The Podcast Beyond The Pines

On this episode of The Podcast Beyond The Pines, We sit down with some good friends on Thanksgiving and share some great stories from around the world. Stories like Alien Sculptures in Utah, Falling and surviving falls from 10,000 feet, Deer with guns, the famous FBI case of D.B. Cooper, and so much more! You'll just have to listen to find out!  We hope you are thankful for this episode as much as we are! Thank you to all of our listeners and enjoy this episode of The Podcast Beyond The Pines!

Greetings one and all, and Happy Halloween! This week we will be covering a variety of topics all focused around Halloween and the month of October. We are talking 2020 costumes, Spooky Covid-19 erotica, and candy that can kill! So grab your vampire fangs and your pillow cases and follow us to where it is always Halloween.... The Podcast Beyond The Pines! What? Did you think I was talking about Halloween Town? Pfffff......Step aside Jack Skellington.

Welcome back to The Podcast Beyond The Pines! Oh boy! We have a treat for you this week! This week we are discussing some strange and spooky folklore creatures from all around the world! We are talking stuff like Wendigos all the way down to Bloody Mary herself. Speaking of Mary's.......Mary Swehla has also hooked us up with some sweet new intro and outro music that we are absolutely crazy about! We hope you enjoy your stay and thank you for hanging out with... The Podcast Beyond The Pines!!   https://soundcloud.com/mary-swehla Intro- Jupiter Outro- City Rain

Welcome to The Podcast Beyond The Pines, Join us this week with our returning guest Mary Swehla! I would tell you some of the stories we cover in this episode, but there are so many I can't pick favorites. Let's just say there is some theft, some murder, some space stuff, but you'll just have to listen to hear the rest. IF this isn't your first time here you know what you're getting yourself into. Enjoy!

Welcome to The Podcast Beyond The Pines! Join us this week for another Mash-Up episode as we discuss the strange things in the news! Things like destroying a Denny's while naked, Free nuggets from Wendy's, hero cats, and so much more! You'll have to listen to find out the rest!  Also check us out on Spotify! Thank you all for the continued support!

Welcome to The Podcast Beyond The Pines! This week we are discussing sheltering in place in a ghost town, how 5G caused the Covid-19 outbreak, how day to day zoo operations are impacted by this current pandemic, and much more! But you'll have to listen to find out!  Thank you again to all of our listeners and supporters! Enjoy!

Welcome to The Podcast Beyond The Pines! Join us this week as we discuss extreme religious practices from around the world. We are covering everything from self mummification, lighting yourself on fire, self crucifixion, and chopping up deceased loved ones on top of mountain for birds to eat! Even we are not clever enough to make this stuff up, its real and its EXTREME!! We are sure this will be the best thing you could do for bunny day besides get hammered by yourself in your house. So enjoy, and thank you very much for your continued support! 

Welcome to The Podcast Beyond The Pines! This week we are discussing what everyone else is discussing at the moment, Quarantine! But.......we stand out of the crowd, we actually stand about six feet away from the crowd, wear masks, and wash our hands, because of social distancing and what not. This week is actually a very special week, because we have our very first guest appearance! Trust us, we have waited for this moment about as long as you have, so we are very pleased to introduce the beautiful and talented Mary Swehla for her first, but certainly not last, episode appearance! Join Us as we discuss quarantine activities, stimulus checks, backyard marathons, Toilet Paper hoarders, Tiger King (obviously), and much much more!  So grab a breakfast beer, a Bengal Tiger, your favorite hand sanitizer, and hang out with us at... The Podcast Beyond The Pines!     Hey! Can you bring me some more toilet paper please? ... What do you mean we are out?  ... oh no.................. "removes sock from foot."

Welcome to the Podcast Beyond the Pines! Join us this week as we discuss the history of St. Patrick, the Corona Virus, and how to enjoy sports as a remote viewer! Let's just face the harsh reality of current affairs. You're stuck at home and so are we! You might as well curl up with your favorite hand sanitizer, a roll of the TP with a bear spokesman, and a handle of Vodka, because you're not going anywhere for at least 14 days. In this episode we are covering it all from illness prevention, TikTok, and people that think hand sanitizer can be created out of any old vodka out of the well. So enjoy that vodka over the rocks, strap on your N-95 mask, and throw another roll of TP on the fire as you travel with us through.... The Podcast Beyond The Pines!! "cough" "cough."   Seriously I am fine it's just allergies I developed when I was traveling abroad overseas and eating bats for dinner...geez....

Welcome to The Podcast Beyond The Pines! New Year, New Episode! Join us as we discuss the mysteries of our Ocean, Oceans on other planets, and the creatures that may or may not be lurking in the depths. Not saying its aliens....but it's aliens. From Giant Squid to UFO's we are covering it all, so have a listen and enjoy!

Welcome to The Podcast Beyond The Pines! Join us this week as we discuss Space, Space, and....more Space! To be more specific we will be discussing potential theories as to why we have not found Alien life, upcoming NASA missions, potential Alien transmissions, the ISS, landing on asteroids, and plans for an upcoming Moon Base! This wouldn't be a Mash-Up without some Florida Man news. Also....a modern day Frankenstein found in Arizona, because why not? Strap in, and enjoy the ride! Thank You for joining us at The Podcast Beyond The Pines!

Welcome Back! In our third Mash-up installment we discuss the raid on Area 51, the 50th Anniversary of the Moon Landing, Seagull Tikka Masala, The Hollow Earth , and so much more! You will just have to listen to find out. Thank you for tuning into the best source of weird news from around the world! The Podcast Beyond The Pines!

Welcome Back Everyone!! In episode 9 we will be answering the big question of what happens when you die!? Does your spirit exit your body and take a joyride through space? Will you fight Demons through endless gates of Hell, so you can live happily as a farmer for all of eternity? Will you come back as an ant or some other creature? Will you be trapped in the Oblivion of nothingness forever and ever? Or will you just be a rotting piece of organic matter for all subterranean insects to feast upon?  Well there is only one way to find out (and we don't mean killing yourself).  Your answer lies here! At the Podcast Beyond The Pines!!

Welcome Back! In this episode we talk about man versus space (the last frontier), surviving on Taco Bell condiments, Zombie Deer, and of course the big question....pooping in zero gravity. You could say this episode has it all, but we wont. Not to mention a doctor/mayor in Florida that shoots at the police. If you ask me this episode gets better and better just by the description! I'm getting worked up just typing it out. You'll just have to hear it for yourself. Trust me....it's totally worth it! We hope you enjoy it entirely....oh yeah...and..... Welcome to The Podcast Beyond The Pines!

Welcome Back! In this weeks episode we are discussing two of the biggest and most mysterious cryptids in human history. We are discussing the one and only giant hairy man with big feet, so look out ladies, that's right Bigfoot!! We will also be talking about the seven foot, flying, Harbinger of Doom....MothMan!! So grab your 1980's camera equipment with faulty batteries and poor production quality and lets go hunt us  Squatch! And lets not forget about du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu MOTHMAN!!! I am sure we can find something, because the creepy woods is our backyard. Here at... The Podcast Beyond The Pines!

This ain't your Dad's news, this is.... The Podcast Beyond The Pines! This week try something new. Something we like to call, The Mash-Up! Join us as we talk about a variety of current events from around the world, and I'm not talking about the "orange guy". We are talking about Aliens in 2019, Serial Killer obsessions, giant floating glaciers of human waste, and a true love story between a man and a doorbell. You know, the real news!!  So pull up a chair, put on a pair of ears, and keep laughing (to keep from crying of course.) Join us at... The Podcast Beyond The Pines!!          

'Sniff' 'Sniff' Do I smell something burning? The Podcast Beyond The Pines is back, and we are here to start a raging fire in your hearts! This episode we will be discussing Serial Arsonists! Or people that love setting the world on fire, for reasons that you will just have to listen to find out. This episode will have you saying, "is it hot in here, or is it just me?" So forget the yule log this holiday season, and curl up with some of our holiday cheer. Grab some matches, a gallon of gasoline, and sit back with a cup of hot chocolate and enjoy the show.  

Trick Or Treat! Welcome back to The Podcast Beyond the Pines! On this creepy episode we are headed out to our cabin in the woods to talk about Vampires, Zombies, Ouija Boards, Haunted furniture, and Evil Hotels....not you Holiday Inn. Grab some toilet paper and a fresh carton eggs, for we shall seek our revenge on the houses without full size candy bars. MUAHAHAHA! ....but make sure you're back home before midnight, because you know your mother gets worried. So fuel up the mystery machine and get ready to smash some pumpkins, and I'm not talking 90's grundge music. I'm talking.... The Podcast Beyond the Pines!  

We interrrupt your regularly scheduled programming for a special news bulletin. (SIREN) (SIREN) (SIREN) (WOOSH SOUND) "BREAKING NEWS..." Good evening ladies and gentlemen I am here with a special report. The dead are walking the earth! Several sources from many major cities have reported the dead roaming the streets, attacking the living, and eating their flesh. The CDC has yet to issue any statements on this event but urge everyone to............(STATIC) (STATIC) (STATIC)........(POWER FAILURE).......... That's right everyone they are back from the dead and so are we with our latest episode about, you guessed it, ZOMBIES!! In this episode we sink our machetes deep into the zombie phenomenon. From history around the world, pop culture, to flat out government mind control. We got what you need to arm yourself with knowledge for the upcoming judgement day. Get ready to board up the house, stock up on spam, scavenge for ammo, and aim for the head as the horde draws near in episode #3. ZOMBIES!!!! ENJOY!

Welcome Back! Join us this week as we discuss Angels of Death! Slow down Slayer fans, not that Angel of Death, we are talking about our top picks of Healthcare workers that kill and the possible reasons behind them. So grab your latex gloves and syringes and meet us at The Podcast Beyond the Pines!       Sound Quality Update 1.0