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A Long Time Ago… in A Skype Podcast just a While Ago… Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#069 Luke Skywalker has become a cameo. General Leia has sent her three least daring pilots (Sash still doesn’t have his full pilots license) to Tattooine-we-mean-“Jakku.” Much has transpired in the wake of the fallen Empire. The Force has awoken. Have you felt it? In your pants? Among the ashes and dust of 2015, three heroes reemerge one last time to unzip their trousers and hold their purple lightsabers aloft. Is this really the final episode? Is edging your ejaculation a healthy thing to do? Are blue balls really blue? And if so, do red balls mean you’re a Sith? Why do movie trailers give so much away? Was Force Awakens any good? Is Sash’s Mum still even listening? Join Will Antilles, Sash Solo and Ben Kenobi for an emotional, Special Olympics 69th reunion episode of KneelBeforePOD! These questions and more will not be answered in this 1 hour special cliffhanger that has no answers, no pay off, just a lot of jerking off. So Jettison the escape Pod with us and feel the Jizz Force awaken. Jizzam!!! Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

68 episodes in and the podcast is still freaky, still geeky and everything in between. This week Ben & Sash talk about their Daredevil fan film that will hit Armageddon Expo this year and Will does his usual thing and talks about wanking on a podcast. Enjoy the only podcast that asks you to get freaky while your hosts het geeky – this is Kneel Before POD! Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#068 Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

How big are your Ballabs? Do you even Ballab? WTF does Ballabs mean? This week on Kneel Before POD – Will, Sash & Ben get down and geeky and cover all the latest geeky topics including yarns about: Fantastic Poor, Germinator Genisys as well as many other Jean-Claude Ran Damme topics. Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#067 Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

Suck in that gut, put down that slice of pizza (and grab a fistul of bacon instead) because inside the confines of Sash’s bedroom, two men will explore each other’s hardness and resolve, each other’s eating habits and get to right the bottom of the matter… of Marvel AAAAAAAAABS! Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#066 Part 2: In part 2 of this massive epic-sode, Sash and Ben talk AAAAAAAABS. Specially, the Marvel variety. You know, the shots that for no reason whatsoever, the lead male character in Marvel film has their shirt off. To show you their AAAAAAAABS. Leading up to their kick ass new Daredevil fan short, fellow PODfella Will laid out a challenge for Sash (the Man Who Would Be Daredevil). The challenge? Include a shot in the film with Sash – as Matt Murdock – shirtless. With AAAAAABS. Difficult? Very. Impossible? Maybe. Gay? Most definitely. In this unique episode, join Ben and Sash as they take you behind the scenes on those Marvel ab shots and discuss the kind of insane preparation actors do for their superhero roles. Ben also takes us through ketogenics, a form of nutritional dieting that can turn your body into a lean, mean, fat-melting machine! Will Sash be able to get the Marvel abs in time for the shoot? Or will he succumb to his arch nemesis: The dreaded Dr Carbo? Is it too gay to talk about abs in Sash’s bedroom? With just the two of them? And why did Sash insist on being pantless for this pod? Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

Join Sash and Ben as they disect these Special Editions, the changes, and this painstaking mission to preserve film history! Ready everybody? Pants off, headphones on, because it’s about to get hot, sweaty, uber geeky and all kinds of freaky up in here! Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#065 Part 1: A Long Time Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away… George Lucas fulfilled a young filmmaker’s dream of taking the audience on an exciting adventure, an epic journey that would eventually span 3 films from 1977to 1983. In 1976 he was denied this dream by every major studio in Hollywood… all except one. And so history (and billions of dollars) was made, and his dream was made real. Decades later, with advances in computer generated imagery from his own ILM, he went back to his now classic films, and not only restored these movies, but altered, enhanced, and changed them. These would be known as the Special Editions – his new and final treatments of the films – made to replace the original films forever. Only… some of the changes were shit. Greedo now shot first. The Sarlacc now had a beak. Jabba’s Palace became the House of Bad Musical Numbers. Vader uttered NOOOOO when killing the Emperor. And Hayden “Woody” Christiansen replaced Sebastian Shaw as Anakin Skywalker as a force ghost (complete with creepy stalker smile). WHAT THE FUCK? Behold… the STAR WARS DESPECIALZED EDITION. A fan preservation effort to go back through time and undo all of the changes made to this Holiest of Trilogies and restore these films for future generations. Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

Join Sash and Ben & Will as they geek out about all the wicked stuff going on at SDCC. The red capes are coming..the red capes are coming… Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#064 Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

Join Sash and Ben as they take a magical journey through the realm of all current geekly news, and render their sour judgement upon it from their red-velvet theatre booth. Notable mentions – Terminator:Genisys, Batman:Arkham Knight, the Daredevil series. Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#063 Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#062 Sash, Ben & Will put the hard (well, semi-hard) questions to Guy and Harley from Pigville Productions, after the St Lukes screening of kiwi film I Survived A Zombie Holocaust. Catch up and follow Guy and Harley by using these nifty links: twitter.com/Pigville guyandharleypodcast.libsyn.com http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2536124/ Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#061 This week Sash and Ben take off the gloves (and pants) to give you an intimate look at the gaming industry. E3 is here! And it brings out their inner, inner game nerds. Roll your eyes as they whinge about other gamers whinging! Scoff as they bemoan the state of game companies money-grubbing tactics! Shield your eyes as they splurge their excitement all over Last Guardian, Uncharted, Horizon, and Witcher! So grab your joystick and mash the xxx button, and prepare, to Kneel Before the next level of Pod!!! Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#060 This week Sash & Ben do a Crossover podcast with the fellas from The Chris and Sam Podcast. Who will get geeky, who will get freaky & what is up with Chris’s laugh? Catch up with The Chris and Sam Podcast here: thechrisandsampodcast.com Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#059 This week Will and his mate from work Crawford relive a conversation they had with a dude who reckons he made sweet sweet love to Lois Lane in the 80’s. What’s more cool is that Cheech from Cheech & Chong was there as well as the Grandpa from Spiderman. WTF right!? Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and give us a review on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/podfellas.com-podfellas-kneel/id910085023?mt=2 If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#058 2 Headed Spock Cocks, Batman handys and so much more. Welcome back to the pod Sash! Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#057 Will & guest host Paul catch up with a fella that just might have the coolest job in the world! Michel Mulipola aka ‘Bloody Samoan’ joins the podcast to geek out about how he got into comics, how he became a comic book artist and life as a professional wrestler. Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#056b What a sweet week to be a girl! Charlize F***ED some S**T up on the big screen, Supergirl smashed the internet and the Jem and the Holograms had some 80’s fans divided. Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD or #DareToCream If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#056 This week Ben & Will get freaky with Radio broadcaster / Television presenter / MC, Jason Reeves. It was lucky that Ben was there to protect Jase from the onslaught that is Will trying to ruin the show and make the guests feel awkward. Do us a solid and follow Jase on twitter so that one day he’ll come back: @JaseReeves Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD or #DareToCream If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#055 The fellas debrief the ‘The Austrian Oak’ episode that featured our Canadian mate, David Andrew Brent as the one and only Arnold. We also talk about the Joker and Tattoogate! Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD or #DareToCream If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!    

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#054 You know how people say you get one shot, well the PODfellas just blew theirs! Join Will & Sash as they get to chat with their childhood hero, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger! The problem is – they called him on Skype at the wrong time and woke him up at 4am in the morning! Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD or #DareToCream If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!    

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#053b Imagine getting paid to dress up like Batman! Man that would be sweet! Well, our guest this week does that for a job – yes – he dresses up as Superhero characters and heads out into the world to to entertain. Actor Tony Rahme joins Will & Sash for a jizz filled episode about being a Superman, getting his junk yanked by drunk chicks and everything in between… Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD or #DareToCream If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!    

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#053a Linc & Will go on their first man date to the movies to see ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ which by the way was EPIC! Wait… do people still say epic? Anyway, here is their before and after reaction (WITHOUT SPOILERS…OK MAYBE JUST ONE TINY LITTLE ONE LIKE WILL’S D**K) Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD or #DareToCream If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!    

R18 » Podcast contains very strong geek speak » Right click and save as to download the podcast: KBP#052 What a week to be a geek eh! The only downside is that we’ve all run out of clean pants! #JizzWorldProblems This week Will, Ben & our geek guest Xenojay go talk about their first impressions of the trailers that had us all wobbling at the knees; – Ant-Man – Star Wars – Batman v Superman Please be sure to catch up with our other podcasts at PODfellas.com & if you wouldn’t mind, please follow us on twitter: @PODfellas and use the hashtag #KneelBeforePOD or #DareToCream If you’ve just stumbled on to this podcast and you’re keen to listen to earlier episodes, here is a nifty little link for you below full of geeky goodness!