Side of Guac Podcast

This one stinks sorry guys - the intern

It's a sad sad day here at SOG Headquarters as we say goodbye to our little boy, our best friend, our hairiest guest, Simba. Enjoy.

Yikes, really dropped the ball on getting this one out in a timely fashion. Whatever they can't fire me I'm an unpaid intern. Episode is pretty good I guess (I get forced to say that). Talk about capybara's and planes. Some pyramid scheme talk. Everything normal people talk about ya know?

Hey y'all it's the intern again. Way behind on this episode. The bosses already scolded me and took away my water allowance for the month so I don't need to hear it from you! Anyway, good episode here as always. Tom is mad about water, Beef breaks his camera, and Chubbs is not built for water sports (too fat). Advice no one asked for: wipe front to back. Like what are you doing man. 

Oh boy this one is a good one. Lots of poop talk for like the entire first half of the pod. Not sure how or why, but it is high-quality content. I actually met my deadlines this week so that is pretty cool. Still might get fired but it is not like I really care. Anyways, yea, poop talk, that terrible bracket thing finally comes to a horrible end, and the bosses give some advice to probably the coolest dude this world has ever seen. Enjoy, I guess.

The boys are back at it (except for Beef for the first minute). I'm in trouble again because I'm behind on editing so my salary has been reduced from $0 to -$15/hr. I am now paying these clowns money to work for them. Whatever. This episode took a lot of work to edit. The guys really need to reel things in here so I don't have to cut so much. Beef hates chocolate (no surprise there) but loves Casey's pizza, almost a little too much. Tom carries the show for a bit while Chubbs and Beef turn their brains on. Then they wrap it all up by giving advice to a creepy old man. Great show all around. Sub to socials plz thx.

Episode 90! Only 10 episodes and 3-5 business years away from episode 100! The bosses have a good one today. Chubbs is already senile at the ripe age of 26 but still manages to score a goal in hockey, Beef snores so loud it causes an Earthquake in California, and Tom suggests a woman who snores should flashbang her boyfriend to solve the issue. Great intellectual conversations as always on this one. Also, my pay got docked because I'm behind on editing episodes, but I don't get paid anything anyway since I'm an intern. Whatever, subscribe to our socials.

The boys are back with another absolutely mildly tempered episode. Your uncle takes a taste of this podcast and says "Hmm that's not too bad." The fellas take a very very very very small dive into the famous event of the naked bass pro fish tank dive, Chubbs gives an honest review of a cookie skillet, and Beef is put on center stage to have some of his hottest takes exposed. Follow us everywhere even in real life.

Oh look! It is our annual Christmas Special! This year, our gift to you is an in-person episode with terrible audio! There are some good parts though. Chubbs has a gift for Beef and Tom, and in return Tom has Chubbs wear a shock collar. Plenty of guests, sponsors, and producers this year too! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone, rest in peace to your ears!  Follow our socials thx.

The boys come out swinging with this one. Beef's bad takes come to a roaring head with his opinions on T Gives, the boys debate if they're better bowlers or golfers, and they give some unwanted advice to a crazy ex who wants one last piece of her mans. Special in-person Christmas Episode coming soon...stay tuned! Follow r socialz. Thks.

Welcome back to another eppy of our silly podcast. This time it's just the founding fathers tearing it up like the good old days. The boys duke it out over the superior breakfast bread, they dive into the mystery that man has tried to solve for ages that is the Costco Pepperoni Pizza, and they toss some advice out for that unfunny friend that always sends you his dumb videos on tik tok and Instagram reels.  Side quest: take a shot every time Tom says 'Cheem Creams' Happy Thanksgiving! Subscribe to our socialsssss.

Dang this one is super spooky. Tom is very pro-recycling, Beef is bringing back denim, and Chubbs put together his costume two minutes before recording. It's the Halloween episode! There are maybe like 3 parts that have anything to do with Halloween. There is a lot of very bad podcasting out there, but this one might take the cake. Tom opens wine with power tools (it's just my toothbrush Dad), Beef hates pretty much every food that isn't something from Culvers, and Chubbs has beef with Chipotle, well actually no he doesn't because they're all out. Enjoy! Or Don't!  follow us on socials. thx.

The bosses are back and so am I! Interns have never been cooler. Great news is I have a job again. Bad news is I am still not getting paid and not sure that I ever will. Anyway the guys are back and discussing all of the same stupid stuff they did less than a year ago. Beef has some 'What Would You Do?' scenarios for Chubbs and Tom, the boys chime in on some people asking the internet for advice, and Beef has some pretty fantastic questions that will really stretch your brain. Side note: the video format of this pod looks wayyyy different because the bosses have outsourced all editing to the intern. So I'm cutting corners left and right. Might even drop some hints in some future episodes just for shiggs.  Follow our socials, we never post there. 

Doritos Locos Taco bad?? You read that right. That is a real quote too. Can you guess who said it? Yea I couldn't believe it either when I was making the thumbnail, but he really threw himself in hot water on this one. Other than Beef's notoriously horrible takes, the bosses take on some other hot topics including (but not at all limited to): musicians having bandwagon fans, which came first, the Dick or the Richard?, Patrick Kane's final moments as a Blackhawk, is there enough money? and so much more. Be sure to listen to this one on the lowest volume possible, you definitely do not want people to know you listen to this podcast, hell the bosses don't even tell most people that they're on a podcast. Super embarrassing.  Anyways follow our social media accounts. Thx

The Boys are back but missing Beef this week, and Chubbs is already throwing shots at him. The Soupurb Bowl is covered this week along with double dipping. Lebron breaks the all-time NBA scoring record and Chubbs thinks he still sucks while Tom is more worried about some funny Instagram videos. The topic of the day is how they would escape the handicapped stall and as always, the episode is wrapped up with Stirring the Guac.  Like, subscribe and we'll give you a hug.  Please.

Boy, the bosses have another good one for you fools. Their silly stupid little brains are all over the place talking about cheeses and their melticity, and I honestly forgot what else. But does it really matter? Do any of you even read this? I’ve listened to hundreds of podcasts in my life and never once read the description. If you are the 1% that reads then I’m deeply sorry but probably won’t take any actions to correct this. It’s likely a good episode (or not I don’t listen) so enjoy!  Also, follow our socials pls thx.

Recovering from the longest episode ever recorded, Tom reflects on his snowy morning when he accidentally dropped his phone in a puddle. First-ever bachelor talk for the boys gets 'em talking about who they think will be the front running of this season. Then dove deep into the Damar Hamlin conspiracy, is it actually him? Tom is getting fed virtually some delicious steak while also seeing some crazy videos of kid rodeos. Does Tom actually hate Chubbs? You decide. And to end it all, Beef STIRS THE F**KING GUAC this week and Tom won't let up. 

Boy, are you in for a treat. On this episode of the Side of Guac Podcast, we have a very special guest. The sweetest soul we know, the molder of young minds, the man who sleeps without a headboard in the middle of his room, the one, the only, Frank! The boys pepper Franky with some questions about the teacher life and try to figure out if they can outsmart him in "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grade...Teacher." Spoiler alert, they are not and Tom puts up the worst performance we've seen on a Podcast game in 79 episodes. The fellas round off the eppy with some very mild stirring of the Guac, but some good conversations nonetheless! Enjoy...or don't. I genuinely don't care. I'm an intern and don't get paid enough to write these. Subscribe to us everywhere, we post really good content (I promise).

On this beautiful episode of the Side of Guac Podcast, the boys are back in their respective studios just like the old days. They cover all things bird Covid and pants pooping. Beef smokes Chubbs in a classic game of “Guess The Person Who Tom Is Describing In Three Hints Or Less.” Beef and Tom learn that only cows that have recently given birth produce milk. And loads of other things I forgot about but probably aren’t worth mentioning anyways.  Follow our socials! My paycheck depends on it.

Welcome, Kevin! One of our two Board of Trustees members for his first appearance on the pod! As long-time family friends, Tom and Kev dive down memory lane in discussing the neighborhood they grew up in. Memories of grade school, food, and petty theft. As a man who has spent a portion of his life in the state of Iowa, Kevin and Beef have a natural connection. Through bonding over their Alma Mater, local dive bars, and a nearby Red Robin, they pretty much touch base on all of the things that boring state has to offer. With the drinks flowing and ideas running wild, the guys all take a look at some questionable foods and finish the episode with a very very important announcement.