Porch Club with Liz & Sarah: A Lifestyle Podcast (

This week, Elizabeth and Sarah discuss how best to survive the absolute worst life throws at you. Topics of conversation: Elizabeth has forgotten how to shower, a GJ Corban naming competition, Sarah makes a moniker mistake, strowborry body botter, and seriously, you guys, hand-written cards are important. Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

In this special episode of Porch Club, Elizabeth and Sarah are joined by Lily for a discussion of mental health, mall embarrassment, bad nicknames and amazing women. Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

In this live episode of Porch Club, Elizabeth and Sarah play a rousing game of MFK, and answer #PorchClubQs on comfort food, second languages, couch surfing and R&J Supper Club. To see the video version of the live podcast, support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

First, we want to apologize for the weird static in the background, because we forgot to turn off the AC while recording in Elizabeth’s room. Elizabeth and Sarah talk fashion, style, and personal aesthetic. Also, they go on a five-minute tirade about safe sex, which was unanticipated. Topics of conversation: clothes should skim (not cling), Sarah momentarily becomes Canadian, Elizabeth is posh wild, there’s tree sperm everywhere, Elizabeth’s parlor fern gets a name, and the gin and tonic did Sarah dirty. Support us on Patreon! (Make Sarah eat a bug!) Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

This week, Elizabeth and Sarah tackle questions of creativity and artistry, and the obligation of the artist to drink deep from life. Plus, #PorchClubQs on building a maximum-security joy vault, loving black jelly beans, shrugging off creative slumps, and how Nigella Lawson is a dirty liar. Nigella Lawson; somebody’s something. What bitters are Yoga With Adriene Indeed.com To join us for the next Porch Club Live on April 28th, support Common Room Radio on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Elizabeth and Sarah take a week off as Vinton and Alastair take over the porch to discuss masculinity, male role models, being physical, the intersection of gender and sexuality, how good Elizabeth’s Old Fashioneds are, and what they love most about Porch Club! To join us for the next Porch Club Live on April 28th, support Common Room Radio on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Welcome to a very special Porch Club Live, featuring Vinton Bayne as the guest-host of the hottest game show in Pawnee, Know Your Boo! Also, how much is too much to pay for cosmetics, how do you get and keep self esteem, how much should you tip for bad service, Grease vs. Grease 2, and Elizabeth did what? To join us for the next Porch Club Live on April 28th, support Common Room Radio on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Sarah is forming a terrible habit of using the best joke in the episode as the title. Ah, well. This week, Elizabeth and Sarah read letters they’ve written to themselves. Topics of discussion: defining yourself, spring wardrobes, Ulta and Sephora are different, #PorchClubFunk, tattoos, and hype for the next live Porch Club. Have a question for Know Your Boo? KnowYourBoo@CommonRoomRadio.com Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

This week on Porch Club, Liz and Sarah are joined by special guest and fellow OddWonk Leslie Schipa! The three talk about having a wandering soul (or a sedentary soul in Sarah’s case). Topics of conversation: clubbing on the porch, Ty Beanie Baby Captain America, Curtis and Craig, #PorchCorsets, and microwaving bone marrow. Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

This week, Liz and Sarah have a serious discussion about faith, spirituality, and identity. It gets kind of heavy for a bit. Liz discusses church hurt, Christian mysticism, and says “noir” wrong twice. Sarah chats about uncertainty, not knowing who she is, and how God speaks to her through Disney films. Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

This week, Liz and Sarah talk freely about femininity, beauty and loveliness, personal value, and give lots of real lifestyle advice on their (kinda) lifestyle podcast! Thanks to our very special guest, Lily! Tweet your questions using the hashtag #PorchClubQs, and we’ll answer them on the show! If you want to help us do more, support CRR on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

This week, Liz and Sarah give their first ever live Porch Club, sort lots of characters into their Hogwarts houses, discuss nicknames and nightmares, bad habits and breaking crystal, wonder about the existential qualities of a porch, and completely lose control of the live chat. Thank you to everyone who joined us live! If you want to see the video version, and join Liz and Sarah for the next live Porch Club in March, support CRR on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

This week, Liz returns from New York City with stories of oysters, fancy theater adventures and OddWonk love. Then, we answer #PorchClubQs about super-villains, our ideal homes, Sarah’s love of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and co-hosting the Dusted podcast, and Liz’s big idea for a murder-mystery board game! Support us on Patreon!

This week, Liz in on vacation in New York flirting with pirates. So Sarah is joined again by Vinton and Alastair in this very special community-based episode. Uh, not Community the TV show. Community the thing, like, people together as a community. Ah beans this all goes to heck when Liz isn’t around. Top 3 Albums Sarah: Sara Bareilles’ Kaleidoscope Heart, Ingrid Michaelson’s Boys and Girls, and both Of Monsters and Men albums Vinton: Blast the Rocket Man’s The Monster Who Ate Jesus, Showbread’s No Sir Nihilism is Not Practical, and three songs from Devo’s Are We Not Men We Are Devo Alastair: Kirby Krackle’s E is for Everyone, Antje Duvekot’s The Near Demise of the High Wire Dancer, and Melody Gardot’s Worrisome Heart.   Support us on Patreon!

This week, Liz and Sarah are joined by special guests Vinton Bayne and Alastair Stephens. Allow the four of us to regale you with the full and complete #OperationSaveAS story from rocky start to hilarious finish. Plus, the guys stick around to answer some Porch Club Qs with us, and Sarah reminds everyone that it’s her birthday (kinda). Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Much to Sarah’s horror, we finally tell The Borders Story this week while talking about good friendships and good boundaries. And since we had the week from hell, we asked for the most ridiculous #PorchClubQs you could throw at us, to amazing results. Also, this episode contains the (Spoken-Word) Ballad of Durpalug. Support us on Patreon!  Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Liz and Sarah are doing an actual “lifestyle” thing this week: how to be positive! In an extra surprise twist, Sarah took three pages of notes and spends most of this episode telling you how to cultivate an environment of optimism and positivity. Liz daydreams about paint colors, discusses the importance of being a light in the darkness, and valiantly faces a bully. Sarah quotes Wanda Maximoff and Peggy Carter (surprising no one) and teaches everyone how to live their best life now. Support us on Patreon! (Spread optimism and positivity in our lives!) Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Happy New Year! It’s 2017, or as Sarah would say, Twenty-Sweven-Teen. But nobody else is saying that. This week, Liz talks about journaling, personal growth, holiday jam on pumpernickel rye, and determines alcoholic drinks for the five stages of grief. Sarah advises you not to salt the roses, started a tumblr, loved her dream son very much, and talks about macaroni and cheese and hot dogs for a weirdly long time. Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Liz and Sarah (and special guest Lily) finally went to see Moana! So this week, they’re doing a very special Disney Princess Deathmatch episode of Porch Club! Will Moana blow all the other princesses out of the water? Support us on Patreon! (Help us go achieve our Disney Villain Deathmatch goal!) Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Liz and Sarah give advice on self-care, with hilariously endearing results. Liz chats yoga, doughnut carapaces, ungodly amounts of tea, and how Scotch goes with Popcorn. Sarah discusses consuming mostly soda, Plant Nanny, rusty blood, and also is totally wrong about nutritionists (they do need a degree). Support us on Patreon! Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward.