The DCOM Podcast

Glen, Rollin, and Victoria tune in to Radio Rebel and try to decipher what exactly’s going on. Why is the principal so obsessed with finding out her identity? What’s the point of everyone being nonconformist in the exact same way? Also, there’s “Morp,” so that’s a thing.

Victoria, Rollin, and Glen go on a figurative butterfly hunt as they chase down the many meanings of Cow Belles‘ plot. Is money the root of all evil? How many dairy factories have employee bands? Why would you hire a kid to teach your kid to drive? All this and more.

Glen, Victoria, and Rollin dive deep into the high school popularity pool with this “charming” DCOM. Later, Victoria drops some Real World™ news about the lead actors that’s a major bummer.

Glen, Victoria, and Rollin talk a whole bunch about fashion. When you look good in hats, you look good in hats. Also there’s some weird mind control stuff going on. Double also, dudes are gross.

Victoria, Rollin, and Glen try to wrap their heads around the idea of a globe-spanning initiative that sends princesses into protection. Also, just how many princesses are there in the world that needs this kind of protection anyway? As an added bonus, Victoria reports from the bottom of a well for the first half before emerging for lunch and sunlight.

Rollin, Glen, and Victoria dive into Let It Shine while trying to decide if it’s more Footloose or Cyrano de Bergerac. They explore the deep, deep symbolism behind names in the movie while concurring that parents just don’t understand.

The gang has trouble deciding whether they like the songs or like the idea of the songs in Lemonade Mouth while Victoria gets in on 2011 fashion. Also, the entire cast are wizards.

Ugh. Why do malevolent spirits always have to attack during homecoming? Rollin, Glen, and Victoria try to figure out why it is… they kind of actually like this one despite everything. Note: Due to some unforeseen technical difficulties, the audio for this episode isn’t the best. Specifically, Victoria’s audio. For the sake of posterity, we’ve decided to go ahead and run this episode (it’s all free, anyway) with a promise to return to Wendy Wu at a later date to do the movie justice. Given that it’s not really a full episode, we’ve dropped the numerical schema.

Is there ever a good time to be seeing an imaginary version of yourself? Rollin, Glen, and Victoria probe the depths of tween-hood in an attempt to figure out why anyone would keep an online journal.

Cadet Kelly gets into some serious dance battles with Even Stevens as Rollin, Glen, and Victoria attempt to figure out which dad is real in the second episode of The DCOM Podcast.

Rollin, Glen, and Victoria attempt to define “science whiz” and determine how many oranges are too many in the very first episode of The DCOM Podcast.