The Minute Hour

A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you (been my friend) Normal I like em a bit more (nothing) But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel (fine) I wanted to tell you All the (good) things I would've done But I couldn't muster the courage to do it So instead I wrote this song It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to (talk) In your (phone) I wanted to give your (groceries) a rest In my hand I wanted to show you My (song) I wanted to see if it made you (laugh) But I guess not It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to (talk) In your (phone) Or anywhere else that you like would be nice Even twice For you babe, I woulda (paid my phone bill) But now you're gone All that's left is this song When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along Or are those days Are those days are those days Long gone It's more than love It's more than fate That I only (uhh) When I (uhhhhhhhhh) NO! It's more than love! It's more than fate! I wanna (BAPBAPBAPBAAAAA NA NA NANAA) ! in your face! and put a baby inside ya I just can't deny I gotta (nothing) With your name on it! (But now you're gone) I got a (nothing) I wrote your name on it (You're so far gone) I got a (nothing) And there's no shame in it! (When ya hear this song) Will we still get along? Will we still get along?

A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you turned me on Normal I like em a bit more curvy But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel wrong I wanted to tell you All the disgusting things I would've done But I couldn't muster the courage to do it So instead I wrote this song It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to cum In your face I wanted to give your breasts a rest In my hand I wanted to show you My cock I wanted to see if it made you hot But I guess not It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to cum In your face Or anywhere else that you like would be nice Even twice For you babe, I woulda gone all night But now you're gone All that's left is this song When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along Or are those days Are those days are those days Long gone It's more than love It's more than fate That I only came When I masturbate NO! It's more than love! It's more than fate! I wanna cum ! in your face! and put a baby inside ya I just can't deny I gotta boner With your name on it! (But now you're gone) I got a boner I wrote your name on it (You're so far gone) I got a boner And there's no shame in it! (When ya hear this song) We will still get along? We we still get along?

Written & Recorded by TMH Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock additional writing by "The Gamer" album art by Andrew Sutliff (https://www.instagram.com/ohnodinos/) MARKUS & MINKUS 0:00 - The Manor 1:03 - The Bedroom 2:38 - The Great Hall 3:57 - The Pineapple 7:26 - The Frame 12:59 - The Shed 18:12 - The Hogarty's 20:14 - The Sacrifice 22:54 - The Gold

This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022. Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to theminutehour@gmail.com with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth. -- NEW COMMISSION RATES -- If you want me to read a script - $40 for 1 minute of recorded lines +$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max) If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea - $50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects +$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max) CREDITS 0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration) 1:18 2. Tools Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer) 2:22 3. Dirty Bird Big Raim (inspiration) 3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter BubbaJonezz (premise) Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young) 6:06 5. Class Participation Daniel Gross (premise) 8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency Big Raim (premise) Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod) 9:56 7. Crystal Healer Nequies (premise) 10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 12:20 9. Make It Backwards A.A. (inspiration) Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons) 14:12 10. Country Song Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer) 16:15 11. Mealz Myron (premise/co-writer) Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM 18:34 12. Bear With Me SBS (premise) 19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of) 20:55 14. DIGMEOUT Chris B (premise) 21:52 15. Soap Chicken tehtyde (premise) 23:44 16. The Birthday Song K.R. (inspiration) 24:53 17. Nice Tux Anonymous (writer) Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy) 26:03 18. Rami's Mind Qanye (premise) 27:28 19. Tenet N.V. (premise) 28:49 20. Pantless Man Anonymous (premise/co-writer) Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie) 30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer) Music - "untitled192" (tmh) 32:55 22. Goblin in Space Gepherey (premise) 33:29 23. Totino Knows Anonymous (premise/co-writer) 34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2 Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy John V. (premise) 38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer) 39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer Jerry Harkins (premise) Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens) 41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude DOODmarine (writer) 41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)

FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS BACK WHEN IT CAME OUT! OOPS! SIGNAL RETURN 06: VOTE directed/edited by MoxieFamous original HUD design by FOD Signal Return is a collaborative project made with contributions from the tmh_tml community. discord.gg/zx5PYst 0:00 - Intro MUS: Rapiddd 0:22 - Care to Explain? MUS: Rapiddd AUD: Lief-Kynes VID: Darryl from A.N.T. Farm 0:38 - Title Screen MUS: Grawk VID: Jammho 0:53 - Episode Six MUS: Grawk VID: Grandbadger 1:08 - VOTE MUS: Grawk AUS: Burritos / GreyscalePeacock / Naztheros VID: ClassicOz 1:45 - Domino's MUS: Jammho AUD: SrupZ / Cube Cubed VID: Jammho 3:10 - Missed Call ALL: Yerg 3:42 - GOATS MUS: Slammity_dan / GreyscalePeacock VID: Jammho 4:06 - Dating Type ALL: Yerg / sundaybrunchspinster / bill_murray 5:57 - Big Monkey MUS: Dad VID: Grandbadger 6:58 - Vitamin C MUS: Lober VID: THTM 9:18 - I Luv Womyn MUS: The Yellow Shirt Man VID: SrupZ_ / not a robot / XxmichaelxX / bDwS 10:30 - Bumper MUS: Kilroy VID: ChopNotSlop 10:44 - Clocked AUD: TMH 13:48 - Bug Brigade MUS: MasterSquinch AUD: GreyscalePeacock VID: bDwS 14:44 - Bumper MUS: GreyscalePeacock 14:52 - Force Felt AUD: Dr. Elmayo VID: ChopNotSlop / Pea 17:26 - Walk in the Park AUD: SneakyHere MUS: sundaybrunchspinster VID: sergeant kipling 18:35 - Bumper MUS: Grawk 18:59 - OFF THE AIR MUS: Grawk Aud: CrunchyEater VID: Sergeant Kipling 19:13 - Butwat (App) MUS: Grawk AUD: TMH VID: Ethanol 20:01 - Eat Your Vegetables AUD: SneakyHere 21:10 - Credits VID: MoxieFamous MUS: sundaybrunchspinster

song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois SUPPORT DRUE (the animator) by buying his new BOP shirt - https://drues-store.creator-spring.com/listing/head_bopper OR join his PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/drue_langlois I also have a patreon - https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour animation for this song - https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I original bop video - https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE

the minute hour music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST

Ok, google? Thank you. google, facebook, amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom makin the internet a better place it used to be shady it used to be hectic it used to be so dang eclectic not anymore, those days are gone thanks to google, facebook, and amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on) There's nothing very scary We capped the hate (goodbye hate) But careful what you say that could incriminate (careful what you say) And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!) I use facebook to check up on my former friends and amazon to buy my shit, get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs) I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers but there's no danger no there's no danger if they mess with me, I'll call the cops and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon maybe you been buyin' stuff to build a bomb or maybe you been lyin maybe you been wrong and we'll find it find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon oh we'll hunt it down and then we'll spread it around and that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!) thanks google, facebook, and amazon you made the internet a perfect place for us to say whatever you want (I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for) and we don't deserve you and just we live to serve you won't you plug us into the machine and let our bodies be as one and join our brain with jeff bezos

A lil compilation of bits/skits. music, writing, voices, editing by the minute hour https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

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A couple months ago I went on a road trip to meet up with some old friends I hadn't seen in awhile, as well as old internet friends who I had yet to meet in real life. I made 9 stops in 17 days across 4000 miles. I recorded 110 hours of audio on the trip with a friend's mobile microphone and I'm now editing it into a little documentary series called "Car Man." This is episode 1, where I meet up with my good friend Bubba Coolguy for a night of drinking and pizza and The Godfather Part 3. Album art from FRUNTPORCH - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC855A0Fbx1EFEpP3_CSonVw https://www.instagram.com/fruntporch/ CONTENTS 0:37 - Car Man's Theme 1:38 - Driving to Bubba's (intro, sexy pedal) 2:57 - Christian radio, seeking 4:24 - Arriving at Bubba's 5:30 - Sardines 7:56 - Don Draper 9:21 - Bubba Bathes Sometimes 11:11 - Retaining Walls 12:16 - The Godfather, Pt 3 13:49 - Late night walk (pimp, sex store) 16:09 - Bubba's dream 17:19 - Bubba's first hentai 18:18 - Retaining Walls, Pt 2 19:16 - Departure Next episode featuring Turnip.

not really an album, just a dump of some music I've made on the computer since the last one of these (https://youtu.be/8xvz25CPRkM) - feel free to use any of these tracks in your creative projects, a lot of them can be easily looped. 0:00 - 1. 130 1:02 - 2. 119 2:06 - 3. 120 (from "The Rules of Chadds") 3:20 - 4. 128 4:33 - 5. 51 5:13 - 6. 129 6:40 - 7. 134 7:34 - 8. 45 (from "Welcome to Fockmart") 8:57 - 9. 135 9:56 - 10. 136 11:08 - 11. 123 (from "Manbits") 12:25 - 12. 133 13:03 - 13. 155 14:41 - 14. 141 15:37 - 15. 147 16:55 - 16. 122 (from "Manbits") 19:08 - 17. 127 20:37 - 18. 125

King Bitch ova hea.

Greyscale Peacock (https://soundcloud.com/gpianops) sent me this kick ass funky ass version of The Bugs Are Back! so I'm posting it here. Check out his soundcloud, he's contributed a bunch of stuff to TMH_TML projects in the past.

written by turnip\nvoiced/edited by tmh\nmusic by philip glass\nfrom \"The Photographer\"

https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour

another song for that children\'s album that I am very slowly making.\nchords, E7 - A7\n\nlyrics:\nthe bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3\nyeah they\'re back, back\nand they\'re on the attack!\nthe bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3\nyeah they\'re back, back\nand they\'re on the attack!\n\nit\'s springtime now all the bugs came to life\nthey crawled outta the earth\nand into my night-MARES\nI tell you i\'m so SCARED\nI know they\'re itty bitty and I know that I don\'t! care!\nwhat\'s goin\' on in a bug\'s brain?\nwhy they actin\' so strange?\ncan they even feel pain?\nI don\'t know I only know\n\nthe bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3\nyeah they\'re back, back\nand they\'re on the attack!\nthe bugs are back! (the bugs are back baby!) x 3\nyeah they\'re back\nand they want you for a snack!\n\nmosquitoes! bitin\' my leg!\nbeetles! makin\' me sick!\ncentipedes! I neva seen one\nbut if I did\nyou know you KNOW I\'d be screamin\'!\nants! now they\'re not so scary...\nbut spiders! when their legs get hairy...\nI swear if I saw a fairy\nI\'d think it was a bug and smush it like a berry!\n\nthe bugs are back x4\nthey\'re livin\' in the trees\nthey\'re flyin\' so free\nget away from me\noh bug is a verb and it means you bother me\n\nthe war has begun\nthey outnumber us a million to one\nan ant can lift a hundred thousand tons\n25 of them and we\'ll be done\n\nRUN!\n\nthe bugs are back x8

everybody does this, right??\nchords: D - C - G\nlast part is D - Am7 - C - G\n\nlyrics:\nat the end of the day, when I feel like relaxin\'\nI whip out my phone and start stalkin\' my exes\nstalkin\' my exes on the internet\nyeah, if she\'s got a twitter, you know that I follow\nand if she\'s got an insta, you know I got around her block\nwith my alternate accounts, yeah I got alternate accounts\nand she didn\'t count on my alternate accounts\nif you\'re my ex and you\'re listening to this\nI promise you, it\'s not a threat\nI\'m just a curious little cat\nand I\'m gonna stalk you on the internet\n\nI love to stalk you on the internet\nI love to see you tryin\' to impress all your friends\nI love to stalk you on the internet\nI love to judge the caliber of guy that you\'re with\nI love to stalk you on the internet\nit\'s so easy to do, it\'s practically effortless\nand I love on your snapchat you\'ve got gps\ncause that way I know exactly where you is!\nand I can stay far away from you\nbut still I know exactly what you\'re up to\nis it a healthy thing to do?\nno\nbut tell me you don\'t do it too\n\nwe all stalk our exes on the internet\nit\'s the natural end to modern relationship\nwe all stalk our exes on the internet\nmaybe once maybe twice or every night before bed\nwe all stalk our exes on the internet\nand if you\'re shakin\' your head, I think that you\'re full of shit\ncause it\'s all right there on the internet\nand god help you if you\'re trying to forget\n\nno matter how far away I get\nI\'m really ever only just a few clicks\nI\'m gonna see everything you said\nI see you when you\'re lonely and I see you talkin\' shit\nwhen I think of all the time that I spent\nscrollin\' through my phone sittin\' up in bed\nsurely the lowest form of entertainment\nit\'s like reality tv except it\'s all about my ex\n\nI love your breakdowns\nI love your fakeouts\nI love your face when\nyou get your breakouts\nI track your mileage\nyour gingivitis\nand when your teeth rot\nI take a screenshot\n\nI stalk my exes\nwoah!

golly... what a goof. patreon.com/theminutehour