Prosecco Theory

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle discuss witches, bad PR, feminine rage, the Book of Shadows, heresy, false accusations, and the black cat's pajamas. Sources: The History of Witches  They Weren't Witches, They Were Women: The Witch Hunts and Their Repercussions  Once Again, the History of Witch Trials Has Inspired the World’s Most Annoying Merch Witch hunts: Why were so few 'witches' killed in Wales? **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send a text Megan and Michelle learn about noetisexuality, umbrella terms, feeling puzzled, elitism, IRL flirts, the Potato Palace, and being tragically straight.  Sources: - Glossary of Terms (Human Rights Campaign) - Differences between pansexuality and bisexuality - Sapiosexuality Is Offensive, Which Is Why I Identify As Noetisexual - Bisexual and Pansexual and Polysexual, Oh My! **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle unpack the dichotomy of survival, pattern recognition, the stress cycle, taking a break, safe spaces, community, the humanity we are fighting for. Your Body Wasn't Built For This (Therapy Jeff) Why Political Instability Feels Different For Many Neurodivergent People (Childhood Elevated) **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle ponder Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, severed brake lines, fawning, FOMO, yellow Bianca, horrible bitches, Tuesday trivia, gaslighting yourself, and death by a thousand cuts.  Sources: Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (Cleveland Clinic) The Unbearable Heartache of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria So what’s the deal with rejection sensitive dysphoria? Understanding ADHD and Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (thevibewithky on Instagram) RSD Explained (ADHD Chatter on Instagram) Highly Sensitive vs Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (thepsychdoctormd on Instagram) **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle welcome guest David Katzner, who shares stories of personal magnetism, chasing your dreams, ballpark hotdogs, smart writing, swabbing chicken butts, saying yes, and choosing Miss Colombia.  The Secret to Telling Stories People Actually Want to Hear Katzner Photography National Parenting Center **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle reflect on fake shrimp, shopping prisons, pathetic P Diddy, special punch, T-Rex Santa, the Reiner Murders, popping balloons, and a Martini family. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle consider relationship embarrassment, spinsters, the values gap, man-keeping, playground games, heterofatalism, seeking community, lots of cats, and pitching your friends. Sources: - Is Having A Boyfriend Embarrassing Now? - 3 Hetero Dating Trends I've Observed in 2025 (TherapyJeff) - There's So Much Opportunity For Men In the Dating World (TherapyJeff) - What is "Mankeeping," and How Do I Know If I'm Doing It? - Is it really outrageously uncool to have a boyfriend? - Why Women Say Having a Boyfriend Is Embarrassing **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle learn about mass hysteria, brain rot, moral outrage, meowing nuns, hoodlumism, dancing plagues, itchy scalps, and Gags the Clown. Sources: - Mass Hysteria Isn't Just a 'Panic' — What It Means and Why It Happens - 7 of History’s Strangest Mass Hysteria Events - What Is Mass Hysteria (Mass Psychosis)? - Mass psychogenic illness (Wikipedia) **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle are baffled by Karens, homerun balls, finger pointing, excessive demands, strands of cabbage, power imbalance, throwing Chipotle, and the Wall of Moms. Sources: - What exactly is a 'Karen' and where did the meme come from? - Karen (slang) from Wikipedia - What the explosion in viral 'Karen' videos and public meltdowns tells us about entitlement - Is Fear of Being Called "Karen" Keeping Women From Intervening? **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle dish about glory holes, Sunday scaries, consensual spankings, widowed penguins, 3:00am grocery shopping, Pumpkinsutra, and white people chicken. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle discuss separating the art from the artist, internal struggles, rotten teeth, demons, algorithms, clown paintings, TERFs, ballpark DJs, and dance floor erections. Sources: - What do we do when the art we love was created by a monster? - Think Twice: Michael Jackson (podcast) - @ashleytheebarroness (Instagram) - Separating art from the artist is impossible - The False Comfort Of Separating The Art From The Artist - Separating Art from the Artist: The Ethics of Value - When you can’t separate art from artist **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle dish about the Tea app, safety tools, doxxing, green flags, ranking games, being petty, and the big mad. Sources: - Tea App Turns Off DMs After Exposing Messages About Abortions, Cheating - Tea encouraged its users to spill. Then the app's data got leaked - Hackers leak 13,000 user photos and IDs from the Tea app, designed as a women's safe space **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle get curious about unclaimed mail, dopamine, baby fingers, pull tabs, genetic predisposition, spider farms, and breaking the monotony. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle share tales of The Ick, SpongeBob sheets, knee wetters, expired coupons, mildew smells, fart walks, velcro people, “nucky” celery, and shoes with toes.  Sources: The Psychology of Why We Get ‘the Ick’ Luke Holloway (@lewky___) on Instagram **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle welcome guest Mary Fusillo, of The Eggsplanation podcast, to discuss bioethics, embryo matchmaking, posthumous reproduction, D1 athletes, ovarian rejuvenation, social surrogacy, Hermes bags, and taking control of your fertility. Learn more about Mary's important work! Family Solutions International The Eggsplanation Podcast Follow The Eggsplanation on Instagram **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle examine FinDom, rinsing, Splenda Daddies, paypigs, symbols of devotion, DPs, princess registries, and draining a whale.  Sources: - What is Findom - KinK Academy - Findom (Wikipedia) - What Is Findom? Exploring Power Dynamics in Love - Findommes, Cybermediated Sex Work, and Rinsing **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle share stories of unsettling experiences, 911 calls, Ring cam videos, secret service audits, neighborhood creepers, mouth typos, and making a scene. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle learn about the Pygmalion Effect, nerd persons, squeaky wheels, living statues, elevated expectations, accidental fans, and finding the right path.  Sources: Why do we perform better when someone has high expectations of us? Study Furthers Understanding of Disparities in School Discipline Golem Effect (Wikipedia) **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!! Support the show

Send us a text Megan and Michelle are fascinated by sperm racing, Malort, fish trafficking, vibrator patterns, fluffers, dangling balls, chicken shit bingo, and big cum buckets. Sources: - Sperm Racing in Los Angeles: Inside the first-of-its-kind race that's taking the internet by storm - Healthy Sperm: Improving your fertility - A woman’s eggs choose lucky sperm during last moments of conception, study finds **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!!

Send us a text Megan and Michelle dish about wine tasting, Reddit confessions, custom homes, space penises, free beds, uber subsidies, and taking a break. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory?  • Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag!  • Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com!  • Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen!  • Rate, review, and tell your friends!  • Follow us on Instagram! **************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow this link to get started. Cheers!!