. And finally, a Tennessee woman is accused of smashing her car into a church and stabbing her husband in the chest because she said the devil was in her. The other reason will either make you laugh or shake your head in simple disgust. All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a birthday edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, your favorite show has turned one. Now, while some shows have some spectacular blowout, we're going to keep it simple and lazy. An hour of reflection about what came and some hopes and ideas about what's to come. No set schedule of stories tonight, although we'll touch a bit on Jim Irsay, IU Basketball, Breasts and whatever else comes to mind. Tonight's a hangout, but we'll make it as interesting as possible.

Tonight on a Carcosa-infused edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we pay tribute to True Detective, as it wraps up it's amazing season. We'll talk a bit about what makes this show one of TV's best ever, and we'll talk about the "backlash" that's come from people underwhelmed with the low-key finale. Next, ever wonder why people forgive the guy who burned their house down, but still hate that one relative who had a nasty tone while thanking them for a birthday present? A series of recent experiments are shedding light on why we nurse grudges about small things, but forgive the big ones.  Later, because everything is better with a remote control, scientists have designed a machine that they say can help women achieve orgasm at the push of a button. No longer will men have to worry about not being up to snuff in the bedroom. But is it worth the cost? And finally, on tonght's edition of the Cremo Cream Essentials, we take a trip to Southern California and a trip down ska memory lane with the self-titled album from Goldfinger.  All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a Glasnost edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we go into full Cold War mode as Russia's continued push into the Ukraine has some in the U.S. wishing for the bad old days, while finding a way to blame Russian President Vladimir Putin's petulance on Barack Obama. We'll talk impending war, and why Putin may not be the boogeyman some want him to be. Next, an 18-year-old high school cheerleader is suing her parents for kicking her out of the house and refusing to pay her college tuition, because they want her to ditch her boyfriend...like every parent ever. We'll see how this coup de waah is taking place and why girls just want to have fun, your honor. Later, In an effort described as "outreach to rednecks," the Kentucky Baptist Convention is leading "Second Amendment Celebrations," where churches around the state are giving away guns as door prizes to lure in the unchurched in hopes of converting them to Christ. Jesus may save, but Smith & Wesson never miss. And finally, what's a week without spending time in the magical wasteland that is Florida? This time, a man was stopped by police, where he informed them that he had too much to drink and was only trying to, as he put it, "Drive it off." Seems legit to us. All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight on a plastic edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we're back from hiatus with news that a Ukrainian model who has cast herself as a real-life Barbie doll says she eventually hopes to live without eating or drinking. We'll see what she actually eats and drinks, and share with you the diet you should never try. Next, when a girlfriend's ex-husband showed up in the middle of the night, one man did the only thing that made sense: He grabbed a replica video game sword and challenged the intruder to a duel. We'll tell you why he might've been better off using the Ocarina of Time. Later, even Jim Gaffigan didn't see this coming, as a kid tries to gain internet notoriety...by having sex with a Hot Pocket. Naturally the results ended up being less than filling. We'll tell you how this stunt may have been a bit too hot to handle. And finally, the Cremo Cream Essentials returns in the most soulful way possible, with Teddy Pendergrass' classic Life is a Song Worth Singing. We'll share some of the best of what The Sound of Philadelphia has to offer, so turn off the lights and let's get closer... All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a burning edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we close out the week with news that a new adaptation of Marvel Comics' Fantastic Four is causing minor controversy due to the casting of Michael B. Jordan, a black man, in the role of Johnny Storm, a white character. We'll rant a bit about how stunt casting can be mistaken for diversity, and why that usually ends up hurting more than it helps. Next, we take a trip back to our favorite state of mystery and wonder as a Florida school teacher faces battery charges after allegedly forcing a 10-year-old student to put his hands in a filthy urinal last week. The best part? When arrested, the teacher showed zero remorse. We'll find just how far the ruler is stuck up this school marm's back side. Later, from the Sick SOB file: Tim Margis is the director of public safety for Concordia University in Chicago. Er, he was, that is, until a week ago, when he was arrested for ejaculating into the shoe of a female coworker in her campus office. Was he squeezing out frustration, or was it a case of love gone wrong?  And finally, maybe there is something to be said about being jolly and fat instead of dour and thin as a new study states feeling extreme loneliness on a long-term basis can be worse than obesity in terms of increasing the potentially lethal health risks that lead to premature death. We'll talk about the study and try to convince you to get out of your mother's basement! All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!  

Tonight, on an inflated edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we open up tonight's show with the story of a California woman who describes herself as Barbie-obsessed and says she uses hypnotherapy sessions in the hopes that it will decrease her IQ. We'll talk about the phenomenon known as "Bimbofication" and find out where we can get them. Next, when a South Carolina woman called police to report a crime, she got more than she bargained for when she ended up being arrested...for not returning a video rental in 2005. While it should be criminal for anyone to rent "Monster-In-Law", we'll see how this punishment may not fit the crime. Later, in a continuation of last night's discussion of manufactured outrage, here's the story of a mother upset about "indecent" T-shirts on display at a Utah mall who found a quick if not especially convenient way to remove them: She bought every last one. Maybe she should've clutched her purse a little harder than her pearls. And finally, a new "study" maps the average sex session by state, and the numbers may be surprising. Where are the two-minute men most likely to be? We'll find out! All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a pearl clutching edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we kick off another week with tales of valor, snakes, STD prevention and old folks' with lead still in the pencil. First, there's nothing worse than manufactured outrage, and news from Wisconsin fits the bill as members of a funeral detail are under friendly fire after a candid photo makes its way to the Net, also known as the Kangaroo Court of Public Opinion. Next, somethings are simply above Darwin's pay grade as a reality show preacher on a show about handling snakes in the name of the lord...dies as a result of being bitten by a snake. Did he not love God enough? We'll find out! Later, are you in the mood for...STD test results? Well, you're in luck as a new app promises to make the dating world 'less awkward' with a profile feature that displays which STDs you've been tested for. We'll learn more about the app and wonder when Facebook will buy them out, making life easier for everyone. And finally, sometimes, it's better if the family doesn't come together. At least when your 70 year old husband asks you if he can hook up with your sisters...plural. We'll get an earful of old man shenanigans where all in the family takes on a whole new meaning. All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a Love Stinks edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we end another week with a tribute of sorts to love and other crimes starting with your humble host's opinion on Valentine's Day and while it might be easy to feel bitter about the so-called Singles Awareness Day, you may just be missing out on the bigger picture. Next, in the news, we share a slice-of-life story of a woman who found out her boyfriend had cheated on her removed a tattoo of his name from her arm with a scalpel and mailed the bloody chunk of flesh to his home, which he shares with his new girlfriend. Hell hath no fury like a woman scarred. Later, from the "Things That Never Happen to Me" file, an Arizona woman went on a naked rampage after her live-in boyfriend refused to have sex with her. I guess foreplay is out of the question at this point. And finally, when people declare items they're bringing into customs, officers don't normally expect to inspect donkey . Well in New Zealand, a Chinese man was detained after being discovered with an 11-inch donkey dong...for eating. We'll get to the whole length and width of the matter, and see if it stands up on its own. All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a completely random, totally unprepared edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we have absolutely nothing planned and it's going to be everything you thought it might be, so we hope your expectations are set low. Instead of covering the day's news, we'll play some music, talk some crap, maybe even take a call or two. Who knows? We got an hour, so let's see how long it'll take to get in each other's pants. All ? and ?, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a trailblazing edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we plow into a brand new week with a jam-packed collection of stories containing hope, stupidity, lunacy, sex and Facebook. First up, stop the presses, a gay man is coming to the NFL! Missouri defensive end Michael Sam came out publicly, sending the mediawaves into equal parts joy and feigned uncertainty. Balance that with Oklahoma State bball star Marcus Smart and the Shove Heard 'Round the World, and it's time to take a look at how media and sport may be heading towards a wall. Next, there's a new type of convenience stop on the block in Canada, and it's selling crack pipes. Last year, a Canadian nonprofit organization installed crack pipe vending machines in Vancouver as part of a plan to curb the spread of disease among drug users. We'll see how this idea got cooked up. Later, feeling a little butthurt? It won't compare to the story of a woman accused of attacking her lover's wife after the woman walked in on the couple...while having anal sex. We'll go deep in search of the dirty details. And finally, In an unusual case out of the United Kingdom, a British woman was sentenced to 20 months in prison...for trolling herself on Facebook. We'll log on to the story and check out what could be the best case of #DontBeDumb yet. All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight on a girth, not length edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we tip our cap and celebrate the 10 year anniversary of everyone's favorite social network, Facebook. We'll talk about the past, present and possible future of the site, while sharing some recollections about what made Facebook great, and how all of that is pretty much gone. Next, fellas, are you feeling a little...short? Well don't worry, because a new review of 10 existing studies suggests that some nonsurgical techniques really can increase the length of a man's . We'll talk about the studies, and ask whether the need for bigger is just a figment of our imagination.  Later, Sandra Fluke, whom you would never have heard of if the right wing hadn't blasted her as a "slut" for wanting some birth control, is seeking the California Democratic Party's blessing to run for the congressional seat of retiring Rep. Henry Waxman. If the fact that she was a target the only reason she'd be elected, is it a good idea? We'll talk about it. And finally, think being buried in a coffin is too boring? We're going to tell you about the surge in 'theatrical burials", where the deceased is buried riding their motorcycle, or posed like a mannequin depicting their next boxing match in the afterlife. Is it crazy, or is it just a throwback to a more ancient period? All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight on a fecally sound edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we welcome back long lost friend of the show Ashley Byrd as she once again shares hosting duties in only the way she can. We'll catch up with her and find out how life in the frozen tundra that is Chicago has been treating her. First, while there are few brands more "American" than Coca-Cola, last night's Super Bowl ad, set to "America the Beautiful" seemed to only bring out America the Ugly, as social media lit up with racism and xenophobia. We'll play the spot and see what's really going on. Next, the $hit really hits the fan, as an Arizona woman is arrested after being discovered trying to inject feces into the IV of her husband, who was recovering from heart surgery. We'll see what the stink was all about, and why there is no fury like a woman scorned. And finally, we discuss the tragic passing of actor Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who died from what looks to be a heroin overdose. Ashley will share stories about her own addictions and we'll talk about whether or not there's a level of hypocrisy when dealing with celebrity addicts. All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

Tonight, on a red light edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we spin some tales with our guest for the evening, author and former exotic dancer Valerie Diamond, who'll spin some stories and give us a behind the scenes look at life behind the pole. But first, a police captain in Gary, Indiana, says he believes a family's claims of supernatural terror in a rental house they've since left (largely due to knowing the fortunes of black folks in horror movies) . We'll talk about the goings on at the haunted house, which even features screaming Catholic priests performing exorcisms. Next, in New York, a man was killed after being run over by a subway car. A common occurrance until you know how he died. And how exactly did he die, you ask? While pooping inbetween two cars. We'll get the whole stink on the story, and give you important tips on how not to die the same way. (There's really only one obvious tip.) Later, we'll spend the rest of the show with Valerie, as she discusses her former life and her book, titled Stilettos in Vegas (Co-authored with Dr. Don McGann) . Get your listening dollars out, folks, because it's guaranteed to be a good time. All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!  

Tonight, on a platonic edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we ease on into a brand new week with a discussion that is guaranteed to raise eyebrows. According to Jezebel, for all the men who complain about being consigned to the "friendzone"--"a terrible space where hapless, lovestruck Nice Guys" exist, there is now a new dimension to this, called the "girlfriendzone" defined as "the pining blame men place on women for their own unrequited feelings, or for how some men completely lose interest in women as people once it's clear she's not interested in them sexually." We'll see if the theory holds any water. Next, open your windows for this next story, because A Night at the Opera is about to get a little gassy: an opera singer in Tennessee is suing after a botched operation leaves her unable to sing...without farting. According to the singer, her affliction has left her unable to find work, effectively ruining her career. Guess lighting a match on stage was not an option. Later, A vial of holy blood belonging to the dead pope John Paul II was stolen from a tiny church in the mountains east of Rome, and an Italian anti-occult organization says the blood was likely taken for Satanic rituals. Of course, we'll ask the obvious question of why in the Hell a church has a vial of the Pope's blood in the first place. And finally, on tonight's Cremo Cream Essentials, we feature Bay Area rapper E-40's classic album, In a Major Way. All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!