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Mike and Tracy fix Equilibrium, a dystopia combining the laziest, least interesting parts of all the dystopias that came before. And also The Matrix.

Mike and Tracy try valiantly and probably fail to fix LOL, the Miley Cyrus/Demi Moore vehicle America was craving.

Mike and Tracy know one way to fix Knowing: maybe less knowledge.

Mike and Tracy fix Jingle All the Way, a movie about Christmas, Arnold, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Anakin Skywalker, and maybe a little bit of rape.

Mike and Tracy fix Battleship, a movie that, despite its reputation, is significantly less broken than a lot of what we see around here.

Mike and Tracy try to fix First Knight. Along the way they learn something valuable about the importance of boning.

Mike and Tracy fix Vanity Fair, the story of some very nice dresses, as well as some others that are less nice.

Mike and Tracy fix Treasure Planet. In space. With this podcast. In space.

Mike and Tracy do their best to fix Tintin, a weirdly joyless half-CGI adaptation of the classic Belgian comic books.

Mike and Tracy fix Prometheus, a movie about the search for God, and also being orally assaulted by aliens.

Mike and Tracy thought about fixing the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, but it's already pretty great! So they talked about that.

Mike and Tracy fix Finding Forrester, a movie that was so worried about accidentally being racist, it forgot to be a movie. Also, we agree that your grandma can and did get laid.

Mike and Tracy fix Star Trek: Nemesis, probably the worst film in a franchise that features travelling from the future to save whales in the 80s.

Mike and Tracy fix Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, a shockingly boring movie based on a fun little series of video games.

Mike and Tracy fix Shakespeare in Love, a movie with a mostly unjustified 93% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes.