The Mr. Maxwell and Phineas Show

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to watch Stevie realize in real time that his cohost is far more inebriated than expected but holding it together then this is the episode to watch. If not, watch anyway as a sneak peak of all the reaction GIFs we're gonna make.

We discuss the ongoing Iran war, AI targetting civilians in war, the Texas GOP has gotten crazier and scientists apparently haven't been measuring sea level correctly.

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The news horrors keep on coming so we talk about some but then we move into something even more terrifying: What if your autocomplete breaks up with you?

We talk about ICE doing more things we wish they wouldn't, Pam Bondi melting down when questioned about the Epstein Files, shady organizations that influence US governmental policy and at the very end, some good news that gives me some hope.

We discuss going to the goth club, vetoing bullshit bills, and the most mischievous one we've ever stumbled across: Dr. Infinity.

We discuss more ICE BS, Department of Homeland Security violating first amendment rights, and the hosts of The View finally catch up to 2016.

We chat about ICE continuing it's bad behaviour, the Epstein Files connection to 4chan and the modern rise of fascism and then Stevie asked the most important question: What time of day is best?

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We talk about Alex Pretti, how disgusting ICE is, lackluster responses, Baby Boomers, FIFA boycott, some good trans news and AI woes.

We talk about the news, surprising solidarity, and Stevie forces Mika to say horrible, awful things for a sick and twisted "game" for his own amusement. Please don't cancel me.

In which we discuss beanie subscriptions, NEWS, board games, and the best way to win a debate in winter.

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We talk about ICE shenanigans, hobbies, pink hair dye, five finger diamond discounts, and why government officials all have mid spouses.

We discuss the US abduction of President Maduro and his wife Cilia Flores, US ambitions for invading several other Latin American countries, possible takeover of Greenland, the cold blooded murder of Renee Good by ICE agents, and genocide experts expressing worries that transgender Americans are facing genocide at the hands of the US government.

Do we talk about the news? Yup, but no more than usual. We also chat about Wikipedia based creative writing exercises.

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We talk about questionable police vehicles, cool mayors, and uncool weather.