The Real Housewives of Olympus

In which Joseph is cucked by God, the halls are decked with appropriated Pagan symbols, and we're finally getting back into plant territory. Don't fear the floating orb Dear Readers, they wish no harm. Special thanks to Joseph Hoang, Andrea Dielman, Noah Murphy and Christina Wright! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which an old man is harassed by birds, Appolonius' twin fetish is exposed, a witch does all the work (surprise surprise), and Andy's lesbian tendencies are surgically removed. Get psyched listeners, this week we name names!  (and then immediately censor them) Special thanks to Joseph Hoang, Andrea Dielman, Noah Murphy and Christina Wright! Take the quiz with us! https://bookriot.com/greek-god-quiz/ Beginning song: "Rains Will Fall" by Kevin Macleod

In which Andy shan't flop again, Artemis is exposed as a horse girl, Kaitlin Bennett is a lesbian (citation needed), and JK Rowling ravages a deer. Special thanks to Joseph Hoang, Andrea Dielman, Noah Murphy and Christina Wright! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which Sisyphus admires the chains, Andy gives a mulling masterclass, Ella goes biblical, and nobody dies for like... a week. Stay tuned to hear us play a brand new, mint condition, never seen before game (for the second time)! Special thanks to Joseph Hoang, Andrea Dielman, Noah Murphy and Christina Wright! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which a forehead baby does a good turn, a wine cult causes a stir, Andy becomes a horned god, and everything is a game. Special thanks to Joseph Hoang, Andrea Dielman, Noah Murphy and Christina Wright! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which a cow writes a message, Andy gets a little lantern, Ella hacks into a database, and Hera is cool for once in her life (briefly). Warning: talk to your doctor before taking Asclepius CW: We briefly discuss sexual assault during this week's myth. Special thanks to Joseph Hoang, Andrea Dielman, Noah Murphy and Christina Wright!  Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which a little guy comes to life, Corbin Bleu returns to the screen, Danny Devito puts a baby on a mountain, and Ella becomes a decadent capitalist. content warning: excessive discussion of upcoming animated children's film Ron Gone Wrong

In which Daedalus leaves a hole in the back, an Oracle dabbles in production design, Andy is straight now (oops), and Ella skips the firstborn. Special thanks to Joseph Hoang, Andrea Dielman, Noah Murphy and Christina Wright! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which Athena plays dress-up, Odysseus bounces like a pinball, the tide is high (instrumental), and Ella taps into her maidsona. WQUZ 102.3 is sponsored by Skymall! Get yourself some blow-up boots or something! Special thanks to Joseph Hoang, Andrea Dielman, Noah Murphy and Christina Wright! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which Ella becomes a spotlight, the Greeks give horse, Sean Hayes is a straight man, and it's Andy's turn to pick Jason Sudeikis. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which Miss Shmoop knows all, Achilles is exposed as a sword girl, ship get too hot, and Andy burps (again!) And all of this over an apple. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which a beauty pageant is blown WAY out of proportion, Hera trades Europe and Asia for an apple, a baby becomes invulnerable to physical damage, and Andy expresses interest in joining a cult. Are we all just a collection of masks? Listen to find out! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which some sea nymphs take a stand, Ella and Andy drunkenly laugh at nothing, the palace is flooded (wink wink), and a crow gives off a mist. Put on your goggles, dear listeners, because Jamie and Adam are gonna bust this myth wide open. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which we discuss a months-old music video, Demeter sets a baby on fire, Andy spills the tea on an ancient cult, and John Mulaney IS Hermes. Eleusis? Pronunciation? Spelling? Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which Andy tries to watch like 17 scary movies, Ella  makes a mask, and Jim Dale is (dare we say) hot? Ice cream, love making, and intermittent cats’ meows on this special bonus episode available to our patrons on Patreon. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which a kid yells about Sonic, a barber tells a secret, Ella gets to top, and a rich man pees in a river. pure mania! no memories! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In which god blesses a milk cow, ladies eat a man out of spite, Andy overuses the word “famously”, and the nymph of transphobia raises her ugly head. Coming to MTV this fall: Gay House with Bobby Flay Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In which Andy’s life is ruined by three facts, a sun boy demands a paternity test, we put our names in the goblet of fire, and the rooster goes caw. Beware, dear listener, for Kristen Wiig’s pastoral poetry lies ahead. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In which an angel boy is perceived, Ella becomes a Paul McCartney superfan, grains are sorted by type, the key to immortality is revealed, and penetration is REQUIRED. All gods of love were 18+ at the time of recording Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus

In which Patti Lupone is deprived of a role, Ella discovers a reptilian truth, a woman is arrogant (and correct), and an ointment is not covered by insurance. Listen closely Comrades, as we, the eight-legged, take a stand against our immortal oppressors. Together we weave a new tomorrow. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/realhousewivesolympus Follow us on social media: https://twitter.com/RealHWofOlympus https://www.instagram.com/realhwofoly... https://www.tiktok.com/@realhwofolympus