Still Heartbeat of North Brookfield

In this episode we're back.  We invent a softer, nicer way to say the 'c' word.  Self check-out no longer just means looking at yourself in the mirror. We drink a Christmas tree, thanks to Banded Brewing's Greenwarden.  We discuss winter campfires, and more.

In this episode we dodge COVID, racial strife, and murder hornets, we server a hot slice of Master Pizza, Arcpoint Tailwinds are at our backs, mouthbreathers' days are numbered, hair diapers, and we premier new original outtro music by Shon B.

In this episode we protect yo neck, we discuss more murder shows, we discover hair diapers, Six Point comes back with a delicious Spritzer Bomb, there are lots of words for a crap beer review, Flavor Flavor Flave, midnight gospel...........oh yeah, and there's still a f@cking pandemic going on.

In this episode we're in a state of emergency as the COVID-19, we drink Corona even though Mexicans don't like it, it's rated 2.32 - 1.98 out of 5, Stone Cow still rocks, and chart boards (soft ch....as in charcuterie) are awesome.

In this episode it's been like 30 weeks since our last podcast, Tim can't figure out the buttons, true crime bullshit - Israel Keyes, we drink citrus & hops hard seltzer, we want beer can and airplane glue chicken, we may still be hungry, we learn how the ancients wiped their arses, and Tim talks himself out of buying a bidet.

In this episode (that was supposed to be posted a minute ago) we thank Doug Benson for the title, we give a travel advisory for Slim Jims in bloody marys (vegan trigger alert) Wally Juice, we pith ourselves over a beer review, we discuss our goth power days, Beck is the godmother of our "cool", and we go long-winded on cool music (54:06 - 58:18......if you want to skip because you're just not cool.). sorry for the break.  we love you all.

In this episode Moscow Mule Beer is on tap at the Stone Cow, we urge you to clean off your car, santa messed up, Ben bought a beer he hates, Lawson's Sip of Sunshine, and a spoonful of Benedryl will keep your little ones asleep.

In this episode Ben gets Carne Asada, we get 100 feet of snow, we review a wedding photo, we get political-ish (sorry Tulsi Gabbard), a Mighty Squirrel causes Cosmic Distortion, Greatful Beer Guy stops by, we discuss Bob Dylan, J. Lindros still can't punctuate, Mike rides on jumper cables, and we get touching. 

In this episode ASMR can go eff itself, we wanted to introduce a new segment but the music wasn't ready, it takes 20 minutes to get to the point on Sonic Youth, Santa screws us out of riding the animals, Sears sucks, Grateful Beer Guy stops by-ish to review Shatter, we stumble across some voice effects (that hopefully come through the recording), and if you don't use it...you lose it.

In this episode Les Pukey becomes a carnival ride reviewer, Ben pees wicked friggin' long - hey, el gose limes & sea salt, (i don't like), we do a public service announcement, we go eyeballing, we discuss butt chugging, and we create a new drinking challenge.

In this episode we go racial early....again...., #44 Lewis Hamilton wins his 6th Formula 1 World Championship, we share an exclusive announcement regarding the new baseball team in Worcester, Ben has very strict shrimp rules, and grits rules, we invent Jesus shrimp, Monkeys fly out of the fridge with Panda Cupcakes, Tim Horton does a beer review, eh, and Dunkins used to be a contender.

In this episode we deal with racism early, we have a record setting 12:45 minute intro, Coors Light has a lower rank than Natty Daddy, Ben uses the word effusive, we probably try a beer, and Julie floats an air biscuit.

In this episode we do Silent September, NB has Am-ish people...and they like hay bale plays, we give free advertising to the Thai House in E.B., Julie licks a Salty Crystal, we get a beer review by Homer, and maybe some other stuff.

In this episode Julie tries out her "after dark" voice, Tiny Tim is still dead, Arizona Iced Tea is NOT dead, Master Pizza has a kid, Natty Daddy stops by to say "I never loved you,"  best beer review ever, we crap on the T lines, Triple E is not the same as Tripoly, and we decide that Natty Daddy tastes like Strom Thurmond.

This episode would be relevant if Shon B had gotten off his ass and mastered it and posted it......however....just pretend it's fair season.  In this episode Shon B gets gray hairs, carnivals are not full of honest people, we grift our way through the fair, Van Halen Mirrors, Ben has a thing, Julie absolutely kills, and Cloud Candy rains deliciousness in the IPA category.

In this episode GA listens!  People suggest Google Play as well as iTunes, Pine Acres is a great place to see a skunk, the 6 Can fridge throws a curve ball, and Dave leaves Debbie Wongs.

In this episode we shout out to Bill...  R.I.P. to a great dad, friend, golfer, disc golfer...and all around guy.  You will be missed by so many people.  The show also wishes to extend their deepest sympathies to Ben, Emily, and Sue (MacMommie).  Also in this episode InBev peeks back in,  we visit the Next Coast on Gis Island, Ben likes low IBU, beer review is a friggin brut, we ponder what qualifies as a mansion, and these are a few of  Bill's favorite things.....and Ben Cliff Clavins the show.

In this episode we decide that flushing with Yoohoo is potentially confusing, Sir Walter says, "when life gives you lemons......make a hazy IPA", Ben tries not to be a b*tch beer-wise, we scientifically describe bitter, and we give the outro another First Pass.

In this episode MacMommy!!!!!!!! shows up for a guest spot..  Does it really matter what else happened?     Ok.... Julie gets to the green in 4 strokes, Ben plays golf and becomes the golf whisperer, upside down lefty is good, Dunkin Summah - America Podcasts on Dunkin'     hey.   Right Harpoon?  We look to invest in microphone ponchos, and swear and fart an all that.

In this episode we eat bratwurst, drink, are drunk, drink more, we Don't Worry with Wormtown, an old friend sends a nice beer review, we increase grapefruit, and release a new outro tune.