Richard A. Usher – The Podcast

The #MasterOfMirth enters 2021 with a revised edition of one of his 2020 podcast offerings that never made it to the web due to you-know-what… Expect mishaps and moans as Ben takes a stroll to escape a group holiday arranged by the lovely Mrs Bernard… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2021

The #MasterOfMirth brings you his 2020 festive special, accidently featuring his sole agent and business manager, Tony Tatting, Jr. (Geoff Motley). Entirely what you’d expect from Ben for the Yuletide holiday! Written & Performed by Richard Usher & Geoff Motley, and featuring Joyce Motley Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan Ben Bernard Jingle Bells arranged and performed by John Ryan Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2020

The #MasterOfMirth has taken up the mindful art of Yoga, largely at the suggestion of the lovely Mrs Bernard. Struggling with “The Tree” pose, Ben is soon rueing the day he listened to Delia’s advice and explains why the lockdown keep fit craze is not necessarily a good idea… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2020

The #MasterOfMirth is caught on the telephone by his old pal Cecil, and it can take a long time to end such a call. Join Ben as he attempts to end the conversation and explain his approach to a certain type of telephone menace… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2020

The #MasterOfMirth returns with some bathroom inspired words of wisdom. Join Ben as he discusses body sprays, people on buses, the slow wake up from lockdown and a whole host of irritations… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2020

The #MasterOfMirth is making the most of the good weather to spend some time in his garden shed. There is a good reason why in these unusual times, as Ben will explain… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2020

The #MasterOfMirth is back, and desperately trying to stay off wife Delia’s radar after a recent telling off by his GP. Is Ben towing the line, or has he given in to cake-based temptation…? Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2020

The #MasterOfMirth is also the master of the Christmas shop! Join Ben for this festive episode, and learn the secrets of preparing the perfect Yuletide experience… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont, arranged by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

The #MasterOfMirth has found himself a gig as an instore Santa. However, Ben soon discovers that such a plum role can attract the wrong element! Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont, arranged by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed

The #MasterOfMirth is on the hunt for a get well soon card, a somewhat speculative purchase. He soon discovers that as things ramp up towards the Festive season, so the selection of “normal” greetings cards begins to decrease… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

As the latest General Election draws ever closer the #MasterOfMirth finds himself going to extreme lengths to avoid helping independent candidate Ellis Earby in his campaign… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

Randy Bernard has got himself a part-time job as a dog walker, which means poor old Ben has to do his fatherly duty and chaperone his son for his first solo walk. The cuddly hound soon has the pair sized up, and very soon the #MasterOfMirth is in a spot of canine bother… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

The recent spells of what some might call “bad” weather has found the #MasterOfMirth in a somewhat unique situation, using technology to help out his mother-in-law and neighbour Eddie Evans, but not how you might expect… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

The #MasterOfMirth has a somewhat unique relationship with the so-called “cold callers” that are the bane of most people’s lives. When his telephone rings Ben settles back with his cup of tea and prepares for a good natter… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

The #MasterOfMirth has been struck down by the “Cleethorpes Hack” – and we don’t mean a dodgy journalist on the local paper! Ailing from a seasonal cold our favourite stand-up discusses his methods for ridding himself of germs and bugs… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

The #MasterOfMirth finds time to enjoy some outdoor relaxation between driving lessons as the weather favours alfresco dining over at the home-spun #WeStillSellIt pavement café… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

The #MasterOfMirth finds himself drinking instant coffee in the waiting room of the maternity ward at the local hospital. However, as his story unfolds you’ll discover that all is not as it might appear, and Ben soon discusses various mistakes and misconceptions that have tripped him up over the years… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

The #MasterOfMirth looks back to the day he took refuge in an amusement arcade during a recent Pride event he’d been booked for. Soon Ben turns his thoughts to more autumnal events like Hull Fair and the Nottingham Goose Fair. Will he hit the jackpot and create amusement with his thoughts? Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

The #MasterOfMirth finds himself in a tricky situation while his car is back in the garage for repairs. If you’ve ever had problems with a courtesy car, you’ll empathise… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019

Whilst browsing the shelves of a bookshop the #MasterOfMirth is reminded of a recent encounter with his old pal Freddy Fraisthorpe. A spot of reminiscing is soon underway… Written & Performed by Richard Usher Edited and Produced by Richard Usher Ben Bernard Theme by John Ryan ‘Ben Bernard’ Created by Richard A. Usher & Paul Speed ‘Blog Off, Ben Bernard!’ © Richard A. Usher & Larynx Productions 2003 & 2019