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Today’s word is “giraffe” sent to us by Awesome Wolfs! This week, Andrew and Jay find themselves contemplating the drinking habits of giraffes, Mat discovers a new highly-ineffective way to work out, and Dan learns all about the giraffe mafia, savanna wolves, and a little-known place called Africa. The song at the end of today’s episode is called “The Giraffe Song” by Zoo Boyz! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share: FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Today’s word is “quarantine” sent to us by China! This week, Mat stays loyal to his idea about zombie gingerbread men, Dan learns about pangolins, Andrew hits the reset button on his love life and career, and Jason fills a well-worn seat with his pretty face. The song at the end of today’s episode is called “Quarantine” by Mat Best and Tim Montana! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share: FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Here’s to a brand new year of the One Word, Go! Show! This month we’ll be looking at what happened at Christmas 2019 with a special episode, and in February we’ll be back with new regular episodes! Want to keep in touch until then? Join the OWG Discord Server! Happy New Year from Mat, Dan, Andrew, Jay, and Meghan! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share: FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

We couldn’t possibly go the entire month of October without celebrating our favorite time of the year! Get ready for the weakest-but-still-gut-busting One Word, Go! Show’s Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon yet! Head out to your local McDonald’s™ and order a hot and fresh Big Mac™ sandwich before you curl up with some spooky stories! Mat, Dan, Andrew and Mélissa all attempt to prove their worth in this classic One Word, Go! Show staple. For dessert, don’t forget to try the brand new Double Fudge McFlurry™! All of our stories were found online: Mat’s Story Dan’s Story Andrew’s Story Mélissa’s Story All credit goes to the original sources linked above. — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share: FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Today’s word is “Blue”, sent to us by Mathewcav! This week, Mat starts a new metal band called Slaughtermelon, Andrew forgets the color of Mickey Mouse, Mélissa notices a pattern in Crayola crayon names, and special guest Jay shows us how inchworms move using his finger while covering for Dan, who is travelling the world by train. The song at the end of today’s episode is the intro to Monster By Mistake, a terrible Canadian kids show from the ’90s! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share: FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Today’s word is “Neighbor”, sent to us by Caroline! Or possibly Wade. I think we may have made a mistake awhile back, but I can’t figure it out. Just know we love you both equally. This week, Mélissa lights a few candles and jams out like a DJ, Mat accidentally hates Betty White, Dan stabs Allen with a fencing sword, and Andrew finds a small Native American man in his cupboard. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Totally Nude by Akira the Don and the amazing Fred Rogers! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share: FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Today’s word is “Nude”, sent to us by Andy! This week, Mat poorly plans another game all about being nude in the news, Mélissa rattles off a deep and insightful quote by accident, Andrew calms his nerves by picturing the audience fully clothed, and Dan lies so unabashedly that we take it to a replay. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Totally Nude by The Wallets! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo Share: FacebookTwitterDiggRedditTumblrPinterestStumbleUpon

Today’s word is “Mythology”, sent to us by Alex! This week, Mat tries to figure out the difference between myth and legend, Andrew goes through Zeus’ dating history, Mélissa explains the story of Persephone, and Dan quizzes us with myths about the human brain for some reason. Also, we read some emails, play some voicemails, and give you an update on Andrew’s health. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Water by ADM! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Today’s word is “Conspiracy”, sent to us by Meghan! On today’s show, we decide whether Andrew’s conspiracy theories are actually believed by people or if he made them up, Mat has a fungal infection and belongs on a pizza, Dan debates the qualifications of NASA employees, and Mélissa explains chemtrails. Also, apparently Stanley Kubrick has in fact been dead since 1999 and we have in fact been stupid since birth. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Foil by “Weird Al” Yankovic! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Today’s word is “Internet”, sent to us by Computoguy! On today’s show, Andrew explains the dark web and is awkwardly paired with others, Mélissa goes on a fake date with a straight woman and has been hiding the fact that she was in a band, Mat fixes roads and raps like Dr. Seuss, Dan learns about some classic memes and tricks people into watching his favorite TV show, and soft-spoken special guest Caroline discusses her long distance relationship and gets confused by eBaum’s World. The song at the end of today’s episode is called le Internet Medley by The GAG Quartet! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Let’s take another look back at some of the ridiculous skits, intros, and other produced bits that have appeared on the show over the past several years. This time, we find a human and a vampire in an Odd Couple situation, sing about a bearded man, bet on the wrong horse, anticipate cease and desist letters, buy boxes, witness the murder of anthropomorphic nails, contract Dog-Foot, pick on Guy Fieri, become shills, and more! If you enjoyed this, you can find Part 1 here! If you didn’t enjoy this, you can go here! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Today’s word is “Garage”, sent to us by Adam and Bryon from EHAP! On today’s show, Andrew gets skewered while hunting for Devil Sticks, Mat admits to being a hoarder, Dan tries to impress his friend by stealing a car, and Mélissa learns to pick up on red flags. The song at the end of today’s episode is called In The Garage by Weezer! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Today’s word is “Sarcasm”, sent to us by Steaky! On today’s show, special guest Jason shoots down a voicemail caller, Andrew points out the explicit scenes from Beauty and the Beast, Mélissa unironically “rips”, and Mat falls apart in more ways than one. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Sarcastic Tone by Nautical Nausea Niall! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Happy Easter from The One Word, Go! Show! How can you have a party without dip? You can’t. Join Mat, Dan, Andrew, and Mélissa on a dip-fueled journey of breaking and entering, secret bandit hideouts, and straight-up murder in this ridiculous special episode of the podcast. A huge thanks to everyone who participated in making Quality Dip possible: Mat Torchia – Writer, “Mat”, “Boss” Jason Torchia – Writer, “Vinnie”, “Friendly Police Officer” Dan Loree – “Dan” Andrew Sturgess – “Andrew” Mélissa C. – “Mélissa” Adam and Bryon from Everyone Has a Podcast – “Adam and Bryon from Everyone Has a Podcast” Matt Hocker from The Matt Hocker Show – “Henchmen 1”, “Henchmen 2” and… Our amazing Patreon supporters! You keep the show going!   If I forgot to name you, I am sincerely sorry! Let me know, so I can correct that ASAP. — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Merchandise – Onewordgo.storenvy.com Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Today’s spooky word is “Clumsy”, sent to us by the one and only Breanne! On today’s show, Andrew claims his spot as the #1 “clums” champion, Mat throws his friends under the bus over a towel bar, adopted Dan acts out by turning a shower knob, and Mélissa is still a terrifying sociopath. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Clumsy by Fergie! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

This is a classic episode of the podcast to tide you over. This episode has been referenced a lot over the last few years and is a shining example of why Mat should never ask hypothetical questions about anything ever. From the original post on August 12, 2016: Today’s word is “Blindfolded” sent to us by SavageGamingAE83! On today’s show, Mélissa texts during sex, Andrew receives a free creepy gift from a stranger, Mat asks an elaborate question about wizards, and Dan looks up anime porn by accident. — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Today’s spooky word is “Storm”, sent to us by Steaky! This week, Andrew fan-girls over this week’s guests! There’s Bryon, who’s squirrel fostering goes terribly awry, and Adam, who challenges Dan to a magnificently melancholy sad-off. Also, Mat dreams of becoming a part of the Lollipop Guild, and Mélissa ruins a perfectly good outro. Our guests are friends of the show from Everyone Has A Podcast! Go listen to EHAP at ehappodcast.com for even more Adam and Bryon! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

The crew bands together and creates a story as one. Surely nothing good can come from this, right? Nothing except for the most terrifying clown laugh you’ve ever heard… With this, the One Word, Go! Show’s 6th Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon has come to an end. Thank you all for a terrifying October! New regular episodes resume Sunday November 4th! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo

Chickens in the City.

Andrew, Dan, and Mélissa work together to decode some seriously spooky sounds. Can you tell what's being played before they can?