Thrift Store Vinyl Hour

\r\nThe nurse said she would have to draw blood. So I handed her some crayons.

Today we interview a street fighter about the time she punched a curb.

I'll bet the guy who invented Lifesavers made a mint.

Most people are shocked when they discover we sell cheap extension cords.

Deer don't live long 'cause they dine out at every meal.

Remember that herb garden we had? Good thymes.

My wife asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall.' I said maybe...

We're like a stimulus check for your ears.

This show is about reverse psychology. Do NOT listen to it.

Never trust stairs. They're always up to something.

This show is good for the environment. 100% recycled material.

This show is running through my veins. Listen varicosely.

I was checking out the weather radar. How does the storm know how to stop at the county line?

So the first Americans are getting vaccinated. Way to go, Clovis culture!

Try our new TSVH headphones. A steal at $549.

I may have slightly revised my 2020 New Year's resolutions.

The swordfish has no natural enemies. Except the penfish, which is even mightier.

There's a coin shortage 'cause we lack common cents.

Trees can't be trusted because they are shady.

We had a chiropractor stop in about a weak back.