The X O Files

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk Zero Sum and Demons and conclude that Mulder on drugs is, though well dressed, not a Mulder you'd want to date. But turns out, Scully still does! Follow us! Instagram & Twitter | @TheXOFiles E-Mail | thexofilesshow@gmail.com Tumblr | www.thexofiles.tumblr.com

The XO Files Episode 50 - Small Potatoes aka The Fake Out Make Out by Elise Persico, Phoebe Fisher

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk about mythology two-parter Tempus Fugit and Max, in which there's a lot of aliens, a lot of planes, and Mulder and Scully are proven to be married off screen because of... well, reasons. You'll see.

Elise and Phoebe take on the unfathomably confusing season 3 finale, Talitha Cumi, and the even more incomprehensible season 4 premiere, Herrenvolk! Love that mythology... just kidding, we hate the mythology, but we still love the love. Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk Quagmire and Wetwired, wherein they'll pour one out for the fallen homie in an impromptu tribute, because "Queequeg died, sweetie." They also wax poetic about the meaning of life, Mulder and Scully's trust issues (like they have any, please), and a lot of COTR. Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

This is 40! Elise and Phoebe talk fan fav Jose Chung's From Outer Space. Not only is it chock full of speculation about just exactly what went on the night Mulder woke up in Scully's motel room, but you'll also find out what a "beer mile" entails. Also includes the second installment of "M. Night's of the Round Table." Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

Okay guys, we finally got here. Pusher. The big one. But... will Elise rate it the 10/10? We shall see... and also spend 99% of the episode talking extensively about the ol' "2 hand touch"... and maybe also the ranking of stadium food around the city.

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe take on some more mythology, with Piper Maru and Apocrypha, wherein they discuss Mulder and Scully's love, a babbling brook, deep as the ocean. Also, Elise admits that Krycek might be more #not than #hot. Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk about two episodes, War of the Coprophages and Syzygy, and you guessed it, jealous Scully! They also cover just how disgusting cockroaches are, and how Mulder and Scully are a true married couple. Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk Nisei an 731, adding to their overall confusion about what really goes on with those damn aliens! But more importantly, Mulder's on a train (the love train) and Scully's gonna try and save him, just you watch. Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk one of season 3's creepiest, "Oubliette." They talk through all of Mulder's sister issues, Scully's unending patience, and most importantly, what would happen if Mulder and Scully had to practice CPR on each other. Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe welcome back Paley Guy himself, Keith Uhlich (@KeithUhlich) to talk Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose. They get into Darin Morgan's superior scripts, the merit of the ol' switcheroo, and how Mulder and Scully's relationship is basically the best part of the show. Also, Phoebe will not rest until there's a sex scene, and she won't rest until Keith and Elise admit it, too. Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe discuss milestone episode 33 3.03, DPO. They talk baby Giovanni Ribisi (because, you gotta), Mulder's romantic breakfasts with our favorite scientist, and launch our new podcast, Dark and Golden Eyed He Was: A Doug Hutchison Experience. Follow us! Twitter/Instagram: @TheXOFiles E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com Tumblr: thexofiles.tumblr.com

Looks like we made it (to season 3)! Hooray! In this episode, Elise and Phoebe tackle the first 2 episodes of season 3, Blessing Way and Paperclip. Basically, Mulder's naked in a tree, and Scully's seeing him in her dreams (like that's out of the ordinary). Follow us! Twitter: @TheXOFiles Instagram: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In the season 2 finale, Elise and Phoebe are joined by Eli Grober (@bymyselfatlunch) to talk about Mulder's tank top, Mulder's sweaty tank top, Mulder's sweaty, bloody tank top, and how much Scully loves it. Follow us! Twitter: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com Instagram! @TheXOFiles

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk "Our Town" (no not the song heavily featured during the montage in Home Alone 3, the X Files episode!) They discuss the obscenity of the duct tape gasp for a good long while, and also how absolutely disgusting the entire concept of this episode is and was and will continue to be. Oh, and Phoebe shares what DD is like IRL. So, there's THAT. Follow us! Twitter: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk Humbug! Get ready to listen to a Go Fic Yourself rant about what Mulder and Scully would be like as magicians, some talk of Mulder's perfect bone structure getting put on blast, and Mulder and Scully's unending desire to make out in the middle of all this freakiness. Follow us! Twitter: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe take a little cruise through 2.19 Død Kalm, but luckily for us, we were unaffected by salt and or ions or something??? What was going on here? Who cares, Mulder and Scully are adorable old people together... if you ignore the crusty make up. Follow us! Twitter: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this double ep, Elise and Phoebe talk the two-parter Colony and End Game (mostly how Mulder trades his long lost sister for Scully nbd nbd nbd). They touch on many a topic, including but not limited to, meeting the Mulders, David Duchovny's first writing credit, and how Mulder and Scully would "rate the love." Follow us! Twitter: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com

In this episode, Elise and Phoebe talk 2.14, Die Hand Die Verletzt, and cover a wide variety of topics.... such as... what Mulder and Scully were like as high school students, the internet, spooky snakes, and so much more! Warning: this episode does contain some in depth talk of some of the more sensitive subjects portrayed in the episode. Follow us! Twitter: @TheXOFiles Tumblr: www.thexofiles.tumblr.com E-Mail: thexofilesshow@gmail.com