The Dismal Tide

Two very serious people draft the 10 most unserious teams in sports. Mike and Seth hijack the otherwise dormant DMT feed

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The longest three minutes in sports, we three gather to discuss what fun non-moneyline props to make your Super Bowl more fun to watch. Thank you to Ryan (@baseballworId) for joining us. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

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Our fantasy football league champion "Charlie McAvoy" takes over, and he quarter backs the bitchiest episode we've ever had Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

The annual Dismal Tide Discord Christmas party. Most of the gang is here! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

We talk Hot 100 (not billboard) Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_

I Say All This To Say

Lou (@ermgrrrrr) of Bang Local Dads fame joins us to talk about Rob fucking Schneider Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

until we get to ... DEUCE! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

The Dismal Tide Discord has bought in to a fantasy football keeper league, but at the behest of Mike W., everyone is sharing one team, and has bought in for for varying amounts. This episode features Ryan (@baseballworId), Mike W., Matt (@29coast), and your two hosts bickering about said leagues' draft. Here are the ownership stakes: Mike W: 38.5% ($38.50) Brendan H: 18% ($18.00) Mike J: 12.5% ($12.50) Ryan M: 11% ($11.00) Seth C: 10% ($10.00) Matt W: 10% ($10.00) Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG LEAGUES an unedited episode, for your pleasure Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

I felt so bad that i delayed editing this that I put a little Philly sports radio treat in there in the middle Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

Abe Simpson joins us for a commercials chat Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

We never get to the video Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

what would have to happen for you to call an ambulance Please enjoy this convenient if utilitarian link to the PISS Index: https://imgur.com/NTI3igI Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short. Mike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if utilitarian chart for you to enjoy We forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is currently suspended from Twitter. @diaboliam Seth Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg**

the boys lay in wait in the tall grass, sharpening knives, for enemies come shortly. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Mike regales us with the week in futbol, Brendan fights his landlord Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Ryan (@baseballworId) joins us, we watch some vanilla ass hyper capitalist instagram videos, and talk about our fun, fading every bet Barstool Sports recommended during March Madness Subscribe to the Merry go Round Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/mgrm Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg