The School of Rock - Detention

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guest Rebecca "Kryzy1" Krzyzanowski) explain why they're in detention this time, a proposed military coup of the US Government, the Spam museum, continued Secret Service fails, tales of hosting Pro footbal players, a new definition of getting tanked, happily married sex vs unhappily married sex, Doc's sex dungeon, the myth of the sexy librarian, the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk, the kittenish Special Chad, the Budman channels Don Knotts, Doc's moonshine love, switching mics in mid-presentation, bleaching things that should never be bleached, Doc demonstrates the cootie, 70s grooming habits and world figures, Michigan Upper Penninsula slang, Jabba flashbacks, the Con Man IndieGoGo campaign, cooking at the strip club, coca-cola chemistry, pop-rocks oral sex, fun with suction, the comedy team of Wax and Nipstick, and the lasting legacy of Homestar Runner.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guests Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams and Rebecca "Kryzy1" Krzyzanowski) channel the Madman, discuss hot girls from the hills, fat Tuesday and "ash" Wednesday, the Budman's "Go-Blind Saturday" traditions, hear a message from the SoR Mascot, debate how AP History is damaging Oklahoma's schoolchildren, and have a lengthy discussion about Saturday Night Live's 40th Anniversary special!

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guests Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams, Tiffani "TDubs" Waite, and Jennie "O-Doyel" Doyel) welcome a new hall monitor for year 2 of the show, discuss what happened to the old hall monitor, how dumb you have to be to try to fit into a dumbwaiter, Darwin Award-winning ways to die, witnessing karma for once, douchebag drivers, the new UK porn ban, a new t-shirt from the Detentionites, "Flavors Against Humanity" revisited, what it means to be "Prof'd," The Budman's latest game "Shakespeare or Batman," Adam West, commonly mispronounced words and misunderstood abbreviations, what happens when you give a walkman to a teenager of today, embarrassing starts in radio broadcasting, childhood musical torture, the UK porn ban revisited, and TV news regrets.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guests Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams, Tiffani "TDubs" Waite, and Jennie "O-Doyle" Doyel) discuss the rumors that there may be a new detention hall monitor taking over, the real definition of irony applied to people who should be Darwin award winners, inventors killed by their own inventions, hoobie-lovin', to pierce or not to pierce, how to get thrown out of church, things to tell your boss, the best slasher movie parody ever - "Student Bodies," how to annoy your bartender, memes of the week, and the Budman brings in his latest game "Craft Beer or Sex Act."

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guests Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams, Rebecca "Krzyz1" Krzyzanowski, and Tiffani "TDubs" Waite) delve into dental frottage, GUGs and LUGs, the Professor's period as a practice-room lothario, our love of modern plumbing, why we're all too old to go camping anymore, the "fun" of communal showers, the illegality of shaving octopi for fun and profit, a new game from the Budman, "Rap Lyrics or Written By A Kid," Disney's 6th time in court for the same case, trying to put a dollar amount on "Stairway to Heaven," and the options for getting a new detention monitor.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guests Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams and Rebecca "Krzyz1" Krzyzanowski) ruminate on rim shots, reasons for being in detention, truly odd holiday gifts, the worst holiday gift of all, the upside of divorce, the financial windfall of religion, the Universal Church of Abuse, conservative communities and strip clubs, stuffed fishes, a fisherman's warped idea of a wedding and honeymoon, and how to tailgate a wedding.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guest Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams) hear the story of the Lounge Halloween candy, a certain McDonald's new special sauce, drinkable Girl Scout cookies, DILFs, Liam Neeson as Popeye, the new generation of Princess Bride fans, Andre the Giant drinking stories, the legacy of the Madman, a new game ("Celebrity Child or Kentucky Derby Winner"), other game ideas, obsolete websites, the latest Fappening news, stalker websites, Seth Green's career, Aurora's sex instructions, the new Papa Trey drinking game/bingo, our "friend" the Hazelnut, and the Detention Crew's version of T-P-ing.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guests Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams and Rebecca "Krzyz1" Krzyzanowski) explain why they're in detention this week and discuss the crew's new bigger, blacker box (Cards Against Humanity), why the crew should not be part of beauty pageants, Wal-Mart's new dress code, why you don't text and drive, masturbation-caused automobile accidents vs. texting-caused automobile accidents, emergency room tales, a bad internship, serial cereal, the fappening, why you DON'T TRUST THE CLOUD, fun with TSA agents, and the dark side of children's TV hosts.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guest Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams) explore the topics of masturbation games, the perils of Ambien, how the music industry is destroying legacies, how the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack (Number 1 on the charts) is re-introducing people of all ages to 60s/70s music, inappropriate teachers, flooding and an douchebag governor, how to die from ass-play, paramedic stories, how a town in Minnesota chose a dog over a human to be their mayor, why you don't beat cops in a doughnut eating contest, Lassie stories that never made it to air, the horror that is Comcast, and a realistic comparison of kids from the 70s to kids of today.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guests Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams and Rebecca "Krzyz1" Krzyzanowski) gather once again to explain why they're in detention after all this time, discuss their various trips (The Professor and Doc Blackburn to Maine, Special Chad to New York City, Aurora Monroe to Texas, and Krazy1 to Washington, D.C.). Throughout, they talk about what is and isn't code, odd Maine ice cream flavours, stupid tourists and the Atlantic ocean, the Times Square mini-Wonder Woman, the luxurious (and never-ending) nature of Texas meat, and Krazy1's whirlwind tour of the monument circuit. All-in-all, a great reunion after a month of traveling!

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guests Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams and Rebecca "Krzyz1" Krzyzanowski) talk about what got them in detention this time, scary nuns, the coolness of Pope Francis, Dick Knuckle, penis laser scopes, the penis-scope, laser hair removal for men, tales of infidelity, discomfort, and betrayal, girth versus length, penile shawarma, Ronco Penis Grafts, and the need to listen to the Black Box of this podcast to figure out where exactly it went so far off the rails.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guest Rebecca "Krzyz1" Krzyzanowski) talk about why they're in detention this week, party leftovers, the fairness of the phrase "we are pregnant," cesarean births, Land of the Lost (complete with spontaneous musical performance), how to fix the Supreme Court, whackjob Governors, questionable kid's book titles, Special Chad's aversion to water sports, dual-penii logistics, and an odd sexual bucket-list.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guest Rebecca "Krzyz1" Krzyzanowski) talk about why they're in detention this week, Buddy's Bagpipe nightmare, Joss Whedon's solidarity pic with Edgar Wright, Doc Blackburn and the three Chrises, the realities of marriage, what human marriage and preying mantis mating habits have in common, the merits of being the cool Uncle, euphamisms for Special Chad's special part, Jabba jokes and the new Jabba golf course, Hummers vs. Hummers, the best tank story ever, Cthulhu phallus, Chad's muppet face, and more Cthulhu phallus!

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, and Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, along with special guest Rebecca "Krzyz1" Krzyzanowski) reveal their reasons for this weeks detention attendance, discuss food porn, the pros and cons of lounging in a hot-tub full of spaghetti and meatballs in Las Vegas, the crew's attendance at Motor City Comic-Con, endure the Budman's ComicCon rant, talk about the true strength of the geek community, and discover the sound of two boobs clapping!

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guest Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams) discuss their reasons for being in detention this week, the upcoming chubby Godzilla, new horizons in sex education, six insane-sounding sexual myths that actually turn out to be true, SoR's media celebrity status, the disparity of parts-naming between the sexes, the reality of Jacques Cousteau-themed porn, and our new sponsor, Waffle Tacos.

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guest Nikki "Aurora Monroe" Grams) explore the possibility of "timesuck" online, student end-of-semester excuses, the Professor's inherent opposition to... everything, the wisdom of Willy Wonka, the efficacy of grading, what next century's listeners will think of the folks in Detention, a moral and cannibalistic dilemma, remake/sequel hell, the meaning of "freed the beast" on Family Guy, fast vs. slow, the physics of the mile-high club, and the bear-cub culture in San Francisco!

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts) discuss the five most self-indulgent albums, the dark stain on the Professor's soul, who's the most melanin-deprived in the lounge, the dark wrongness of Casper the Friendly Ghost, Walt Disney's damning past, what Triumph of the Will and Professional Wrestling have in common, sexism and intolerance in geek culture, how haters perpetuate negative stereotypes, the Professor's first brush with the First Amendment, the wisdom of Harlan Ellison, how Jenny McCarthy is threatening the health of the nation, and how facts are... you know... FACTS!

In this episode, the School of Rock: Detention crew (Jeff "The Professor" Smith, Buddy "The Budman" Allman, Lesley "Doc Blackburn" Withers, and Chad "Special Chad" Roberts, along with special guest Karen "PollyPink" Lauckner) reveal why they're in detention this week and reminisce about Vegas, near past and far past which includes how the Professor is the worst Vegas visitor ever, Flinstonian Synchronized Snoring, celebrity sightings in Vegas, the awesome horridness that was Thong Peter Criss, run-ins with Penn and Teller and with Kevin Smith, the Crew's favorite Vegas food, and the Professor's favorite Vegas food location hostess. VEGAS!

The trio of high-heeled woman (including the Amazon in the red dress), the drunk gay Hawaiian, the leering NAB douchebag, the laughing Australian, and others join the Professor, the Budman, Special Chad, and Papa Trey for the Vegas edition of The School of Rock: Detention! Recorded live on the Las Vegas strip monorail, this is raw sound footage at its finest! Listen in for a sample of what it's like to be in Sin City with this group, led by Vegas Guru the Budman!