The Starlight Megaphone

When the pictures of Adeki arrive at last, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Imitanis are horrified at what they contain. To make matters worse, Australia is triumphant in the Cricket, and the poems of Owen Meredity feature prominently. Danger, danger!

When Lusipurr is out with a fierce case of tonsilitis, Adeki, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB are forced to go it alone. They discuss loot boxes in some detail, before becoming fatigued from the effort and retiring early to watch the Cricket.

When migration day arrives and Lusipurr.com staff members become The Day Tonight reporters, not all goes to plan. The Australian semaphor is the first thing to break down, followed by a total, world-wide collapse of the Discord servers!

The advent of the Xbonex sees all extant Xboné owners relegated to second-class status. Undeterred, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Durga take up the cause of the oppressed and inveigh against unethical and exploitative business practises.

In response to a collapse of morality in the world of EVE Online, Lusipurr outlines his plan to bring jobs and security to the country, Adeki and SiliconNooB present NintendoNews, Durga summarises the anime season, and Imitanis reports on Blizzcon.

When Adeki, Durga, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB are all kidnapped by sinister forces from the nearby Cat Fancy Kingdom, Lusipurr boards his trusty PIBS-fuelled Reetin airship, taking to the skies to search for and to reclaim his missing employees.

When the podcast recording falls on Lusipurr's birthday, SiliconNooB gives him the gift of flight. Shortly thereafter, in a fluke accident, Adeki leaps high into the sky and over a cliff, before Imitanis follows him in a suicidal death plunge.

Lusipurr and SiliconNooB are joined by two other people to discuss ethical game design, South Africa's T20 league, the autumn anime season, vintage board games, fair and competitive business practises, and Lusipurr's approach to ending relationships.

When Adeki's rumpled ROEN clothing suggests that he is famished, Imitanis and SiliconNooB open the spacious boot of their AUDI automobile to find the COLEMAN cookstove stored there by Lusipurr, and they then cook up a hearty meal of NISSIN CUP NOODLE.

Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB review the latest autumn anime offerings, comment on the recent surprise release of Ben Stokes' Punch-Out!!, report pertinent news about Nintendo and Square Enix, and seek to discover the Colour of Magic.

Adeki, SiliconNooB, and Lusipurr discuss-- you know what? It is more Cup Noodle. You read that right. There is still more Cup Noodle to come. I cannot believe they have not given up on this crap already. What the hell are they thinking? STOP! STOP! STOP!

When Nintendo announces a Kirby-themed remake of the Japanese classic, Battle Royale, Lusipurr, Adeki, and Imitanis discuss what sort of compromises were necessary in order to make the hyper-violent thriller suitable for Nintendo's customer base.

The staff and friends of Lusipurr.com perform a reimagining of Lusipurr's high school freshman-year magnum opus: Escape from Narshe, the Final Fantasy VI radio play.

In a Labour Day holiday podcast, Lusipurr and Adeki sit down to reflect upon the first experiences with Final Fantasy VII following its launch on the Sony Playstation, two decades ago, on 7 September, 1997, before Lusipurr recites the Banjo-Kazooie poem.

In a syrupy haze, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB wrap up Gamescom 2017 and switch tack from Moby Dick to King Arthur as they prepare for next week's unveiling of Lusipurr's magnum opus.

Sonic Mania and Starcraft Remastered release to widespread acclaim, perplexing Lusipurr because he cannot find anything significant to hate. But SiliconNooB and Imitanis save the day by unveiling the one thing guaranteed to fuel Lusipurr's rage: Adeki.

With the (likely disappointing) release of Sonic Mania on the horizon, Lusipurr, Reetin, and SiliconNooB take a break from spreading lies, misinformation, and rumours, and instead offer listeners some consumer advice about how to use Amazon Prime.

With the Summer of Smash II concluded, Lusipurr is freshly returned from playing two of the resulting victors: Banjo-Kazooie and Superman. Imitanis, SiliconNooB, and Adeki join him for a discussion of Cricket, Anime, and Video Game news.

When torrential rain forces a premature end of play in the third test, Lusipurr, Adeki, and SiliconNooB turn instead to talk of future video game release dates, including Dragon Quest XI, Lost Sphear, Night Trap, and the sundry ports headed to the Switch.

After Lusipurr falls ill with a throat infection, Adeki is forced to take over podcast hosting duties in addition to his already gruelling, Wario-filled streaming schedule. Luckily, SiliconNooB is on hand to ensure that the Cricket is not forgotten.