Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

A new Dungeon Master has been elected to the border keep of Dunshelm, and he has a very profound item on his starting agenda; reform. He plans to streamline the way that the castle is run. In particular, he wants to reduce the size of its staff and payroll budget. However, it does not take him long to discover that his agenda will face a lot of opposition from within the castle itself, and that includes opposition from officials who are well-placed to scupper his ideas. Production Treguard Myatt…………………………………………Russell “Ruzl” Odoni Sir Hordriss T Appleby/Supporter 1………………………..Jake Collins Bernard Folly………………………………………………………Andy Marshall Majida/The Commentator/Supporter 2……………Helen Becconsall Merlin……………………………………………………………………Matt Richings The Descender………………………………………………………Rosey Collins The Returning Officer/The Throne……………………………Martin Odoni Running time approx 52 minutes. Script written by Martin Odoni. Theme music (‘Chef Cisko’) composed by Jeanette Clement, and distributed by Productiontrax. ‘Rule Britannia!'(c)  composed by James Thomson & Thomas Arne (1740). Other sound effects provided by Soundrangers and The Freesound Project. Production mixed by Martin Odoni. Aditional sound editing by Andrew Kenny. Also thanks to Robin Barlow, Alec Downs, David Forester, Sue McPherson and Ricky Temple Yes, Dungeon Master takes ideas and situations from the Greater Game of Luck And Glory, and melds them with the ideas of Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn, as seen in the BBC comedy series Yes, Minister (c) and its sequel Yes, Prime Minister (c). First published 6/9/2009.

Isobel and her team continue their quest for the Shield, but do they have the wits to outsmart a hobgoblin? CLYM ANGUS as Keiran JAKE COLLINS as Treguard, Hordriss, Britney, Blackthorn ROSEY COLLINS as Izzy, Linda, Kimberlite AMY DAVIES as Keeley ROY JACKSON as Dave JORDAN MUNN as Sam ROSS THOMPSON as Pickle, Snapper Jack, Motley DAMON WAKES as Daniel Edited by ROSS THOMPSON and JAKE COLLINS Written by JAKE COLLINS & ROSEY COLLINS Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

The team venture further into the Dungeon of Deceit. Cast Clym Angus as Keiran Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Hordriss Rosey Collins as Izzy, Maldame Jordan Munn as Sam Ross Thompson as Pickle, Nemanor, Rothberry, Snapper Jack Damon Wakes as Daniel Edited by Ross Thompson Written by Jake Collins Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

We couldn’t resist it forever. It’s been 9 years, hard to believe, but the Dunshelm Players are finally back in action. A completely new, standalone project with no links to any previous work, All must surely be an illusion is essentially a parody of modern society, with a warning about the degree of danger posed by modern computer imagery, as compared with the more basic type Knightmare itself used back in the 1990s. It features debuts for Jason Karl (who was a dungeoneer in season 2, and later went on to a career as a television presenter), Kim Stewart-Crossley of the Temporal Discussion podcast, Kim Harder (wife of Martin H), Laura Bean, Scott Evans (a dungeoneer in season 3 of Knightmare), and Rea Pearson (a team advisor in season 5). As ever, the play is not set at Christmas, includes no reference to Christmas whatsoever, and is entirely unrelated to Christmas, and so it will be available to listen to during the Christmas period 2025, as yet another non-festive festive offering. Nice to bring back an old tradition. Cast Jason Karl as Treguard Andy Marshall as Carl Kim Stewart-Crossley as Emma Amy Davies as Amy Martin Harder as Tony Kim Harder as Council Caller Ross Thompson as Hugh Martin Odoni as Neddy Laura Bean as Milly Jake Collins as Alec and Inspector Jim Boyle Scott Evans as Policeman Rosey Collins as Bank Teller Rea Pearson as Sergeant Theodora Written and edited by Martin Odoni Intro music: Colossus - by Kevin MacLeod Outro music: Unpromised - by Kevin MacLeod Visit our ⁠⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠⁠ Check out our socials: ⁠Bluesky⁠   ⁠Twitter/X⁠   ⁠Mastodon⁠   ⁠Facebook⁠   ⁠Instagram⁠   ⁠Threads⁠ Check out our ⁠⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: ⁠The Eye Shield fanzine⁠ ⁠The Olden Days podcast⁠ ⁠Jake's Audio Commentaries⁠ ⁠Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)⁠

Dungeoneer Megan and her team continue their quest for the sword. Will level 2 prove too much for them? CREDITS Clym Angus as Kieran Catie Clark as Megan Jake Collins as Treguard, Sylvester Hands, Mike, Phelheim, Merlin Rosey Collins as Marta, Izzy, Sidriss Amy Davies as Elita Gemma Dwarwood as Velda Jordan Munn as Sam Antony Rowe as Chris Cassandra Smith as Katy Juliet Thompson as Lillith Ross Thompson as Pickle Damon Wakes as Daniel Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins Written by Jake and Rosey CollinsSupport us on ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠⁠ Check out our socials: ⁠Bluesky⁠   ⁠Twitter/X⁠   ⁠Mastodon⁠   ⁠Facebook⁠   ⁠Instagram⁠   ⁠Threads⁠ Check out our ⁠⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: ⁠The Eye Shield fanzine⁠ ⁠The Olden Days podcast⁠ ⁠Jake's Audio Commentaries⁠ ⁠Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)⁠

A continuation of the audio series created by Ross Thompson. CATIE CLARK as Megan JAKE COLLINS as Treguard, Mike, Gumboil, Hordriss, Sylvester Hands ROSEY COLLINS as Kimberlite, Stiletta, Marta AMY DAVIES as Heggatty ANTONY ROWE as Chris CASSANDRA SMITH as Katy ROSS THOMPSON as Motley, Pickle, Mrs Grimwold Edited by ROSS THOMPSON and JAKE COLLINS Written by ROSEY COLLINS and JAKE COLLINS Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Note: Many apologies for this releasing over a day late, this was due to a spanner in the works. (It's me. I'm the spanner. I was concentrating so much on going to Knightmare Live this weekend that I forgot to upload a bloody episode!) When Rea last joined us on Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast, our chat was so full of insights and memories that we didn’t quite have time to cover everything we wanted. So, Jake set out on a quest worthy of the Dungeon itself — tracking Rea back down for a follow-up conversation! In this episode, Jake and Rea pick up where we left off, delving deeper into her experiences, clearing up a few lingering points, and uncovering even more behind-the-scenes stories from the world of Knightmare. With Jake Collins and Rea Pearson Written and edited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

The next episode of fan-made shenanigans in the Knightmare universe. EDDIE BOSHELL as Ryan CATIE CLARK as Megan JAKE COLLINS as Treguard,Merlin, Hordriss, Mike ROSEY COLLINS as Maldame, Stiletta AMY DAVIES as Heggatty BEN FIELDHOUSE as Ethan OLGA JACH as Brandy ELLIE MARSHALL as Rachel ANTONY ROWE as Chris CASSANDRA SMITH as Katy ROSS THOMPSON as Pickle, Nemanor, Motley Edited by ROSS THOMPSON Written by JAKE COLLINS & ROSEY COLLINS Support us on Patreon Visit our Website  Check out our Redbubble Store Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from Zedge Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke

The first episode of series 2 of the fan-made Knightmare Audio Series. Original release date: 17/08/2013 Credits: Eddie Boshell as Ryan Jake Collins as Treguard, Phelheim, Hordriss, Gumboil and Merlin Rosey Collins as Marta Ben Fieldhouse as Ethan Olga Jach as Brandy Eliie Marshall as Rachel Ross Thompson as Pickle Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins Written by Jake Collins Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

I'd like to offer my deepest apologies for the unannounced delay to this episode. Unfortunately, due to a personal matter, I haven't been able to get it uploaded to Spotify For Creators before now. Team 9: Kelly, Keely, Taryn and Rachael from Rochdale. As this iteration of The Greater Game draws to a close, Lord Fear and Aesandra join forces in an attempt to trap Dungeoneer Kelly - ensuring that she is destroyed by the Phase Shift! Will she be able to escape in time? Will Sir Hugh finally have the chance to rescue someone? Does anybody really care what Martin has to say about Robin Hood's merry men? Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley, Martin Harder, and Jake Collins Edited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack Extended credits and special thanks at the end of the episode Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 8: Duncan, Ian, Deborah and Richard from Windsor. Team 9: Kelly, Keely, Taryn and Rachael from Rochdale. Martin would just like to make it clear that he does not spend the Patreon money in the alehouse. He much prefers mead. Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley and Rosey Collins Edited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 7: Christopher, Paul, Keith, and Ciaran from London Team 8: Duncan, Ian, Deborah and Richard from Windsor Chris has a transformative experience, and Rosey lays out her 4-part theory. Featuring Martin Harder, Rosey Collins, and Kim Stewart-Crossley Edited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

People are seeing the ghosts of American fighter pilots at RAF Swanton Morley. If it keeps up the Americans are going to end up declaring the base as a war grave! The TimeBusters are going to have their work cut out for them in this one. Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley and Rosie Collins Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant. Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke Jake's YouTube channel TimeBusters on The Olden Days Podcast Knightmare commentaries playlist Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store

Team 7: Chris, Paul, Keith and Kieran, from London. Air Date: November 29th, 1991. Martin explains the falsehood behind the Indian rope trick, and Chris and the team ignore the advice to take the high road. Why they ignored it I can't say (the team just liked it better that way). Featuring Martin Harder and Jake Collins Edited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire. Air Date: November 22nd, 1991 Martin H and Rosey fill time whilst Kim is stuck in traffic, and we get a history lesson on medieval toilets. Featuring Martin Harder, Rosey Collins, and Kim Stewart-Crossley Edited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack Rosey's Virtual Seasons (fanfiction website) Rosey's YouTube Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

DISCLAIMER: This was originally recorded in 2012, utilising the affordable microphones that were available to amateur artists at the time. Please adjust your expectations accordingly. Authors extraordinaires Hordriss and Sidriss resume their eternal quest for more and more merchandising dollars, with Sidriss stumbling on an idea that will turn even the reddest of wizards into a fire-breathing snapdragon. Sidriss the Confused……………………………Rosey Collins Hordriss the Confuser……………………………Jake Collins Running time approx 9 minutes. Scenario by Jake Collins – dialogue improvised by the cast. Music (title track ‘Frost Waltz’) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com, composers anonymous. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed by Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is © JK Rowling. The inclusion of this work should not be construed as an endorsement of Rowling's personal views, particularly those concerning gender identity. Trans rights are human rights. Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

S05E11 - Magic ENewJun 20at4:00 PM1 joined the live dropPlayedShow less Team 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire. Air date: November 15th, 1991 Jake loves Magic E... Featuring Martin Harder, Jake Collins, and Kim Stewart-Crossley Edited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 5: Jenna, Andrea, Kelly and Anna from Exeter. Team 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire. Air date: November 8th, 1991 Rea joins us again as we discuss her team's further foray into the Dungeon, including the mistake that cost them the game. Featuring Martin Harder, Jake Collins, and Rea Pearson Edited by Jake Collins Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠ Jake's stuff: The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)

Team 4: Ben, Jonathan, Ray and John from Exeter. Team 5: Jenna, Andrea (Rea), Kelly and Anna from Exeter Air date: November 1st, 1991 We speak to team 5 Advisor Rea Pearson (née Barber) about her time on the show, her friendship with members of team 4, and that box... Featuring Rea Pearson, Martin Harder, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Martin Odoni, with a brief appearance by Jake Collins Edited by Martin Harder Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke "Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack Jake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146 Knightmare commentaries playlist:  www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8Jk Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠

Dr. Paradox plans to cause two trains to crash, killing those on board and thus changing the future. Can the TimeBusters stop him in time? Featuring Martin Harder and Jake Collins Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant. Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke Jake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146 TimeBusters on The Olden Days Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKyfT8vw5jA Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-mNSeO1-8Jk Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠ Check out our socials: Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   Threads Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠ Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠