The Morning Laughter (The Night Before)

Happy Boxing Day you little rascals! It's a festive special this week, so in true MLP fashion, we are putting pop culture icons on blast.  We're talking selling sunset, we're talking about Miss Adele Adkins, her gatekeeping of wine, and also about just how confusing climate change is. Do you need a celebrity dating agency? The girls have got you covered. Gay cousins? Check. And just for the record, Zoe is a bit more than an ally. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

Can you believe? We had a full Christmas special ready to go and BAM! She got omicron! She’s already started isolating and should be ready for Boxing Day, but until then, we’ve got a sneak peak that is still latty flowing negative. This week’s sneak peek is a worried listener who is facing a backlash following the exposure of their office Christmas party in 2020. Feeling pissed? You should be! Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

Step into The Church of Alex & Zoe my dudes because it is time to confess! We called out for your anonymous confessions on Instagram and we did not expect to be shook to our cores quite so violently. What can you expect this week? Stories of deceitful friends, chronic liars, elusive gay cousins, and tales of hookup sauce, expelled prematurely in a car park. We're not joking - our listeners are AWFUL. Strap in, its confessions week. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

It's another sneak peek week you set of radgepackets! As some of you may know, we put out a request for outrageous confessions and christ alive did you deliver! As per usual, we can't publish the episode just yet (we're still waiting for all of your parents to sign the release papers before we can put it out) but we do have a little smidge of muck to bless you with. We're not joking, whatever you got up to this weekend, just be glad you didn't have to 'drop the kids off' in a car park at 1am. We hope you enjoy and can't wait for the full episode to drop x Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

The girls are back! Season 3 is here my dudes and Alex and Zoë are so ready for you! They might be apart but thanks to our team of engineers, The Morning Laughter Podcast will be entertaining you through the festive season and countering as much of your seasonal affective disorder as possible. Alex is burping, ordering chicken yakitori, and Zoë has ruffled the collars of foodies over her controversial views on garlic. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

We’re back! But this time we’re podding from home! Whilst Alex is exiled in her childhood home, Zoë is dialling her in using the wonders of modern technology. This week, we’re teasing you with a prediction of how Alex’s date in Leeds is going to go. Spoiler alert, he’s getting a Peroni, she’s getting the Chicken Yakitori. Could Zoë have been Mystic Meg in a past life? It’s highly likely. Stay tuned for the full episode, dropping next Sunday xxx

We’re back! And this week - everybody getting count bin-faced. As per, we’re divulging the celebrity goss of the last few weeks and chipping in with opinions that nobody asked for but everybody needs. For example, Billie Eilish took our advice and got her fantastic chebs out on the cover of Vogue. Dua Lipa wore a piss yellow strumpet dress at the brits and offered Harry Styles a blowie for £4. Alex and Zoë talk bottomless brunch and the only way to do it properly (black out). We decide that sex is thinking space and an opportunity to get your mindful minutes in. Finally, Mob Kitchen Gaslit Zoë and we’re gonna put them on blast with their heinous wheel-of-fortune recipes. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

You'll never believe what happened to this week's episode! Alex is continuing to be awful with money, and traded the recording in to her local Cash For Gold. Rumour has it that she got a decent wad in return for the zinging content though.  Whilst we don't yet have enough money to buy it back, Zoë did have a whip-round at work and was able to buy back a short 2-minute segment for you all to enjoy whilst we save up enough money to get the full episode back for you. This week, you'll be hearing about Dua Lipa's new role in the Les Mis porno, offering blowies for £4 like a Morning Laughter regular in her piss-yellow dress. Zoë is putting Mob Kitchen on blast by exposing their heinous 'wheel-of-fortune' recipes. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

Phew! It's Taurus season and it shows! This week, the girls are relishing in life's simple pleasures. Whether that's a tour of a farm over zoom or a hardcore POV porn video starring Brick Danger.  Alex introduces us to the Listerine advert, claims that ALL gingers are packing, and compares her love life to the parasitic salmon featured in Seaspiracy. Meanwhile Zoe is being the landlord of Depop, watching blackhead removals on Youtube, and describes just how half-hearted her wanks are right now. Thanks Covid! These girls are losing their minds so you better listen! Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

In the words of Davina - "fancy another one?" We hear you! Podcasts are YOUR only vice too and so it's only fair that we share some A&Z with you. Unfortunately, episode 6 is currently too outrageous for us to publish this week. We're still waiting for clearance from the Home Office, but until then, we have TWO saucy tidbits that the government did give us the green light to publish. Hear about the correlation between parasitic salmon and Alex's sex life. Also on the SP, we're putting Monzo on BLAST! They are scroungers and we're ready to doxx them on the pod. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

Happy Sunday pigs! This week it’s updates from A to Z. No, we haven’t invented a new letter of the alphabet, it’s something much much sexier. Where do we start? We’ve planned Alex’s funeral, agreed that dying would be kinda nice, and Zoe has something sexist to say. We talk gay greek mythology erotica, Zoe’s dino ride trauma, and the reasons why Chardonnay is BANNED from our houses. Finally, we look back on Trans Day of Visibility and recognise Alex as the silly little girl that she is. Strap in, it’s a hot girl podcast! Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

We know you\'re gasping for us, and so this week we\'re treating you to a special sneak peek of episode 5!\r\n\nThis poor listener got let down by a Spareroom viewing. She shelled out a lot of money on wine and they let her down!\r\n\nBut don\'t worry, our Hangxiety Aunts are not having any of this 2020 energy.\r\n\nWe\'re back next week with the full episode, but hope this whets your insatiable appetites for pod.\r\n\nFollow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com\r\n\nWant to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us?\r\n\nGet in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com\r\n\nHosts: Alex & Zoe\r\n\nProducer: Jack Elliott\r\n\nCreative Director: Ella Harriet\r\n

So the Government have finally let you out the house and you\'re feeling pretty rough? \r\n\nWell never fear, cause the girls and professional media darling Riyadh Khalaf are here to coach you through this first brutal hangover.\r\n\nWe\'ll be talking Wakefield pie-shops, how Alex\'s night out in Ireland ended up with anal in the streets, and we\'ll be hearing what a Celebrity Masterchef winner likes to eat the morning after a heavy one (it\'s vile).\r\n\nFollow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com\r\n\nWant to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us?\r\n\nGet in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com\r\n\nHosts: Alex & Zoe\r\n\nProducer: Jack Elliott\r\n\nCreative Director: Ella Harriet\r\n

So the Government have finally let you out the house and you're feeling pretty rough?  Well never fear, cause the girls and professional media darling Riyadh Khalaf are here to coach you through this first brutal hangover. We'll be talking Wakefield pie-shops, how Alex's night out in Ireland ended up with anal in the streets, and we'll be hearing what a Celebrity Masterchef winner likes to eat the morning after a heavy one (it's vile). Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

Okay, so we weren’t sufficiently medicated to bring you an episode last week, but this week we cracked out the sertraline and brambles to bring you an episode with just the two of us!  We are getting our Robert Peston on by asking each other some really tough questions, like, name your top 5 celebrity crushes, what would your drag race alter-ego be, how on EARTH we are going to get skinny for the roadmap and, of course... our first ever sex dream (hint: one of them involves children’s tv characters).  You shouldn’t miss this one - it’s DERANGED! Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

It's Valentine's Day and we're horny baby! In addition to speaking to a genuine real life in-love couple, we’re answering the questions plaguing every inch of our rotting tiny minds. What do Alex's crabs have in common with the extinction of the dinosaurs?  What is the etymology of the word 'tuppy'? Why does Zoe need vodka to feel alive? You want answer? You're gonna have to click play you fool! Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

We’re back! And this time? We’re depressed.  Lockdown has reached our frontal lobes so it’s time to talk. New Years goals and New Years fears mixed with some New Years Beers - coming through with Episode 1 Series 2.  Your favourite OTP is coming at you with the questions of the month: what are we binging? How are we feeling? And of course, how are we punishing ourselves in 2021?  Digressions include Getting Shot By A Loved One, how not to be therapised and being radicalised by Reddit. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com  Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us?  Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe  Producer: Jack Elliott  Creative Director: Ella Harriet

Hey! Missed us? No? Whatever! Its still lockdown baby, which basically means we still have way too much time and trauma to stop now! Now that we’re aggressively pregnant with season two, we thought you might appreciate a reminder of how disturbing and wonderful season 1 was.  Call us Jimmy Carr - cause we have your biggest, fattest AND sluttiest clips of the year! You can follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com Hosts: Alex & Zoe  Producer: Jack Elliott  Creative Director: Ella Harriet

Okay, so we just got off the phone with Santa, and he said that this Christmas you asked for an epic season finale of your favourite award-winning podcast?  Is that true? What… a vaccine, you say? No, you must be getting confused, he definitely said you wanted a 40-minute episode of the Morning Laughter podcast, with a very special guest and random Christmas themed musical interludes. Look, we’re just repeating what we heard, you don’t have to get cross. So now you’re calling Santa a liar? Right. Very mature. Well, whatever. We’ve recorded it anyway. And we’ve got Madonna Kebab. Oh, now you’re interested? That’s right, now, we have the amazing and beautiful drag act that is Madonna Kebab, suddenly you’re all over it? So predictable. You know what, fuck YOU. Merry Christmas, and here’s your episode, you PRICK. @madgekebab is our special guest this week and we couldn’t think of a more amazing guest for our season finale. This week, catch us having an early Xmas day, slinging back some snow-balls and snaffling all the good quality street! We even have an impromptu panto performance for you. You can find the stunning and hilarious Madonna Kebab at @madgekebab on instagram.  Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com  Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

Dear Alex and Zoe... help! It’s a hangxiety aunt special!  This week we have been inundated with your disgusting, life ruining problems, but have no fear - as always - we are here to help, fully equipped with a glass of something bubbly and our vast knowledge accumulated over years of terrible dates, failed relationships and poor finances. But first, we have to ask... where were YOU when Princess Diana died? You can follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com  Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at hello@themorninglaughterpodcast.com  Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet