The Horrorfied Podcast

Happy Halloween, Creeps! It's been essentially exactly a year since the last episode of Horrorfied. So we thought it was high time to remedy that. Enjoy your candy, your Colombian money, and this very special episode of The Horrorfied Podcast. Happy Halloween.

We're. So. Sorry. All this wild inconsistency, and this is what we have to offer. We didn't mean for it to be like this. We promise everything will be uphill from here. That being said, Tune in this week and listen to your discombobulated hosts ramble on about everything this from people putting up Halloween decorations early all the way to water on Mars on to Mary, Kate, and Ashley. In this special edition of the Horrorfied Sidecast we introduce two new spinoffs: The Horrorfied Matchmakercast & The Horrorfied ASMRcast. And as a bonus to all of that, listen to Ian, Justin, and Sarah verbally abuse Host Producer Xack after his blasphemous take on the Depeche Mode classic 'I Just Can't Get Enough'. So strap yourself in because this episode is going to be bumpy, and, as always, Enjoy Your Columbian Money.

Welcome to the shortest. episode. ever. "WHY?!", you scream. "WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO US?!" well - it turns out that today's topic was pretty damn straight forward and there wasn't much to play with beneath the surface. "The Day the Earth Stood Still" (TDTESS) is considered one of the most influential early science fiction films ever made; it's inspiration can be seen in countless modern films and retains its merit even 64 years later. A propaganda film disguised as a Sci-Fi feature, TDTESS marked the beginning of a new era of alien feature films. This little nugget of fun is the first in a three part series on INVASION FILMS!! So strap in, klaatu your nikto (providing you have consent) and enjoy this short but sweet and tangy episode of THE HORRORFIED PODCAST!!! EEEEENJOY!!!!!

AND. WE. ARE. BAAAAAAAAACK. With another installment of the Horrorfied Sidecast! Why? Because it's on the side, like a fine soup or a house salad. Meant to satisfy and whet your collective whistle for the main course next week. This week. We talk a lot about demons. Simply put. Get into it before they get into you. Butt stuff.

h'What's up, Creeps!? We're back after an unexpected hiatus with the heaviest of all heavy hitters (according to Justin): Suspiria. Tune in this week as we discuss the plot, the film's infamous director Dario Argento, and a bunch of fun behind the scenes aspects of the film. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenjoy!

WE MESSED UP. Our episode on "Suspiria" took longer than we anticipated sooooo you're getting another Sidecast because like - we still have stuff and things to talk about and wanted to give you SOMETHING. This week, we're talking about spooky spots and ghastly ghosties!!! Haunted places, creepy crawlies, and brutal... bears? Idk - we're talking about haunts and stuff. Give it a listen!! Put us inside your ears AND your hearts.

H'WHATS UP CREEPS?! We're here this week with another nummy nummy podcast about things, stuff, and other things and stuff. We're talking conspiracies about YOUR favorite celebrities (mostly ours though) and chit-chattin' about our favorite 90's ooky spooky gems!! Be sure to follow the Horrorfied podcast on Instagram and Twitter @ horrorfiedpod and give us some lovin' on Facebook @ The Horrorfied Podcast (group and page!). If you want your quips and comments read on-air be sure to rate and review on iTunes. We read everything. Regardless of what it is. It's great! Check out Producer Xack's band, The Linden Method, and their killer new album "Thin Skin!" Available wherever you get your musics! ALSO - be sure to check out the siiiiiiikkkk merch we have available at horrorfiedstorecast.threadless.com! Thank you for listening!!

HEYO! We're back after a short break!! Xack released an album, Ian made some art, Justin and Sarah decided that the yachting life was the life for them but we've returned this week to talk about the hit 2008 horror film "The Strangers" (not to be confused with the hit Billy Joel album of a similar name)!! Give it a listen. Re-live your ookies and spookies with us. Do the thing. Music by Xack's very own side-piece The Linden Method from their new album "Thin Skin" give it a listen and have the sudden urge to shop at Hot Topic again and shred a halfpipe with your friends. Skate or die.

The Horrorfied Podcast gathers this week to discuss the TERROR that is.... SLEEPING!! Ian, Justin, Xack, and Sarah sit down to chat about their dreams and nightmares past and present and work through all their personal problems with men in devil pajamas, Dumbledore, the police, and sleep paralysis. Join in next week for an all new episode about one of the most popular modern horror films to ever revitalize the genre and finally answer the age old question - "Who can it be now?"

THIS IS IT FOLKS, The END OF AN ERROR!! We, at the Horrorfied Podcast, humble present to you the grand finale of our trilogy of French Extremist horror. The Coup de Gras, if you will. Today, we're discussing the age-old tale of "Lady Wants a Baby so She Tries to Steal Another Lady's Baby." Ah, it never gets old, that one. It's like the "Huck Finn" of the modern age. So plug us deep into your sweaty ear holes and give us a listen, stupid! Your work day sucks surely so let us help you help us help you make it a little bit better. With baby snatching and gratuitous violence. We love you.

DOES THIS NEED ANY EXPLANATION?! It's MONSTERS AND MAYHEM AND MARCH GODDAMN MADNESS. Take this. Put it in and around your earholes. Then slink off into a dark corner in a dank basement, pop some 'ludes, and listen to "Pet Sounds" by The Beach Boys while pleasuring yourself and gnawing on drywall like a destructive puppy. GET IN HERE, FOLKS. Check us out at all the places online: Facebook: The Horrorfied Podcast Instagram: horrorfiedpod Twitter: horrorfiedpod Gmail: horrorfiedpodcast@gmail.com

Weeeee're BAAAACK! With another installment on our trilogy o' French Extremism. This episode, we're talking the groundbreaking 2008 film "Martyrs." Hailed as one of the most influential horror films of the last 20 years, "Martyrs" broke the mold of the conventions and notions of what modern horror brought to the table. Here, we pick it apart and discuss the film plot point by plot point and beg the question "Martyr? I don't know, what's a martyr with you?!"

HEY! We're BACK with another Sidecast to whet your Horrorfied whistle and give you some much needed funny before we dive into the depths of French Extremism next week. On this sidecast, we're talking about our horror director wish list, ham-tornadoes, pitching ALL the movies, making sweet sweet music, and answering listener questions! Do the thing. Make the listen. Hit us up on all the social medias and get you some Horrorfied swag at horrorfiedstorecast.threadless.com!!

We're back this week with another full fledged, gore-heavy episode of The Horrorfied Podcast. In what is the FIRST of a three part series on French Extremism, we're talking about the 2003 flick "High Tension." In what will arguably be this series most "lighthearted" episode, we discuss what makes the New French Extremism genre so great while asking ALL of the questions that really matter. Why was the tension SO high? What were they thinking, speaking French the whole time like they KNOW us? What was REALLY in the Watergate tapes? And, most importantly - what happened to Metallica after "... And Justice For All?" I mean, seriously. All that AND more on this choppy, chokey, super fun lesbian-ey episode of the Horrorfied Podcast. ALSO - We'd like to give a WARM welcome to the newest regular member of the Horrorfied Podcast: SARAH! You heard her, you liked her, she's great! So nestle in for some high class, French entertainment - YOU SMELL THAT ESCARGOT?! EEEENJOYY!!!

Well here it is folks, another 90+ minute episode about all sorts of nonsense. Every other week, we break from "Typical Horrorfied Fashion" and give you a side-cast. An unscripted episode of chits, chats, and unfiltered outbursts. Consider this our take on the "Fireside Chats" made popular by former President Franklin D. Roosevelt. But with more dick jokes.

H'what's up, Creeps?! We're back from our Holiday Hiatus with a brand spankin' new episode! Taking a step away from covering YOUR favorite horror things, this week - we're covering one of OUR favorite horror things. And BOY is it terrible. We're taking a dive into the less "influential" arena of the 80s slasher boom with "Slumber Party Massacre!" Try to eeeeeenjoy!!

h’What’s up Creeps?! It’s time for the podcast that we do on the side of our regular podcast, the sidecast - it’s on the side - and this week we’re talking listener questions almost exclusively from our private Facebook group. Listen in as we discuss our favorite films outside of the horror genre, the behind the scenes of why it takes us so long to record and release episodes, and who we’d fuck, marry, or kill out of Jason, Freddy, and the Babadook. It’s quite possibly the most insightful episode of the sidecast yet! --- Be sure to follow us on Facebook (@ The Horrorfied Podcast), Twitter and Instagram (@HorrorfiedPod), and drop us an email at horrorfiedpodcast@gmail.com! Snag some merch (with some special, spooky limited designs!) at horrorfiedstorecast.threadless.com and show your off your spooky!! DISCLAIMER: All sound bites, songs, and film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with the Horrorfied Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. The Horrorfied theme was composed by us: The Horrorfied Podcast. All original music was composed and mixed by Xack Brame (unless otherwise specified). All original characters are property of The Horrorfied Podcast, Ash Tree Lane, and Authentically Odd Productions. Horrorfied is recorded at ______________ in Chicago, IL and is a Scary Bird/Ash Tree Lane production. All episodes of The Horrorfied Podcast are mixed and mastered by Xack Brame. Thank you and stay tuned for more episodes of The Horrorfied Podcast.

h’What’s up Creeps?! It’s time for the podcast that we do on the side of our regular podcast, the sidecast - it’s on the side - and this week we’re talking listener questions almost exclusively from our private Facebook group. Listen in as we discuss our favorite films outside of the horror genre, the behind the scenes of why it takes us so long to record and release episodes, and who we’d fuck, marry, or kill out of Jason, Freddy, and the Babadook. It’s quite possibly the most insightful episode of the sidecast yet! --- Be sure to follow us on Facebook (@ The Horrorfied Podcast), Twitter and Instagram (@HorrorfiedPod), and drop us an email at horrorfiedpodcast@gmail.com! Snag some merch (with some special, spooky limited designs!) at horrorfiedstorecast.threadless.com and show your off your spooky!! DISCLAIMER: All sound bites, songs, and film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with the Horrorfied Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. The Horrorfied theme was composed by us: The Horrorfied Podcast. All original music was composed and mixed by Xack Brame (unless otherwise specified). All original characters are property of The Horrorfied Podcast, Ash Tree Lane, and Authentically Odd Productions. Horrorfied is recorded at ______________ in Chicago, IL and is a Scary Bird/Ash Tree Lane production. All episodes of The Horrorfied Podcast are mixed and mastered by Xack Brame. Thank you and stay tuned for more episodes of The Horrorfied Podcast.

h'What's up, Creeps? We're back (albeit somewhat late) with our Two Year Anniversary special! After a brief retrospective we dive into a film that apparently had consumers vomiting in the theaters: the 2016 instant classic 'Raw'. Raw is a wonderful little tale about an astute vegetarian who let's go of all of her morals once she begins attending Veterinarian school. So kick back and get those appetites under control in this finger lickin' good episode of the Horrorfied Podcast. EEEEEEEEEENJOY! This weeks musical guest was: Take The Reins Take The Reins is a punk band from the suburbs of Chicago and they deserve your money. Everything we played on this episode came from their 2017 album ‘Addiction by Subtraction' and is available here: https://takethereins.bandcamp.com Be sure to follow us on Facebook @ The Horrorfied Podcast, Twitter and Instagram @ HorrorfiedPod, and drop us an email at horrorfiedpodcast@gmail.com! Snag some merch (with some special, spooky limited designs!) at horrorfiedstorecast.threadless.com and show your off your spooky!! DISCLAIMER: All sound bites, songs, and film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with the Horrorfied Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. The Horrorfied theme was composed by us: The Horrorfied Podcast. All original music was composed and mixed by Xack Brame (unless otherwise specified). All original characters are property of The Horrorfied Podcast, Ash Tree Lane, and Authentically Odd Productions. Horrorfied is recorded at ______________ in Chicago, IL and is a Scary Bird/Ash Tree Lane production. All episodes of The Horrorfied Podcast are mixed and mastered by Xack Brame. Thank you and stay tuned for more episodes of The Horrorfied Podcast.

Say what? You're back at work after a long Thanksgiving break and want something to break up the horrid monotony of your day job? Well slap my ass, Karen - because we've got a brand new Sidecast episode to tickle your dinkle and get you through the day. Put it in your mouth and wash it down with a glass of leftover Thanksgiving gravy, Creeps!