The Bachelor Podcast: Accept These Bros.

The winner of our fantasy draft (and the only winner of this season of THe Bachelor) is chosen. Plus Ben, Andrew, Alex, and Brian realize the person chosen as the show's lead should probably be ready to get married... right?

The Bachelor Matt James reveals his final frontrunners after fantasy suites. But for Ben, Andrew, Alex, and Brian, the real Final Two is all about the last match-up in this season's fantasy league.

The Great White North was searched top to bottom to find Jasmine Lorimer - Canada's very first Bachelorette. Ben, Brian and Dyce do their best to break down the most friendly, fun, and predictably polite dose of reality TV we've seen in years... maybe ever.

Love shines brightest on the weirdos of Paradise, while Ben, Dyce, Brian and Alex tally their points and wonder how a single season could produce THREE solid couples - and a brand new Bachelor.

Wells finds out that the only things worse than one date is three, as emotions boil over, roses are devoured like Mexican pizza, and Daniel decides to 'lamp up.' Meanwhile, Dyce, Ben, Alex and Brian try to figure out if Josh is really genuine.

Caila is of two minds (or seven) about accepting a date, opening a doorway to nowhere for Ashley, as a mysterious man with a lamp proves to be 'lights out' for Vinny. Meanwhile, Dyce, Brian and Alex realize that true beauty is in the eye of the sandy, sweaty beholder.

Emily and Ashley's chance at love is spoiled when Caila arrives to "ruin everything." Evan gets sick but gets the girl, and Josh must decide which he enjoys eating more: Mexican Pizza or Amanda’s face. Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Brian, and Alex give their rose to Daniel - because Friday is coming up quick.

Now that Hurricane Chad has passed, new contestants arrive in Paradise in search of love (and Chad). Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Brian, and Alex reel from this week's shocking revelations(who knew Daniel had layers like an onion?) and debate whether Carly can still be our favorite contestant after humiliating a single father of three on national TV.

Jorge dusts off the hotel bar, Chris Harrison pours a mimosa, and love returns to Paradise. Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Brian, Andy, and Alex select their fantasy picks and do everything in their power to not talk about Chad... again.

JoJo’s journey concludes as the Bachelorette hands out her final rose to... Aaron Rodgers’ brother. Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Brian, Andy, and Alex reflect on the season (and the men who didn't get a rose) - and tally their final fantasy draft points!

JoJo’s journey continues by sending two men home in a row for saying “I love you”. Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Brian, and Alex attempt to make up for missing a week by cramming three episodes worth of Bachelorette into a tight 80 minute podcast.

The week before hometowns, JoJo’s frontrunners stay ahead of the pack and underdogs come up short (especially Alex). Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Alex, Andy, and Brian debate which of the contestants is a frontrunner and cash-in their legacy picks - evening the fantasy playing field.

JoJo and the men travel to Argentina for a week of kisses, betrayal, and “tangoing." Meanwhile, the departure of Wells forces Ben, Dyce, Alex, Andy, and Brian to reshuffle their fantasy draft teams, begging the question: which Bachelorette contestant didn't get a rose from the bros?

Are Jordan and JoJo here for the right reasons - and have the men ever seen a tabloid magazine before? Ben, Dyce, Alex, Andy, and Brian say goodbye to two different Chads, and ask the question: are fireworks actually romantic?

In a special double-episode, JoJo learns you don't need no credit card to ride the James T. train, while the rest of the men feel the wrath of Chad just sticking up for himself. Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Alex, Andy, and Brian wonder: if the hay is in the barn, how did the pigs get in the castle?

JoJo continues her journey toward love and, in a twist of unparalleled irony, saves the men from a car fire - only to be trapped on the top of a burning building hours later. Meanwhile, Chad vills so hard that Ben, Dyce, Alex, Andy, and Brian don’t even know whether he's capable of telling a tragic story.

JoJo bounces back from a blindside like no Bachelorette before. Ben, Dyce, Alex, Andy, and Brian wonder if her fairy tale is about to start - and if there's ever a reason to push another man's belly button.

Ben is torn apart, lost, and physically sick but manages to choose between the two beautiful women that have both expressed their love for him. Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Alex, Andy, and Brian conclude that Ben is either the kindest Bachelor the series has seen thus far - or a total sociopath. You decide.

Ben takes a break from the spotlight to let the women talk smart things, in spite of Chris Harrison’s questionable interview skills. Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, and Alex debate which woman Ben will pick, who should be the next Bachelorette, and how long it will take Chris Harrison to join the cast of Bachelor in Paradise.

Ben and LoLo save hundreds of innocent children from massacre in Jamaica, ABC pulls out the blur pen for Ben and JoJo, while Ben and Caila are… no more. Meanwhile, Ben, Dyce, Alex, and Brian debate whether or not saying "I love you" to two women in the same week is a sign of love - or crippling insecurity.