Playing Devil's Avocado

This week Claire and Lisa talk about the medical test that says if you can't balance on one leg for 10 seconds you may die (or something). They also discuss Amazon's Alexa using recordings of your dead loved ones' voices  -- and whether it's something they'd feel weird about. There's a Culture Club about Elvis the movie and the Kardashians, there's a chat about Air Fryer eggs and why Lisa won't be making them any time soon, and why going out is just so damn hard these days. There's Claire's cat's anal glands, a discussion about brain fog and why we're all suffering not just menopausal women, and they ask the big question: If you could recycle your wee and donate it to farmers, would you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Claire and Lisa discuss the Logies and how nice it was to have it back on TV (and how Chrissie Swan is their new hero!). They talk about cleaning products and Claire takes the crown of most boring person on earth with her chat about Aldi washing up liquid. There's the BEC -- that person at work who can't do anything right, and what that means (clue: BEC stands for Bitch Eating Crackers).... there's a Meno Moment talk about over-medicalising Menopause, some Good Beauty spot chats about Trinny skincare and whether manicures are too exxy for words, and there's the launch of a new PDA campaign #putmuminthepicture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk about the "outing" of Rebel Wilson and share their thoughts. They also talk about how to ACTUALLY wear a puffa jacket and not look like the Michelin Man, Claire's outing to see Judith Lucy and Denise Scott that was a meno moment in itself, why wine is making them cry these days, the show Everything I know about Love, which is awesome and non authentic cheese that tastes sooooo good. There's a chat about dopamine dressing and why adding colour to your wardrobe makes you feel good, a look at a trend of drinking vinegar instead of coke (right?) and they ask the question, are we suffering from nostalgia fatigue?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa are talking about Swedengate -- the discovery that in Sweden in days gone by families wouldn't feed you if you were on a playdate at their house -- and ask the question, do you have to feed a guest in your home? There's some Culture Club, where they discuss Stranger Things Season 4, as well as thew book Currently Between Husbands by Cathrine Mahoney. There's a lot of chatter about the Queen and how joyful the whole jubilee was, Lisa had a health check and discovered her cat's bloodwork came back better than hers, Claire whinges about JLO and why she just doesn't get her, they chat about why looking forward to things is almost as good as doing them and they ask the question, do you need to have "good" pyjamas? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa discuss the upcoming Jubilee and how they feel about the Queen having a big old party. There's a chat about sleep inertia -- the idea that you can't wake up in the morning -- and Lisa confesses that she's getting more like an old person every day and waking up super early. There's some What Hurts Now about how Sydney's streets are terrifyingly slippery at the moment, a confession about love and Ed Sheeran, a chat about Kettle Chips in Snack Attack and the best time to eat them (not at 11.01am, 3.14pm or 9.31pm, as they're 'danger' times apparently). Everyone's excited for season 5 of feelgood tv show Somebody Feed Phil and they ask the big question, would you go to see the Abba Voyage show, knowing they're just "abbatars" and not real people?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk about the election result - and Julie Bishop's Ch.9 glow up. There's a chat about getting angry in Meno Moments -- and why being on HRT is such a leveller (and getting taken off it can be hell!), plus Lisa had a facebook fight with a stranger! There's some new ALDI chocolate that they're loving and in Food for Thought, Claire talks through her annoyance at waiters who tell you how all the food was made and what influenced it. Just give us our meals, mate!  There's a Culture Club chat about Everything Everywhere All At Once, and why Michelle Yeoh is a hero at 59 (what a kick arse legend!) as well as Conversations With Friends -- the new Sally Rooney TV series -- and they're both watching Celeb Apprentice, too. Oh, and Claire asks the question: is s sign of being old not knowing who Kid Laroi is... (the answer is probably yes.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa discuss the 15 questions one expert says you need to ask a partner when you're in a new relationship. They are both reading the same book -- Lessons in Chemistry -- and both love it, plus they also both enjoy the world's most stupid TV show, The Pentaverate. As well, they talk the TikTok trend for putting on your makeup with cling wrap, why there are some cleaning products you just don't need (including one close to Claire's heart), there's more chat about air fryers and What Hurts Now (Lisa's back), and they ask the question Do we all just want to not talk in a hairdresser or do we like to interact?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa are back from their trip to Melbourne to see Robbie Williams and they want to tell you all about it. They discuss the TikTok trend that is "the Ick" and what it actually is, talk about Ozark and 10 Percent on TV and address Pete Davidson's Kim Kardashian Glow up. There's a big Beauty Spot after a Priceline event meant they got to try some new products (heaven!), a debate about dry vaginas being the same as getting menopausal nosebleeds, plus a chat about being clumsy because of your hormones and why getting sick these days is more miserable than ever. There's also some talking about crying all the time and they ask the big question, is it really the age of the air fryer?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa can hardly contain their excitement as it's time to see Robbie Williams in concert. But before that, they discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's menopause mentor, hating on the Beckham kids and why Aldi beef pies are so damn good. There's also a chat about dry conditioner, how to fall out of love easily and why people folding things is the new TikTok sensation. Add Culture Club's insights into A Very British Scandal and Graham Norton's newest novella and there's a mighty fine episode here indeed.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa are overexcited about Harry Styles and Shania Twain duetting, they wax lyrical about Gumption and cleaning products, chat about getting your flaps out in bed (hey, we mean the flaps on the pillowcases!) and discuss why a $60 tool to lift the mattress may be what's missing in their lives. There's a Culture Club about the most harrowing shows on TV and some very feel good movies, they discover that the 90s are back -- see you at the rave! -- and there's a chat about the delights of a seafood buffet. And if all that isn't enough they also ask the big question, should these nine words be removed from our vocabulary? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Claire and Lisa talk about Brooklyn Beckham's wedding and how him being married just makes them feel really old. There's a chat about Lenny Kravitz and the beauty of men dressing cool at any ages, there's Snack Attack which this week has some not-so-tasty treats and a follow up about how to leave a job (and why you may want to). Also, new skincare especially for menopausal skin is lovely,  why R Patz makes a great moody Batman and they ask the big question, what would your 1300 number be?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk about why " blue spaces" are the new green when it comes to calming us down, they also discuss the "supercold" that mimics the symptoms of COVID and the fact that having good skin comes down to SPF, genetics and money. There's Culture Club, where they talk the Oscar movies, a few Snack Attack Easter recommendations and they reveal why getting a good night's sleep is all about maths. There's a chat about young people and how annoying they can be when they're holding parties next door, plus how a mysterious benefactor is buying Lisa coffees, and they ask the big question, what time do you take your bra off when you get home from work? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk about Lisa Wilkinson and why it seems everyone wanted to pile on -- with her solo dining experience and then her daughter's job getting her in strife. They also talk about Gaytime Bites and how delicious they are, have some air fryer tips for the week, are loving the return of Bridgerton and Lisa's into an old Scottish TV show. They discuss dermatologists, clogs and their new favourite segment #menomoments and ask, are you a monster if you didn't cry at the new Qantas ad?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk about washing, and how the experts are saying we don't need to spend up big on detergent. They also discuss star spotting, their excitement about a trip to Melbourne to see Robbie Williams and oh yes, why your wine may taste different these days. Fascinating... There's a big question about Lewis Hamilton and why he's changing his name, a discussion about Minx on Stan, why Claire isn't loving the new Marian Keyes book and why Lisa's latest outing is well worth a try, plus would you use a dry shampoo for your clothes if it meant you didn't have to wash them so often? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa chat about Shepard avocados and why everyone hates them but Claire... and there's a discussion about Jamie Lee Curtis and a post from her latest movie that will have everyone talking. There's a chat about Byron Baes and just how bad a show has to be before Lisa won't watch it (pretty bad, apparently). There's also a better show -- This is Going to Hurt -- which is excellent. There's a recommendation for some Aldi chocolate (#notanad) and have you entered Goblin Mode yet -- if not, they explain what that is, and they ask, are you ready for a vivbe shift, and do you know if you're someone's bad friend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week  Claire and Lisa discuss the tragic and untimely death of Shane Warne and why it was the tipping point that had them crying and lamenting the state of the world right now. There are more meno moments, why white is the new black in fashion and Iris Apfel's range for H&M has them very excited indeed. There's a chat about Spencer and why Kristin Stewart's voice shat Claire to tears,  why the new Marian Keyes book is worth every cent and a look at the maddest thing they've done in relationships (after watching MAFS this week....). There's a What's cooking about things they've made in the air fryer, What Hurts Now (air fryer burn, anyone?) and they ask the big question, can anyone take their glasses off without getting them caught in your hair?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa are back for a still-remote SEASON 4 Opener, and they're catching you up with all the Culture Club, Snack Attack and Beauty Spot you may have missed over the past while. They talk about Meno Moments, a new segment where they complain about the effects of menopause, there's Claire's love for her robot vac, Magic Mike plus Lisa's new found fandom of Trinny Cosmetics and a lot of talk about air fryers. If that wasn't enough, they're getting excited about the Elvis movie, Claire organises her fridge  and Lisa asks the big question, if you could only have three drinks for the rest of your life, what would they be?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa are getting ready for Christmas... they're discussing their non-negotiable Christmas food items, why Lisa's obsessed with Christmas cooking shows and how Jamie Oliver seems to be obsessed with clementines. Then they talk about the finale of Succession -- is there any more perfect a TV show out there? -- and there's a discussion about And Just Like That... the SATC reboot, and whether everyone should just shut up about it. There's also a round up of the year's best, from books to homewares to snack food and more, and they ask the big question, why is Claire divorcing her husband over Christmas dinner?  Thanks for listening this year -- see you in 2022!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk Christmas movies, and the one Lisa is calling "the best Christmas movie ever!", plus where do you stand on biopics? With news Robbie Williams is filming his in Melbourne next year, Claire's thinking of a career change. A big dose of Beauty Spot this week for all your skincare needs, some What's cooking, including Lisa's attempt at TikTok pasta finally, and a look at the pros and cons of Snack Masters. There's a chat about Gift Beliefs -- how you feel about presents and what you should do at Christmas based on that... and did you know we no longer have to walk 10,000 steps a day? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk about MAD men (that's mid life, attractive and dependable men like Paul Rudd) and why we're all suddenly mad (!) for them. They talk Aldi parsnips, whether Harris Farm is overpriced but still worth it, and ask the question, if someone gave you a personalised  box of Arnott's shapes for Christmas, what would you do? There's Culture Club, Snack Attack and a new segment, What's For Dinner. plus they try and talk about the new COVID strain, Omnicron, but can't bring themselves to do it. And then there's a chat about Shy Bowel Syndrome -- can you poo in close proximity to your partner?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.