Rob and Helen's Date Night

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Thanks for downloading "Let's Play Darts!" It's an absolute banger with a couple of halfwits going darts deep in the garage in the midst of lockdown. This episode was recorded a good few months ago simply join us on patreon.com/robrouse for the very latest episodes and daily comedy videos songs and posts. It's dead cheap and dead fun  XXX

Hello there dear listener, Thanks for downloading. This week Rob and Helen carry out a deep analysis of their dreams to get to the truth of what lurks deep within their relationship. AND generally tit about.\r\n\r\n\nYou can support thepatreon.com/robrouse podcast and get the very latest episodes + over 100 more exclusive comedy sketches songs and the like at\r\n\r\n\nBig love\r\n\r\n\nRob and Helen\r\n\r\n\nxxx\r\n

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Hello there Dear Listener,  Welcome to Episode 50 of Datenight Podcast! This week, as lockdown bites, Helen Challenges Rob to cook her a Michelin Standard 3 course dinner. Don't panic, we edited it down to 50 minutes! If you enjoy the podcast and want to support us, please checkout out patreon.com/robrouse Where you'll unlock 20 EXTRA EPISODES and get exclusive comedy posts direct to your inbox every mon-friday :) Enjoy the pod XXX

Thanks for downloading dear listener. It's Ep. 49! If you enjoy the podcast you will love what you can get on Patreon! Basically it's like a daily comedy netflix direct from Rob and you can pay what you want, dirty cheap, dirty fun! support the podcast and get exclusive comedy sketches every mon-fri by becoming a patron! Join today, it's great larks

Enjoy tho podcast dear listeners. You can support the pod and get LOADS of exclusive comedy every mon-fri by becoming a patron! it's dead easy and a great laugh. Join today! 

Vintage Datenightpod madness! support the podcast by becoming a patron here Love Rob and Helen X

Hello there dear listener. There is a huge beast circling in the skies and these two idiots are off to try and see it. What happens when two absolute pillocks try to mingle with real birdwatchers? There's only one way to find out. If you'd like to support the podcast and get the very latest episodes AND exclusive comedy videos, songs etc every Mon-Friday direct to your inbox you can become a patron here! We love you Rob and Helen x

What a sensational episode this is. Kerry Godliman joins Rob and Helen in the bath! to support the podcast join us on patreon.com/robrouse Enjoy the podcast!   Rob and Helen   x

Hello there Dear listener, Thanks for downloading this incredibly gassy episode. Expect big laughs, detailed yoga instruction and involuntary farting. A couple that yogas and farts together stays together. Support the podcast by becoming an official patron and you will ALSO access loads of EXCLUSIVE COMEDY Emailed direct to you every MON-FRI. You know it makes sense friends. Namaste Rob and Helen X

Oh yes dear listeners! This week Helen challenges Rob to create some bespoke haute couture out of some of her old rags! Excitement builds as the clock ticks down and Rob attempts to create an outfit Helen is prepared to wear on the catwalk (to the all night garage). Support the podcast and come and get LOADS more episodes and COMEDY SKETCHES exclusively on patreon.com/robrouse XXX

Hello there dear listener. As we enter lockdown 2, this episode was recorded in lockdown 1, remember that, very much like this one. Anyway, Rob and Helen play and escape room game on Alexa and things get pretty crazy! A funny one, expect swearing and farting from Helen. Come and join us on patreon.com/robrouse for all the very latest eps as they come out of the pod oven and mon-fri sketches, songs and films exclusive to patrons. It's your daily dose of funny without having to trawl through social media and you can get it all fro as little as £1/month. Love to you all Rob and Helen XXX

Hello there Dear Listener. Helen challenges Rob to break a series of world records with hilarious and occasionally gaseous results! Please come and support the podcast by becoming a Patron! If you do, you'll get hours of exclusive comedy sketches including Rob and Helen's latest hour long Edinburgh show, there's tons of stuff and its so cheap! You can join from just £1/month or pay what you want. patreon.com/robrouse Also you'll get the very latest episodes of the podcast 2 months before they are released on here! We love you and hope to see you there.  

Welcome to Episode 40 of Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast. This week Rob and Helen both take a personality test to find out what kind of people they are. Will they be a match? will it end in tears? Has Helen already killed Rob and this is Helen typing this pretending to be Rob? There's only one way to find out. This podcast contains a mammoth shout out to Madeline Rodgers! Enjoy the podcast Rob & Helen XXX

Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast Ep 39. Portrait of a Fool. This Episode is in honour of Uber Patron Greg Rimmer   Support the Podcast by becoming a patron at patreon.com/robrouse   Hello there Dear Listener, Rob and Helen here with brand spanking new Datenight Podcast just for you, The last week or so, Helen has been picking up the brushes and expressing herself through the medium of portraits. In this episode, Rob commissions her to try and make him look important and dashing. The result is quite phenomenal and captures. "I think she's made me look like an important Capuchin Monkey" There's also a ludicrous recollection of Helen's where she tells the story of when a confidence trickster became her primary school teacher for a whole year! The story is corroborated with a phone call to the mighty 'Jean The Bean' - Helen's mum. All in all a Big episode. Enjoy. Spread the word where you can. We love you Rob & Helen XXX

Hello there Dear Listener! Come and join the party on Patreon where you'll unlock loads of exclusive comedy content from Rob and Helen including The film of 'Funny in Real Life' shot at the Edinburgh Festival www.patreon.com/robrouse I have to warn you before you listen, I had cooked and we'd eaten a Quorn and Lentil shepherds pie about 30 mins before we set out to play so it does get a bit blowy. Enjoy the podcast and please keep spreading the word about the fun we're having over here. Big love to you all. Rob and Helen X

Here's a trailer for Episode 40 of Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast. It's a real vintage ep as Helen challenges Rob to break world records live on the pod!  As you know, Rob can't do any standup, so we have to find some way of feeding the kids, you can become a monthly subscriber to the weekly podcast and UNLOCK the film of Rob and Helen's full 1 hr Live show from Edinburgh, loads of sketches and videos there's GALLONS of stuff! from as little as £1 a month. it's dead simple just goto patron.com/robrouse Big love to you all Rob and Helen xx

Hello there dear listener, We hope you are in the finest possible fettle you can be during this strange and complicated time. Obviously Rob can't do stand up at the moment and essentially live performance (his bread and butter) appears to have been destroyed!  So, before he has to potentially go and get a proper job (notwithstanding that he is utterly unemployable in any other regard) he's decided to set up a Patron page. Which is where you could come in. For as little as £1 a month, you'll get a podcast a week plus Rob and Helen's Edinburgh show "funny in real life" and new sketches, videos and songs added every day. www.patreon.com/robrouse Hopefully it'll be a great value way of keeping you entertained whilst also stopping Rob endangering the public by being put in charge of some heavy machinery or something. It's a big experiment and we hope you can come and join us on this new adventure. Lots of love to you all as always.  Rob and Helen XXX