The Idiot's Guide to Everything

Dating in 2016 is a tricky business, and there's no one who knows it better than these two idiots. This week we carry on the goal of trying to find Chris a date, Dan shares his tips to go from date 1 to the 1 year anniversary, and we're joined in the studio by Lee Weir: Marriage Celebrant to chat about the merits of marriage, something Chris needs some convincing of...

This week we get back into the groove as we discuss all things TV. Dan pitches a new TV show idea to Netflix, Chris has been rejected by a reality TV show (twice), and we open up the mailbag to address some feedback.

Hold on to your hats, cause this week things get bumpy. Tensions are high in the studio this week as we attempt to cover off on magic. Dan shares his contentious views on what magic is, and as always we wash off the regret of the podcast with shower chat. If you're sensitive to swearing, this week is not for you!

The final in our US Presidential election episodes, we're joined by Jim Cawthorn to discuss the election 2016. We discover there are more than 2 options, discuss the bizarre way the US elections work.

Things take a spooky turn for the idiots as they cover off the topic of Halloween. They visit a haunted house in Auckland, share tales of costume mishaps, and hear some "spooky" ghost stories.

This week regularly scheduled podcasts resume as we get into the man behind the fake tan, Donald Trump. After going through some of his policies and amazing soundbite from the debate, we are lucky enough to be joined by the man himself on the phone. We also get the word on the street from our inside man, The Mole.

This week we get a bit more serious as we're joined by guest Harley Neville of Pigville productions and The Guy and Harley Podcast. We chat with Harley about being an independant filmmaker and the process of making a feature film on a budget. Chris and Dan also have a go at being poets and enter into a poetry battle, and tackle some of their issues in this weeks shower chat.Find some of Harley's content on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Pigville2Check out The Guy and Harley podcast here: http://guyandharleypodcast.libsyn.com/Follow us on social media:Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theidiotsguideshow/Instagram: instagram.com/theidiotsguideshow/Twitter: https://twitter.com/theidiotsguideSnapchat: @cjsissingh / @danwebby

Things get outta this world as the idiot's take on extra terrestrial beings and UFOs. We hear from people who have had a real alien encounter, Dan shares his very plausible and definitely true UFO story, as well as delving into well known UFO theories.If you have anything to contribute, get in touch on theidiotsguideshow@gmail.com or @theidiotsguide on twitter.

Go go gadget PODCAST! This week the idiots are all about the latest gadgets. Chris drones on about drones for a while and Dan gets all nostalgic for the gadgets of the past.Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, links at theidiotsguide.show.Find us on snapchat @cjsissingh, @danwebby

This week we're joined by our special political correspondant Jim Cawthorn for part 1 on the US election. We delve into who Hillary is, some of her policies, rumours around her illness and conspiracy theories surrounding her. We attempt our own political party policies, for our ideal New Zealand.

The vast animal kingdom is incredibly complex and intricate. The perfect topic for two idiot's to delve into. And that's exactly what happens on this weeks episode. These two idiots look into endangered animals, rattle off some weird and interesting animal facts, and invent their own weird hybrid animals.As always, you can get in touch with any feedback at theidiotsguideshow@gmail.com. Or find all social media links on theidiotsguide.show.

This week the guys discuss bucket lists. After blabbing on about what's on their lists, they explore some of the weird bucket list items there are out there. With one day left to live, how would they spend their day.

The guys embrace their childish side this week, covering off cartoons. Its not all child's plays, as they go through their favourite cartoons as kids, but are waylayed by something of a more adult nature. Chris pitches his fresh idea for a new cartoon, and as always, the guys catch up with some shower chat.

Not quite the episode that was promised, the idiots are back in the studio after Dan lost his phone with the podcast on it. This podcast is just a tribute.After covering off on their road trip last weekend, and the mishaps, the lads go through the pros and cons of hostel accommodation, not to mention one of the best parody songs you'll hear.

This week the lads are walking on eggshells trying to keep things politically correct. Delving into the multi-cultural melting pot thati is New Zealand. A new game is introduced, and the old staples of the intro competition and showers chat are back.

This week the boys dive into the world of health and fitness. Chris talks about his hate for vegans and Dan has an interesting observation about the Paleo Diet.

With the Olympics kicking off on Saturday, what better time to cover off on the Olympics. The guys compare the modern games with the ancient olympics, decide which sports they'd be best to compete in, and go further afield on tangents than ever before.

This week the lads get all arty farty and look into the colourfull world of art. Dan shares his views on why he thinks art is boring and they issue themselves a new 'challenge'.

This week the boys dive into the deep ocean that is the World Wide Web. Dan admits his obsesion with 'The Dark Web' and Chris has come up with a new listener competition.

After briefly mentioning it last week, Pokemon Go has taken the world by storm. The Idiots decided to dedicate an entire episode to the world of Pokémon, and Pokémon Go. It diverges into a 90s remisce and the lads remember all the fads from their childhood, like chatter rings, tazos, odd boss and yo-yos. Subscribe on iTunes, listen to our back catalogue on iTunes or Spreaker. If you enjoyed the show, be sure to leave us a good review!