The Toni Awards

On today's episode, several guests join us for some very special awards. Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Maxim: @asparaguts on Instagram Mackenzie: @mackenzie_jaquish on Instagram Connor: @connor_kwiecien on Instagram Rayne: @iblessthe_rayne on Instagram, @iblesstherayne on Instagram Brandon: @brandonsargentt on Instagram

Time to see what we have time to see! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter

For the final recap of the pod, we're covering Chucky: season 2, episode 4. Sheria Mattis joins us to discuss Jake's beef with Sutton Stracke, TERF jealousy, and the time Kelsey Grammer took a tumblr. Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Sheria: @sheriamattiscomedy on Instagram, @sheriadidthat on Twitter

Today we are unpacking Chika's distaste for not just horror movies, but all movies. We also make a BIG decision of whether or not Chucky can say the f-slur. Sponsored by NÜTRL (jk jk... unless?) Next week, we're watching Chucky season 2, episode 4 (Death on Denial). Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Chika: @chika.ek on Instagram

Jennifer Tilly's third fertility thriller! Next week, we're covering Cult of Chucky. Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Molly: @mollehcarr on Instagram Emma: @_emmmm99 on Instagram

On today's episode we're dissecting the AMCFamily remake of an iconic scary movie. Also on the docket: the legend of the Montauk Monster and a Real Housewives cast member spotted at January 6th! Next week, we're watching Inconceivable, a movie that is available for free on DailyMotion! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Jennifer: @jenniferenox on Instagram, @jenniferenox on Twitter Mackenzie: @mackenzie_jaquish on Instagram Pretty Funny: @pretty_funny_comedy on Instagram

Today we take a look at what happens when mid-2000s Hollywood decides to gaze inward. Featuring our very own ginger horror icon, mpreg fanfic, and the age-old question of whether straight people exist! Next week, we're taking on Greek life and creepy/cute RA's with The Initiation of Sarah :) Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Molly: @mollehcarr on Instagram Hannah: @h.skibbe on Instagram, @ultra_kitsch on Twitter

Alternate title for the movie: Heiffers Talking.

On today's episode we share our real ghost experiences and personal visions of Hell! Plus, Jake's alternate ending for this movie and the Disney Adults' War On Tilly. Next week, Home on the Range! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Seynique: @sey_smythe on Instagram

Working for Con Ed never looked so cool. On today's episode we're diving into Iraq metaphors, Mike's shitty crowd work, gay Elsa, and monster anatomy! Next week, The Haunted Mansion! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Connor: @connor_kwiecien on Instagram Shea: @justsheavassar on Instagram, @shea_vassar on Twitter

This week, the most boring movie of all time careens us into heated debates on pizza, geometry, beer on planes, and when we'll finally get to see boobs in a Disney movie. Next week we're watching Monsters, Inc, which actually has a lot of male nudity but no female nudity (due to sexism). Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Andrew: @sirbizlow on Instagram, @sirbizlow on Twitter Ethan: @ethanmeadforever on Instagram

We recorded this episode remotely during the Canadian wildfires! Natural disasters will never stop us from podcasting! Next week we're watching The Cat's Meow! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Sarah: @sarahfranconyc on Instagram Mackenzie: @mackenzie_jaquish and @pretty_funny_comedy on Instagram

On today's episode, we are all alone. Just like those girls in the wilderness. We discuss Shauna's baby, Kim Cattrall's return, and the best ABBA song to poop to. Next week, we're continuing our Jennifer Tilly journey with Dancing at the Blue Iguana! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter

This week we debut a new segment where we vote on whether a movie was camp or just bad. Next week, we're doing a quick Juliette Lewis catchup to talk about the second season of Yellowjackets! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Becky: @beckywtheokhair on Instagram, @beckywtheokhair on Twitter

What is the lifespan of a mouse? How old is Stuart supposed to be? And most importantly, does Geena Davis know how to use a washing machine? All that and more will be answered on The Toni Awards today. Next week, we're talking about Cord, a move where Jennifer Tilly kidnaps a pregnant woman. Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Emily: @emakers7 on Instagram Jenny: @lejennymatthews on Instagram

Welcome to Amsterdam, where no one speaks Dutch or looks for missing children! Chase Hoffman (Comedy Late Night, Sunday Supper) and Bahlya Yansané (Anything But Standup, They Were Nice to Me) joined me, sans Jake, to discuss celebrity dick and Dick Maas. Next week, we're covering Stuart Little, which you may have forgotten Jennifer Tilly was in. Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Chase: @chaseahoffman on Instagram Bahlya: @bahlyathe3rd on Instagram Anything But Standup: @any.thingbutstandup on Instagram Comedy Late Night: @comedylatenight on Instagram Sunday Supper: @sundaysuppercomedy on Instagram They Were Nice to Me: @thenicestcomedy_ on Instagram

This week, the horror education of Jake Everhart continues as he finds representation in a Theatre Gay with a surprise earring. Next week, we're covering Do Not Disturb, the English language debut of a Dutch filmmaker who blends crime and camp. You can find it for free on Youtube I am so serious. Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Ryan: @curcieryan on Instagram Rendy: @rendyjones on Instagram, @rendy_jones on Twitter

Today we decide which 90s comedy darlings are Mario, Luigi, and Waluigi. The answer may shock you. Next week we're covering Bride of Chucky! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Jack: @jokereptile on Instagram, @realcoconutcrab on Twitter Amanda: @vscoa on Instagram, @croquetasytetas on Twitter

On this episode, we discuss feminism and bow at the feet of Stockyard Channing. Next week we're covering Liar Liar! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Nick: @nick.hornedo on Instagram Maggie: @big__maj on Instagram

On today's episode, Sheria teaches us how to be lesbians! It is important to note that we recorded this before The Bush, Brooklyn's newest dyke bar, opened in Bushwick. Next week we're covering Edie & Pen! Befriend us: Pod: @thetoniawards on Instagram, @toniawardspod on Twitter Jake: @jakeheverhart on Instagram, @therealjakobeem on Twitter Sam: @samanthprosser on Instagram, @samanthprosser on Twitter Sheria: @sheriamattiscomedy on Instagram, @sheriadidthat on Twitter Semi-Woke: @semi_woke_pod on Instagram, @semiwoke on Youtube