Nursing and Cursing

Snip snip and we ain’t takin bangs! This week’s episode is all about.... Vasectomies! One of the Nursing & Cursing husbands is gettin fixed-listen in and find out which one. Does your partner have one? Do you wish he did? Or wish he didn’t :/ Know anyone with a vasectomy baby? And do they *really* tell the guys to ice their balls and take two full days of rest?? we are real suspicious. 🧐

Would you rather have someone read your mind or scroll your feed? Or is it the same thing ? And why are our feeds all about sagging skin and end -of -life care ? wtf. This week we talk about who the Internet thinks we are :  broke ass hags destined to die alone. 

Welcome back babes! put down that protein bar and join us as we sing along to some fave songs that just hit different these days. Whether you’re chasing waterfalls, trying to make someone love you, or realizing that you’re in the emotional death spiral of middle age that Stevie Knicks tried to warn you about, some jams just hurt harder these days. 

You know how having kids makes you feel like you have lost control of everything? Your home. Your time. Your body. Your money. Your bowels and bladder. Wait?! What. Yes this week’s episode is all about we can’t hold it anymore. We’re losing our shit. No, literally. Welcome to Shart Week. Your underwear’s not safe.

Hey babes, tired of living on cold leftover  nuggets and warm cheese sticks ? So was our friend and nutritionist Maggie Slavonic. After she had kids, Maggie came to the same realization you probably did: she felt like shit. This week, Maggie joins us and tells us about her product: Mom Snacks-food designed for the mamas that make the world go round.  As moms who can never get even out best ideas out of the chat, we we were hungry for this one 😉

Just when you thought your clubbing days were behind you. Grab your ID and meet us at Costco. This week we talk about what Costco means to us. We ran in for paper towels and we left with $600 of off- brand sweat pants and butter. Are we doing this right ? Turns out some of us are doing it better than others. Obvs.

this week we’re grieving (and celebrating) together as our own heads off to college. we’re left teary-eyed, proud, and a little lost. From packing the car to holding back sobs, we talk about what it means when one of our kids leave the nest. We also talk alternative uses for garlic to lighten the mood.

S1 Ep6: Back to School

Remember how 6 weeks after you had your your baby you were healed, rested, gorgeous, feeling sexy as hell and ready to get laid all night long? UM. NO. So WTF is with the doc telling you and your man that you can go all the way at 6 weeks?? What a dick. Listen up as we talk sex after childbirth.

We discuss the most important part of your birth plan: your pubes. Sure, your doula was on speed dial, your play list was on fleek, and your meditative breathing was ready to go out the effing window, but mom, how did you prep your pubes? Don't lie, you sweated the hair show. So did we.

How did you feel about your partner immediately after bringing that baby into the world? Did you look at him with fresh love or deep, scary, sleep deprived rage? Listen to our tales of post-partum husband hatred, one of the most important mommy milestones. Don't worry, all the husbands survived to live another day, and in some cases, even make another baby.

Ok, who’s doing what to their face? when and why? This week the ladies discuss what we do and don’t do to feel good in our skin. Moms, how far do you go to tweak your appearance? Salmon sperm, Botox, snail slime, or throw a paper bag over your head and say fugit? Turns out not everyone on the mic has the same opinion on this one!

You’re doing great, Sweetie! This too shall pass!!! Count your blessings and get workin on that gratitude journal hun! Yeah yeah yeah suck a diaper, Karen. Encouragement is great, but toxic positivity is making us crash out. This week, join us in reality where we discuss when looking on the bright sides just blinds you to the truth: some things just effing suck.

Hey moms! boot scoot and boogie on over here. As our kids grow up and we get older, there are some things we’ve been able to let go of. Organic food, literacy, personal hygiene, just to name a few. Listen in as we discuss what we just DGAF about anymore. Are we evolving or giving up? You decide!

Hellooo mamas! this week we’re asking: wtf is happening to our bodies ? Can someone please write a What’s Happening to my Body? Book for middle aged women? Thx! Our asses are soft, our bellies are soft-the only tight thing left is our anxiety . Luckily for us, Sarah has some chicken soup for the soul 😏.

Hi Moms!! We’re baaackk! We missed you guys!  listen to our season premiere where we ask the big question: wtf just happened? A decade on and the kids are all potty trained but it’s our mentals that are circling the drain. Make it make sense. Hit play and find out what the gang has been up to. New homes, new families, new pets, new milestones, and best of all: new fails (bow wow yippee yay). We can’t wait to take you on a journey to absolutely nowhere with us this season!! Love ya moms, so stoked to be back. 

Moms! We missed you! We left you hanging and we are so sorry. One of us had a baby, two of us moved to Florida, and one of us…well. Heads up for the absolute biggest Plot Twerk™️ the thread has ever known. Let’s just say, Kate hasn’t been the only one up all night. 😮‍💨😮‍💨 Listen now to New Dick, Who Dis?

Hi Mamas!!! We miss you so much!!!  This ep is a lil check in/check up and a welcome to our mini season 6 🥳🥳🥳🥳 How was your summer? It’s ok -SAME. If even a mask and 6ft of personal space can’t keep your toddler from somehow being the loudest, closest person in your life, WE UNDERSTAND.   We’re not ok. Somehow there was no summer and there is no school. Just a groundhogs day montage of masks, misery, coffee, wine and zoom. SIGH And 50 weeks later, Kate is *still* pregnant. And we’re back with some Nails n Fails. All of which are fails. Damn you 2020. 

Well mamas, we made it to the season finale of Modern Civilization /Life as We Know It. I mean, the season finale of Nursing and Cursing Season 5. And everything is fine. Totally fine. To celebrate, we are bringing you something brand new : OUR KIDS!! In this episode, we ask the kiddos :is mom cool? What’s this podcast all about ? Does she ever get grumpy ? Some of them gave us the cold hard truth, and others clammed up, scared of retribution. And Sarah coins a phrase that will make her a millionaire, or at least get her fine ass trending on Twitter. Love you mamas so much-what a ride this season has been. See you in the fall! Until then, let’s all manifest a quick and safe delivery for Kate’s babe and A FULLY FUNCTIONAL IRL FALL PLAN 4 SKOOLS!

42: Parenting Conflicts.