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[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2655] Mersh: BUTTMOGGED. Vrillium: BUTTMOGGED. Josh Moon: BUTTMOGGED. Elijah Schaffer: BUTTMOGGED. Kevin Scampoli: BUTTMOGGED. The Earth's Buttmogged range from cucks to pentacucks, grifters to failed grifters. WHO'S NEXT? Mersh threatens Kevin in a time machine, Kevin plans an elaborate CUCKENING OF DOOM, Null's wife is exposed, Vrillium submits to the "Mandicular" label, and Elijah Schaffer gets entered by a demon his same size. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/OxpGlucdR4I Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2653 I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan Ralph cuck Mersh, but Mersh is officially a PENTACUCK. Icedanc3r is now leaving him for one of Mersh's best friends, Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh is finding out live as Nightwave Radio goes on air. PLUS: Ralph helps measure Comedy Shaman, we reveal the other two mystery bulls, and who gets to keep the Nintendo Switch? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we go over Mersh's single guy cuck cruise, the terrible wrestling show hosted by Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh's live meltdown, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2654 VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/JPZYuFiAu7U Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2653 I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan Ralph cuck Mersh, but Mersh is officially a PENTACUCK. Icedanc3r is now leaving him for one of Mersh's best friends, Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh is finding out live as Nightwave Radio goes on air. PLUS: Ralph helps measure Comedy Shaman, we reveal the other two mystery bulls, and who gets to keep the Nintendo Switch? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we go over Mersh's single guy cuck cruise, the terrible wrestling show hosted by Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh's live meltdown, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2654 VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/JPZYuFiAu7U Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2652 MANDICULAR IS BORN: Vrillium spends all day name searching himself to see if he's become famous enough yet to stop people from making fun of him on twitter. Sorry buddy, gonna have to start hitting the Ozempic and reverse the Twink Death if you wanna start pulling real grifter numbers. Last episode made Big Willy red in the cheeks. This time he gets a chance to fire back, but unfortunately Vrillium got BUTTMOGGED so hard he blocked me on X. Now daddy James Sexton will have to come save Adult Baby Diaper Billy, as soon as Vrillium can find him. PLUS: Elijah Schaffer thanks the a-logs, and is quite possibly the father to an e-girl's baby. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/y0c0OnmdJNo Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2651] HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Icedanc3r's boyfriend spent his birthday wondering about how he is going to get cucked next. Comedy Shaman has gone from running blades on his arms to baking himself a cake, it's not looking good for the GOONS. BUT... as a birthday gift, Shaman has ACHIEVED PEACE WITH PODAWFUL. There's just one last thing to do before welcoming Shaman back into the fold... A HEIGHT INVESTIGATION. Has Shaman been lying about his height this whole time? Is he actually even tinier than we originally thought? Yes! VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/n9LQ2ecFKn8 Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2650 Jaden McNeil opens up the Groyper Files on the Groypophiles. What is a Groypophile? It's the gaggle of of Nick Fuentes wannabes like Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium (ABDL) who are the right level of gay but the wrong amount of charismatic to properly grift. Elijah Schaffer went on an insane rant against his arch enemy (his ex-wife), and now his former Brother-In-Law is leaking insane details about Elijah's circle of boy buddies. Jesse and Jaden deep dive back to right before Elijah's Matrix wakeup call, when he was on the Sean Kelly podcast looking like an ogre. Vrillium's tongue loses its mind while he tries to grift gears on his fake opinions, and I know a secret more embarrassing about Will than his old commie boudoir photos. We check in with Butt Sexton's influencer dad, James Sexton, to find out just how bad it gets with the help of Faceless. PLUS: how to do a Teddy Feaser impression with Jesse. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/Akou5qq4nLw Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2649] MISCHIEF. MAYHEM. SOAP. Comedy Shaman has lost everything, so now he's free to do anything. His perfect woman is gone, so he spends his days in a secret underground internet Fight Club, getting absolutely MONKEY DUMPED by everyone. Including actual children. But we don't talk about that. He also is making soap now. No joke. He makes soap. I think he fell for a pyramid scheme. Enter the one person in Shaman's single-serve life that might be able to pull him out of his permanent slump, Jesse Durden. As Shaman slips into chemically burning his mind permanently, Jesse tries to inject a little Project Mayhem into his world. Shaman met me at a very strange point in his life. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/QGjlcrKXguI Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2648 Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! You've got Georgie, our "comfort character" Groyper engineer; BLEAU, a vain Mexican teenage real estate mogul with a gun charge; and SOME AUSTRALIAN GUY, the incredibly boring producer of the show. The FBI, Israel, and Elijah's ex-wife are all conspiring to CANCEL Elijah's podcast. SHUT IT DOW. The producer has received the call. But it isn't from ZION, it's from the PODAWFUL CULT, and its totally derailing the show. PLUS: Elijah gets BUTTMOGGED LIVE, Salvopancakes calls in and reveals that he was invited to live with Elijah and the Boys, and Elijah performs a heart-rending and ear-bleeding performance for his sons. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/b7LxKvN4BE0 Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2647] Comedy Shaman can't stop sending threats, can't stop GOONING on Discord, and... somehow... can't stop begging strangers to babysit their kids. Now he wants to hit the "Undo" button on being a public figure. Sorry! It don't work like that, Shaman! We uncovered Comedy Shaman's secret Tiktok account. While Shaman is worried about my kids, I'm busy babysitting him in the Cult all day. PLUS: Flesh Simulator's wild gangstalking ride actually redeems Maddox, and Josh Moon's Kiwifarmer girlfriend gets outed. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/e7oajTnf1GE Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2645 Salvopancakes is making it unsafe for Jewish people to roam the streets and tunnels of New York City. Rabbi Shmuley waved a hankey at the police to have Salvo arrested for the crime of making unkosher comments. Salvo has been CURSED by the good Rabbi's ancient Hebrew magic of the BLOOD LIBEL, but fist, we need BLOOD. What better blood than that of the young goyim girl, victim of ZioHub, and worse, girlfriend of Ethan Ralph, Scarlett Hampton? The Sektur and Dabbleverse have collided and are now bloodthirsty, attempting to turn Scarlett into their next sacrifice. Also, Ethan and Scarlett have been gaslit into becoming the Earth's Jokers. PLUS: Elijah Schaffer responds about his divorce and affair with Sarah Stock (turns out, it was the Jews), and Gabe Hoffman's Kino Casino is bleeding out "catchphrase comedy." Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with More Elijah Schaffer coverage only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2646 VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/lJc0Fgb273A Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2642 NEW GOON ALERT! The Awfuldrome is chucking out the old used up goons, and employing some new, young blood for digital mayhem. I'm tired of manipulating the same googly-eyed, pudgy, e-fame chasing, snaggletoothed couch potatoes. It's time for something different. It's time for... Icedanc3r? Or should I say Daggerpussy? I had no idea, but Icedanc3r is a wannabe soundcloud rapper. Turns out, Mersh has his own Drainhair problem, a BPD nuclear reactor meltdown ticking timebomb, and the cracks are already starting to show. And no, I'm not just talking about when Icedanc3r's boyfriend stands up from his gamer chair. I'm talking about in Mersh's drywall, too. Ethan Ralph's latest sexcapade has driven his former beanbag to madness, and now Mersh is literally punching the wall over it. Does Icedanc3r have a black eye? (I said "black EYE.") No amount of Nintendo Switch and Chilis will make up for this one. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where Icedanc3r gives an encore lip syncing performance to her own cringe rap, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2643 VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/RxAUffTSi-8 Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2631] THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Mersh Livejournal has already exposed several insane truths. His journal entries are basically the Epst**n Files but for a broke, burnout wigger skulking around outside a high school. Now we pass on making fun of Mersh to the next generation, and the first taking up the mantle is DESTINY'S CHILD, Nathan Bonnell. In this final salvo of strung out no-hit, all-missives, Mersh pines for a girl who probably never even knew he existed named... SARAH!!!!!! Sarah is getting married soon, and Mersh makes it his wonk-eyed mission to win her back the only way he knows how, by writing the cringiest love letter of all time, and having it sent certified mail so he can continue stalking her. Not enough diary for you? Just keep watching Nightwave, as the henchmen force Mersh's AI voice to read out his own journal entries on air. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/pbYvuWEcz_E Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2629 EMILY YOUCIS is here. WILL STANCIL has been kicked out of Antifa despite his degree in black people. Now the noticing begins. His heart fills with the roborapecock of Grok, and the only thing stronger than love is HATE. Emily and Jessel discuss the "Racist, AI-Generated Future of Entertainment"-- The Will Stancil Show. PLUS: Josh Moon's Love Quest, Misfit Patriot gets Grokwork Oranged, and The Big Hawkin' Bottle'a Snot has a goodbye message. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/5-5rTKQqFIY Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2627 Elijah Schaffer has been overdosing on redpills so much, he's fallen into the backrooms and ended up inside the Matrix. His married, tradcath GRIFT TV cohost Sarah Stock, it turns out, was secretly bending his spoon behind the scenes the whole time. NOBODY could see this coming (except me, a year ago). Now Sarah has unplugged completely from the internet, while Elijah fights the machine that is Milo Yiannopoulos. PLUS: Revenge Of The Cis changes their tune on Elijah, Matrix nerds, and the Big Hawkin's Bottle'a Snot is making a recovery. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/CL5ybYc1gvs Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/262 Turkey Tom is getting away with his CRIMES thanks to the ineptitude of Josh Moon. I seem to remember Tom was hosting Nightrape Radio while scrolling the #kidcore hashtag on Instagram. We really just letting that go? Also, isn't he bald? That's kind of a crime, too. Now Josh Moon is terrified that Tom is going to do a 6 hour "doc" on him. By the way, what is the deal with Brandon Buckingham? He's married with kids but lives with a 23 year old Youtuber? I'm gonna need someone to explain this one to me, dawg. PLUS: FINALLY, everyone hates Count Dankula, We officially now own ScottyKFitness' mustache, and fan mail for the Big Hawkin' Bottle'a Snot. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/fZ47F3f8EOY Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2626 FLESH SIMULATOR is here. The big docs finally dropped. Hey, it only took seven years, Epstein would be a full on skeleton right now if he was actually dead. CODEWORDS: PIZZA, JERKY, WALNUT SAUCE. The elites are eating kids. It turns out, YOU are in the files. P---agate is an ARG that you can play, too! Find the clues in THE EPSTEIN FILES: THE HOME GAME. We go over the evidence Jesse collected almost a decade ago when he went to Comet Ping Pong, calculate the correct amount of mystery meat for our island jerky, and plan a documentary to expose them all. PLUS: The Big Hawkin' Bottle'a Snot gets false flagged, and we epically trolled Josh Moon into sharing fake Elon Musk Epstein emails (FTW!) VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/ZI3PtHp26og Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2624 FACELESS is here. SCOTTYKFITNESS, the most insufferable, performative, nu-male, hicklib, my mustache-is-my-personality guy ever has been exposed. He doxxed a disabled guy who made fun of him, and now his sponsor has dropped him, his address leaked, and his past CRIMES are being put on blast. And its all because he stole a meme. Sorry, "Scotty," ya don't get to have your lip security blanket anymore. It's time to #SHAVESCOTTY VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/g2VZRR7Oo5c Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2621] PART TWO. The Bum Diary. The Chronicles Of Nerdia. The Basketcase Diaries. Diary Of The Deadtooth. The Livejournal reveal continues. It turns out, every single person Mersh has ever known has died in a car crash. We've also built a playlist of the music Mersh was listening to in 2003 to get in the peanut-head of the cringe poster. Mersh is now trying to leave the Dabbleverse because of this episode, and his top butthuffer, HUJAN, has turned on him. Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/SDtt94-WVxQ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2620 THE FINAL MERSH EPISODE. The Diary Of Man Stank. Midget Bones' Diary. Memorirs Of A Gay Show. The Dead Schiele Scrolls. Diary Of A Shrimpy Dick. The Gay Vampire Diaries. Diary of a Fat White Woman. Mersh has Tink Tink Tink'ed himself into the most embarrassing situations in his life. Calling the police on PODAWFUL for making fun of him is just the beginning. The Cult has unearthed the worst thing you could possibly ever find from an emo BPD toxoplasmoid like Mersh... his Livejournal account from 2003. This is it. There is no cringe greater than Mersh constantly Vitamin S posting because every girl he's ever met laughed at his triangle. For the past 20 years Mersh has been the exact same guy, ripping off jim Norton, lying about being cool, and constantly crying about women. But some of these posts contain admissions that make his old Tumblr look like child's play (a thing that Mersh is probably into). Get PART TWO only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.pizza VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/0epZP0G3VyE Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2617 Comedy Shaman's delusions of grandeur have him believing he is the KING OF THE GOONIVERSE, but here comes Tom Gulley to knock him back down a peg. Unfortunately, Shaman likes being pegged. The Halfway House isn't enough to stop Shaman from being mentally homeless, so hopefully Tom Gulley's radio man expertise can be the wakeup call he needs. Jesse offers Shaman one final truce, while Shaman decides its time to punch up and start making fun of actual vagabonds. This isn't BUMFIGHTS...It's the greatest ruckus video series ever produced, GOONFIGHTS™. PLUS: Tom Bah Humbugs while ThePopCultureDude gets Grinchy. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/n6BRaj0Sqxg Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S