Rated R with Lia & Claire

WE'RE BACK, BABY!! This week Lia and Claire review.... THE LIVE ACTION DEATH NOTE!!! Death Note (2017) "A high school student discovers a supernatural notebook that has deadly powers. He can kill anyone he wishes simply by inscribing their name within its pages. Intoxicated with his new power, he begins to eliminate those he deems unworthy of life."

This week Lia and Claire review... FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC (1987) Flowers in the Attic "There are secrets Chris (Jeb Stuart Adams) and Cathy (Kristy Swanson) never knew about their parents. After their father dies, the teenage siblings, along with their younger brother and sister, are sent to live with their cruel grandmother, Olivia (Louise Fletcher). Olivia is disgusted by the children -- she knows their mother (Victoria Tennant) and father were actually cousins -- and locks the brood in the attic. The kids then try to keep their spirits high in spite of their bleak situation."

This week Lia and Claire review... KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!!! Killer Klowns from Outer Space "When teenagers Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look very much like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities, but everyone assumes their story is a prank. Meanwhile, the clowns set about harvesting and eating as many people as they can. It's not until they kidnap Debbie that Mike decides it's up to him to stop the clowns' bloody rampage."

This week Lia and Claire review... THE BABYSITTER! The Babysitter  "When Cole stays up past his bedtime, he discovers that his hot baby sitter belongs to a satanic cult that will stop at nothing to keep him quiet."

This week Lia and Claire review... THE PACKAGE! The Package  "When four teenage friends go on a camping trip during spring break, an unfortunate accident sets off a race against time to save one's most prized possession."

This week Lia and Claire review... Repo! The Genetic Opera! REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA "In the mid-21st century, an epidemic of organ failures leads to the rise of GeneCo., a company providing transplants at a great price. Those who miss their payments become targets of GeneCo. mercenaries, who repossess the organs. In a world of drug addiction and legalized murder, a sheltered youth (Alexa Vega) seeks a cure for her rare disease as well as information about her family's mysterious history. Her questions are answered at "The Genetic Opera." "

This week Lia and Claire review.... HIT AND RUN! Hit and Run "Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard), a nice guy with a shady past as a getaway driver, breaks out of the witness protection program in a backwater California town to drive his girlfriend, Annie (Kristen Bell), to Los Angeles for an important job interview. The pair's road trip takes an awkward and dangerous turn when they find that an inept federal agent (Tom Arnold) and the mobster (Bradley Cooper) he testified against are both trying to hunt them down."

This week Lia and Claire review.... LEPRECHAUN 5: IN THE HOOD Leprechaun 5: In the Hood "When aspiring hip-hop performers Butch (Red Grant), Postmaster P. (A.T. Montgomery) and Stray Bullet (Rashaan Nall) cross record producer Mack Daddy (Ice-T), their grudge against him leads to their own peril. After they break into Mack Daddy's home and swipe an ancient medallion from a grotesque statue, the evil Leprechaun (Warwick Davis) is freed from his magical prison. Soon the sinister little man is on the trail of Butch, Postmaster P. and Stray Bullet, along with Mack Daddy himself."

This week Lia and Claire review.... THE BEE MOVIE!!! The Bee Movie "Fresh out of college, Barry the Bee (Jerry Seinfeld) finds the prospect of working with honey uninspiring. He flies outside the hive for the first time and talks to a human (Renée Zellweger), breaking a cardinal rule of his species. Barry learns that humans have been stealing and eating honey for centuries, and he realizes that his true calling is to obtain justice for his kind by suing humanity for theft."

This week Lia and Claire review.... SKINS!! Skins (Pieles)  "Deformed, disfigured characters must find a way to deal with society shunning their differences." 

This week Lia and Claire review.... THE LAST AIRBENDER! The Last Airbender "The four nations of Air, Water, Earth and Fire lived in harmony until the Fire Nation declared war. A century later, there is still no end in sight to the destruction, then, an Avatar named Aang (Noah Ringer) discovers that he has the power to control the four elements. He joins forces with Katara (Nicola Peltz), a Waterbender, and her brother, Sokka, to restore balance and harmony to their world." Click here for more information about Podcorn! https://podcorn.com/

This week Lia and Claire review... MY BLOODY VALENTINE!!! My Bloody Valentine  "Friends defy the rules of a legendary murderer and discover he is real when they start celebrating Valentine's Day."

This week Lia and Claire review... HOUSE! HOUSE: "A Vietnam vet turned horror novelist returns to his boyhood home to find that it has been invaded by ghosts and ghouls."

This week Lia and Claire review... NACHO LIBRE!!! Nacho Libre- "Ignacio (Jack Black), or Nacho to his friends, works as a cook in the Mexican monastery where he grew up. The monastery is home to a host of orphans whom Nacho cares for deeply, but there is not much money to feed them properly. Nacho decides to raise money for the children by moonlighting as a Lucha Libre wrestler with his partner Esqueleto (Héctor Jiménez), but since the church forbids Lucha, Nacho must disguise his identity."

To ring in the new decade, Lia and Claire review... BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA! Dracula: "Count Dracula, a 15th-century prince, is condemned to live off the blood of the living for eternity. Young lawyer Jonathan Harker is sent to Dracula's castle to finalise a land deal, but when the Count sees a photo of Harker's fiancée, Mina, the spitting image of his dead wife, he imprisons him and sets off for London to track her down."

This week Lia and Claire review... PRINCESS CYD Princess Cyd: "A 16-year-old girl visits her aunt in Chicago for the summer. While there, she falls for another girl, and she and her aunt challenge each other's sex and spirit."

This week Lia and Claire review.....JACK FROST!! Not the Christmas classic, but the horrible, low-budget slasher flick  JACK FROST  "As notorious serial killer Jack Frost (Scott MacDonald) is being driven to his execution, the truck carrying the murderer encounters a bizarre accident that transforms him into a mutant snowman. Sheriff Sam Tiler (Christopher Allport), who caught the psychopath originally, has remained concerned about his return, and it seems that his fears were well-founded. Before long, bodies pile up, all killed in gruesome wintry ways. Can the sheriff stop Frost's icy reign of terror?"

This week Lia and Claire Review... A CHRISTMAS PRINCE!!! Also, this is the first time we're recording ~remotely~ so the audio quality isn't as stellar as usual, so please bear with us as we figure it out. Thank you guys for being so great!! A CHRISTMAS PRINCE  "Christmas comes early for an aspiring young journalist when she's sent abroad to get the scoop on a dashing prince who's poised to be king."

Claire's computer is not longer with us! At least temporarily! So the episode originally planned to go up this week did not happen, so listen to Lia's best friend and Claire's acquaintance (he hasn't been upgraded to full fledged bud yet), Cole, talk about his two favorite bad movies! THE ONION MOVIE and SCHINDLER'S LIST. Yes, you read that last one right. Bear with him, it's because it's painful to watch.  THE ONION MOVIE "Hilarity ensues when a veteran anchorman (Len Cariou) refuses to adhere to corporate standards." SCHINDLER'S LIST "Businessman Oskar Schindler (Liam Neeson) arrives in Krakow in 1939, ready to make his fortune from World War II, which has just started. After joining the Nazi party primarily for political expediency, he staffs his factory with Jewish workers for similarly pragmatic reasons. When the SS begins exterminating Jews in the Krakow ghetto, Schindler arranges to have his workers protected to keep his factory in operation, but soon realizes that in so doing, he is also saving innocent lives.'

This week Lia and Claire review.. BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974) "As winter break begins, a group of sorority sisters, including Jess (Olivia Hussey) and the often inebriated Barb (Margot Kidder), begin to receive anonymous, lascivious phone calls. Initially, Barb eggs the caller on, but stops when he responds threateningly. Soon, Barb's friend Claire (Lynne Griffin) goes missing from the sorority house, and a local adolescent girl is murdered, leading the girls to suspect a serial killer is on the loose. But no one realizes just how near the culprit is."