The Hot Steaming Pod

You have been chosen to put together the ultimate fighting team! Who do you pick for your team? Find out the ultimate ragtag team of disposable bodies that Scott and Ashe come up with and see if you can beat it. Tweet us #HSPodFights

Time to rock out with your bits reasonably covered. After last episodes controverstial discusion, we decided to go light and funny. We are talking music and making our own dream supergroups. Some are amazing and others are just wrong! Join it! #HSPod!

Are you easily offended? Do you think two white, middle aged, straight (borderline), guys shouldn’t have opinions on things? Wow. Really?  You do. Ouch. Ok. You might want to give this one a miss. However, if there isn’t enough rage in you against the “machine” then feel free to fuel up with us. Remember clever insults on Twitter though ok? It only stings out hearts if it’s well crafted. #HSPod

Hey, there good lookin’? What’s your type? Really? Are you into that? What about two jerks talking smack on a podcast? Does that do it for you?  Well, you’re in luck! I have it right here. They are talking about personality quizzes, horoscopes, tarot cards, and sexy dreams & meditation (Warning: Dreams may not be sexy…might actually be disturbing.) Enjoy. #HSPod

You know? Some people don’t like the filthy language that is used in this podcast from time to time. Some even ask “what would we do if people heard it like your kids or bosses?” Well…this episode is for them. All 55 filthy minutes of it. Enjoy!

It seems like everyone and their dog, as well as their dog’s best friend’s sister’s mother’s next door neighbour’s favourite celebrity is thinking of running for a political position and DAMNIT! We don’t want to miss out! We talk party, policies, and who we might use one of our “secret kills” on.  Vote for #HSPod!

So let’s get this right.  When you are a kid all you want to be is a grown up because it’s going to be awesome. Then you become an adult and for the most part, it kinda sucks.  What the hell?  How does that make sense?  This is exactly what the boys are digging into in this episode. They will talk misconceptions about growing up, trends that they think are dumb, the thing from childhood they still don’t get and talk about their first “get off the lawn” moments.

It’s time to LAYITH the SMACKITH down! Scott and Ashe are talking about insults. The good ones, the bad ones, and the ones that will crush your soul. What are your favourite slams? Let us know using the #HSPod

Oh, it’s on! We are diving into the dark parts of the internet and our own pasts as we discuss urban legends that happened to everyone’s cousin’s best friend’s dog. We are also making fun of flat Earthers….because that’s just dumb. Join us in the conversation #HSPod.

So we’ve had some time off. NOT because we didn’t record but because the record was messed up and you know…life. But we’re back and here’s the latest. We are talking guilty pleasures of film, television, music and food! Learn about some obscure stuff and more of the two idiots talking. Let us know your guilty pleasures using #HSPod on Twitter or Facebook.

First, we conquered the small screen, then we set our sights on the big screen and nailed it! Now, it’s time for a little bleep-bloop action as we come up with the next big thing in video games. Ok, it’s not an original idea, but it’s messed up and would be so much fun. Hey, game companies, feel free to back up the bank trucks to our houses. We are ready to sell! What type of game would you make? Join the conversation using #HSPod

First, they conquered the television and now they take their special brand of nonsense to the silver screen.  What demented and fun flick will the boys come up with? Send us your ideas using #HSpod

Showbusiness is about making a mark and damn it we are going to make a mark by coming up with the strangest idea for a TV show ever! Now to write it and we will be doing a read of it once it’s done. #HSPod

Folks loved the new superhero sweeping the world, The CarJacker! Now in a special mini-sode, and because it was Easter and we didn’t get to record, here is the wonderful story of The Carjacker without the rest of the episode around it!  Enjoy!  CARJAAACKAH!

Oh no!  That’s my jam!  Clear the dance floor because we are about to get dope master funky on this track.  I don’t know what I wrote, but in this episode, we talk about the great tunes on the past, the crappy tunes of now, and are scared like the old men we are about the music of tomorrow.  Join us in the bunker! #HSPod

Moments from the past that keep haunting you.  Especially when you can’t sleep at 3AM.  They are a pain in the bum, but can also be hilarious. The boys try to sort through their mental baggage in the most hilarious way possible. Join us #HSPod

This might be Scott’s favourite episode of ALL TIME!  Not only is there an impromptu creation of what has to be the greatest superhero of all time, his backstory, and his arch nemesis, but Ashe laughs so hard that he’s in physical pain.  Oh yeah, and they try to stick to the topic of inventions.  It’s mostly the superhero and laughing till it hurts stuff.  Enjoy it while it’s fresh! CAR JACKER!

The old memory lane.  You can get lost down that street.  It’s fun to look back, but if you stay too long, that can get sad real quick. In this episode, Ashe and Scott talk about the things that they loved as kids that sucked when they revisited them recently, what needs to comeback, and what can stay gone!  Join us for the conversation #HSPod

Our phasers are set to kick ass, out lightsabers are out, and our clothes are torn from our hulking out so that only our purple pants turn shorts are covering the junk.  It’s time for a bit of good old fashion nerd rage from a couple of old nerds!  Get in it! #HSPod!

People are loving the outtakes at the end of each of the new episodes, and some don’t even know they are there.  So we thought we would cater to both by making an entire mini-sode from the outtakes of the last few episodes.  Enjoy…or don’t.  You can ignore this special gift exists.