The Autopsy Report

Matt and Steve ring in the holiday by watching Jingle All the Way (1996) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad from the genie movie Shazaam! The return of Steve’s soundboard, Jake Lloyd’s life is ruined by Star Wars fans, nobody likes Booster, Arnold’s Pizza Shop, and more as this not so Christmas classic goes under the mistletoe.

Matt and Steve slice open Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) starring a Harrison Ford Celebrity Impersonator and Emilia “Quit Calling Me Khaleesi” Targaryen! (And we thought it smelled bad on the outside...) Matt goes on a Star Wars rant, a director shake up, how Han Solo got his pants, and more as this failed jump into hyperspace goes under the virboknife.

Matt and Steve examine Cutthroat Island (1995) starring Geena Davis and Michael Doug-I mean, Matthew Modine! A failure so bad it tanked a studio, this podcast is secretly about Grey's Anatomy, Geena Davis DOES NOT use people, and much more as this shipwreck goes under the cutlass.

Summer (movie season) is here! Join Matt and Steve as they look ahead towards what's to come. In this minisode, the duo take a look at upcoming August movies and ponder which ones will have what it takes.

Summer (movie season) is here! Join Matt and Steve as they look ahead towards what's to come. In this minisode, the duo take a look at upcoming July movies and ponder which ones will have what it takes.

Matt and Steve examine Batman & Robin (1997) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and George "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman" Clooney! The first feature length toy commercial, falling makes you a villain, Steve needs his soundboard taken away and, of course, Bat-Nipples plus so very much more as this superhero turned superzero goes under the knife.

Summer (movie season) is here! Join Matt and Steve as they look ahead towards what's to come. In this minisode, the duo take a look at upcoming June movies and ponder which ones will have what it takes.

Matt and Steve examine The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) starring the guy from Game of Thrones and the lady from 3rd Rock from the Sun! Bafflement at spending more for less, Matt's convinced it's money laundering, the Great Gazoo is the goddamn worst, and more as this fossilized failure goes under the prehistoric knife. 

Summer (movie season) is here! Join Matt and Steve as they look ahead towards what's to come. In this minisode, the duo take a look at upcoming May movies and determine what may, or may not, be a success.

Matt and Steve examine Ishtar (1987) starring Dustin Hoffman and Warren "Don't Remember Me for Moonlight" Beatty. Penis-glasses misused, more footage than Gone with the Wind, we don't know the Muppet band's name and more as this historic flop goes under the knife.

Matt and Steve examine Sahara (2005) starring Matthew McConaughey. Controversial treasures, Matt struggles with pronunciations, cannonballs vs helicopters and more as this action-adventure takes a journey under the knife.  (Stick around to the bitter end for a Mad Libs movie pitch!) 

Matt and Steve examine Stealth (2005) starring Academy Award winner Jamie Fox*! Where A.I. finally draws the line, Steve's E.T. fetish, puberty granting lightning strikes and more as this bomber-turned-bomb goes under the knife. *actually stars Josh Lucas

Matt and Steve examine Mission Impos – I mean, The Mummy (2017) starring Tom Cruise. A premature cinematic universe, Matt would rather have mercury in his veins, Tom Cruise called a young man and more as this mummified failure goes under the knife.

Matt and Steve examine Waterworld (1995) starring Kevin Costner. A troubled production, Steve can’t swim, Costner in skin-tight pants and more as the film goes under the knife.