The Battery Podcast

Comedian Jake Sharon talks about a negative, burnt cookies.  Then, Sunshiny Friend Jason far talks about the negatives of self serving people like Kim Davis, old people, and the Internet. Lastly, Jake shares a crazy thing you can do instead of committing suicide, making friends. Also, check out: www.jasonfarrisawesome.com/

POSITIVE: Jake talks about a negative: coffee breath and audible indigestion on a plane. SUNSHINY FRIEND: This week’s Sunshiny Friend is comedian Matthew Broussard. Despite being a good looking, hardworking, well-off comedian with TV credits, Matthew has relationship problems. We find the positives and negatives of that. A CRAZY THING YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF COMMITTING SUICIDE: Jake shares A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead Of Committing Suicide, “Surprise Bunk Bed!”  Jake talks about how you can spice up your marriage by making a smart executive decision! ALSO CHECK OUT: Episode 94: Matthew Broussard 1: Pure Greed mondaypunday.comThe Battery Podcast on iTunes The Battery Podcast on Stitcher The Battery Podcast on Podbean The Battery Podcast on Soundcloud

Comedian Patrick Bauer THE BATTERY PODCAST EPISODE 125 POSITIVE: Jake talks about a negative: What if your wife gets pink eye?  Also Jake finds a great positive about your wife getting pink eye. SUNSHINY FRIEND: This week’s Sunshiny Friend is Minneapolis comedian Patrick Bauer. Patrick has some great health tips.  He is health conscious and recommends some wonderful chemicals you can consume to be the best you that you can possibly be! A CRAZY THING YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF COMMITTING SUICIDE: Jake shares A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead Of Committing Suicide, “A Future Man In King Arthur’s Court.”  Jake talks about how you can kind of travel through time and blow lesser people’s minds! ALSO CHECK OUT: Episode 126: Patrick Bauer 4: Trough Of DeliciousnessEpisode 100: Patrick Bauer 3: 100th Episode!Episode 72: Patrick Bauer 2: Missin The TipEpisode 24: Patrick Bauer 1: Nerdy Smoky Whistly Pooptwitter.com/thepatrickbauerThe Battery Podcast on iTunesThe Battery Podcast on StitcherThe Battery Podcast on PodbeanThe Battery Podcast on Soundcloud

Elliot WoolseyUsed to be Jake Sharon’s roommate.Now he makes better choices. THE BATTERY PODCAST EPISODE 125 POSITIVE: Jake talks about a positive: Spring flowers are blooming!  Jake also finds a huge negative about that. SUNSHINY FRIEND: This week’s Sunshiny Friend is Denver comedian, Elliot Woolsey.  Less than a year into his comedy career he took second at the Great American Comedy Festival.  Elliot got the biggest feather in his cap in 2012 when he beat a talented field of 144 local comedians to win the prestigious Comedy Works New Faces Contest. Since then Elliot has gone pro and now tours clubs and colleges all over the country, opening for great comedians like Nick Thune, T.J. Miller, and David Alan Grier. He has also appeared on The prestigious The Battery Podcast several times. In this episode, Elliot and Jake talk about a table full of horrible audience members at a show in New Mexico. Just when life is looking good, in walks a pack of dufuses. A CRAZY THING YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF COMMITTING SUICIDE: Jake shares “A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead Of Committing Suicide, “Take Oprah To Work Day.”  Jake Sharon talks about how you can take Oprah to work and connect with people way easier.  IF you can connect with people, life will be way better and you will want to stay alive! ALSO CHECK OUT: Episode 96: Elliot Woolsey 2: Woosley WoolseyEpisode 77: Elliot Woolsey 1: Spiderwebs and Ghostselliotwoolsey.comtwitter.com/elliotwoolseyThe Battery Podcast on iTunesThe Battery Podcast on StitcherThe Battery Podcast on PodbeanThe Battery Podcast on Soundcloud

THE BATTERY PODCAST EPISODE 124 NEGATIVE: Jake talks about a negative, Riding The Bus! SUNSHINY FRIEND: This week’s Sunshiny Friend is Austin comedian, Funniest Person In Austin winner, Ryan Cownie.  Ryan is a nanny. Also, in this episode, he says “Nobody trusts Japan.”  Or maybe, comedian Jake sharon said that. Whatever. They talk about Japan and Dentists. A CRAZY THING YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF COMMITTING SUICIDE: Jake shares “A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead Of Committing Suicide, “South By Sharon West.”  Jake Sharon hates traffic, lines, and inconvenience. So he shares a pragmatic plan on how Austin locals can get through #SXSW - the Sharon way. 

THE BATTERY PODCAST EPISODE 123 NEGATIVE: Jake talks about a negative, Riding The Bus and Getting Motion Sickness While Typing The Battery Podcast Script! SUNSHINY FRIEND: This week’s Sunshiny Friend is Austin improvisor, Joseph Tran.  Joseph hates it when people speak rudely under the guise of “keeping it real.” A CRAZY THING YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF COMMITTING SUICIDE: Jake shares “A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead Of Committing Suicide,” Take a Trip Squared.”  Also, Jake really hates #SXSW.  South by Southwest is traffic jams, crowds, and in-the-way entitled hipsters flocking to Austin- the one time of year the weather is actually enjoyable in Austin!  We have one time of year where it is nice to live here and you people have to fuck it up! I hope it rains and ruins your #SXSW experience so you never come back to Austin!  Die.  But yeah,  Jake Sharon shares a great way to mentally prepare so you don’t want to kill yourself when you are flying across the country. ALSO CHECK OUT: facebook.com/comedydancecamp The Battery Podcast on iTunes The Battery Podcast on Stitcher The Battery Podcast on Podbean The Battery Podcast on Soundcloud

NEGATIVE: Jake talks about a negative, Lung Butter! SUNSHINY FRIEND: This week’s Sunshiny Friend is Indianapolis comedian, Kris Shaw!  Kris talks about touring, his chart-topping CD (2 Birds, 1 Stoned), and how it is important to collaborate with other artists! A CRAZY THING YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF COMMITTING SUICIDE: Well, this week Jake did not come up with an A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead Of Committing Suicide. Instead he made a new song! ALSO CHECK OUT: KrisShaw.com The Battery Podcast on iTunes The Battery Podcast on Stitcher The Battery Podcast on Podbean The Battery Podcast on Soundcloud

THE BATTERY PODCAST EPISODE 121 Grant Parsons #smallbutmightytour NEGATIVE: Comedian Jake Sharon talks about the negatives and positive of being late for work! SUNSHINY FRIEND: This week’s Sunshiny Friend is Omaha Comedian Grant Parsons.  Grant does not watch the news because of terrorists.  Grant and Jake talk about positives and negatives of fear, terrorists, the Middle  East, and pudding.   A CRAZY THING YOU CAN DO INSTEAD OF COMMITTING SUICIDE: Comedian Jake Sharon shares a brand spanking new concept, Construct a Bear.  Honestly, I am starting to think Jake may need some professional help.  Listen to this episode to hear about his gruesome use of his imagination.

In this episode, comedian Jake Sharon talks about a negative: losing $100 in your apartment.  That sucks! Then, Sunshiny Friend, comedian Matt Baca talks with Jake about getting his emotional quotient certification in San Antonio, babies, and a mysterious stink.  Lastly, Jake Shares A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead of Committing Suicide, “New Ownership!”

Jake Sharon finds a negative: muscle tension neck ache.  Then we have Sunshiny Friend Brandie Posey, who talks about Syria, nuclear waste, and sharks. Lastly, Jake shares A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead of Committing Suicide, Dueling Santas.

Episode 118- Jake finds a negative: he’s depressed!  Then, our Sunshiny friend is former Upright Citizens Brigade online sketch video producer, Will Cleveland!  Will moved to Austin and talks about the positives and negatives of that.  Lastly, Jake discusses Mow Mow Mow!

Jake Sharon shares a negative: he almost got run over by a religious zealot.  Sunshiny Friend Raul Sanchez gets snorts of laughter- but he used to enjoy another kind of snort.   Lastly, Jake describes A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead Of Committing Suicide: Double Blind Hate Date.

In this episode, Jake talks about a negative: he is off the road!  Then, Sunshiny Friend Pat Dean has a red face!   Lastly, Jake shares A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead of Committing Suicide, Sleep With The Fishes! Also, check out Jake’s new comedy album, The Wedding AlBUM!

Episode 115. POSITIVE: Father’s Day!  Sunshiny Friend: Ben Kronberg gets some really career-changing news!  Lastly, Jake shares an exclusive musical track he made called “Ben Kronberg Climbing Mount Cleverest”

Episode 114. POSITIVE: It’s Easter!  Sunshiny Friend: Stay-at-home-dad, amateur comedian Sherm Flowers Sherm wears sweatpants and that’s ok! Lastly, Jake shares A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead of Committing Suicide, Holiday Rotation!

Episode 113. NEGATIVE: Eating With Food In Your Mouth!  Sunshiny Friend: World-traveling Boise comedian Heath Harmison!  When Heath had a sales job, he met some scary creeps! Lastly, Jake shares A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead of Committing Suicide, Cat Suit!

Episode 112: Jake explores a negative, SXSW!  Our Sunshiny Friend is Boise comedian and makeup artist, Sherry Japhet!  Sherry talks about miscommunication, dealing with divas, and learning how to say no. Lastly, Jake shares A Crazy Thing You Can Do Instead of Committing Suicide, The Wedding AlBUM! March 28-29, Jake is recording his 1st comedy DVD & 2nd CD, The Wedding AlBUM! If you’re in Austin, go to the recording!  To help make The Wedding AlBUM the best it can be, and to get some great “wedding gifts,” back The Wedding AlBUM kickstarter project!  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/804787858/comedian-jake-sharons-the-wedding-album?ref=card

Episode 111: The FIRST LIVE Battery Podcast episode in Austin! Our Sunshiny Friend is the Education Director at The Institution Theater, Asaf Ronen!  Asaf and Jake find the positive of political campaign ads, the negatives of happiness, and the positives of credit card debt! Also, Jake makes a big announcement: March 28-29, Jake is recording his 1st comedy DVD & 2nd CD, The Wedding AlBUM! If you’re in Austin, go to the recording!  To help make The Wedding AlBUM the best it can be, and to get some great “wedding gifts,” back The Wedding AlBUM kickstarter project!  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/804787858/comedian-jake-sharons-the-wedding-album?ref=card LINKS: http://www.theinstitutiontheater.com/ http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3295812/

The Battery Podcast 110: Jake Sharon talks about a negative: His stupid kitty cat keeps going places she shouldn’t!  Dang it! Today’s Sunshiny Friend is Lincoln comedian Grant Parsons!  Grant told The Battery Podcast how during this three-week road trip he performed at a comedy festival, got pulled over multiple times, got arrested, and wrecked his car!  Holy crap! http://twitter.com/grantparsons_

The Battery Podcast 109: Jake Sharon talks about a positive: he cleaned out his ears! Today’s Sunshiny Friend is Boise comedian Sam Lounsbury!  Sam has a whole bunch of health problems, but he doesn’t let them get him down!