The Justin Johnson Show

Comedian Justin J. Johnson tackles the toughest issue in this great nation: Nuts.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson takes a rough walk in which he encounters numerous obstacles and comes to a starting realization about Apple.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why you should limit your eccentricities at 3 or less, but then realizes sometimes you just have to Mountain Dew it.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson is on a path to "I don't know" and he discusses drinking games, friends, thoughts, palm trees, guys atop a palm tree, economopoliticalness, car alarms, wage fairness, monkeys, squirrels and more!

Comedian Justin J. Johnson returns with a new phone and a burial wish!

Weird call in to report a suspicious person.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson explores the obstacles hot sauce packets present, but is interrupted by siren machines.

Steve has an awful canker sore and nothing will help get rid of it!

Jim logs some ideas in his journal.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson gives a year end wrap up! Don't get the flu, emergen-c, folk music, time traveling, hippy medicine, wellness formula, involuntarily drawing wolf rainbows, inspiration, cutting people off in monster trucks for McDonalds and more!

Comedian Justin J. Johnson can't stop getting bit by bugs, despite asking his not friends friends. Is this leading to the end of the world? Will bugs take over the world?!?

Comedian Justin J. Johnson returns to FORM and tells you about Tabasco Buffalo Hot Sauce! Spoiler Alert: it's dope as shit!

Comedian Justin J. Johnson makes gross noises, sinus problems, new iPhones, breaking it to you, breaking it down, being below average, sneezing, and lovely attire.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses what the spices of life are, why salt makes you stupid and what it is, mo money mo problems, and Jesus Christ driving a Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Mr. Olsen's "A Teacher's Audio Diary." Principal Smith has instructed Mr. Olsen to keep an audio diary after many encounters with a student, Leif Ericson. Apparently Leif has been playing pranks on Mr. Olsen. *Warning - Mr. Olsen uses foul language. He's going through a rough time, so give him a break.

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses the rejected version of Christmas Time is Here, a new character for Google, woves, post Christmas Christmas Tree lots, puddles, and what's best to order at Chipotle.

Why call this a demo? I'm not sure, I'm sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here's a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album...we'll see! Possum in My Christmas Tree!

Comedian Justin J. Johnson discusses why Santa Claus says "ho, ho, ho," lung disease, notoriety, noises, foul mouths, Frosty the Snowman, addiction, and of course, how dumb electric cigarettes look!

Why call this a demo? I'm not sure, I'm sure not going to be able to keep pace any better, or play any better. Regardless, here's a cut from what could be a potential X-mas album...we'll see! Santa Claus Has a Drinking Problem by Justin J. Johnson

Comedian Justin J. Johnson takes a boring experience and makes it ELECTRIFYING by playing guitar and harmonica while he tells it.