Total Football

The boys are back for the last time in 2018, as we find out who's had a good year and who's had a bad year. Mourinho at Man United, Maradona in Mexico and meridian points are all on the agenda, plus chickens, crickets and a story or two from an old friend.

The World Cup may be over but Santo, Sam & Ed are back for our Cup Fever finale! The boys recap all the action from France's triumph and look back on the whole tournament to find out who's had a good World Cup and who's had a bad World Cup. Plus we put the bins out to see what jokes we can toss and what jokes we can save.

And then there were two...the boys farewell England as we preview a massive World Cup final between France and Croatia. Plus Ronaldo news, terrible tattoos and we're joined in the studio by Socceroos striker Andrew Nabbout.

After England went down 2-1 to Croatia in extra time, football fan and friend of the show Matt Preston reflects on the 2018 World Cup.

As Mexico, Japan and Neymar fall over, we're down to the final eight as we look ahead to the World Cup quarter finals! Ed's over England, Santo likes Sweden and Sam talks sushi, suits and stylish waistcoats.

With the final 16 sorted the boys talk Germany's shock exit, the fallout from the Socceroos loss and there's mutiny in the Argentinian side. Plus fine art, witch doctors and Santo catches up with the voice of the World Cup, Martin Tyler. Watch Martin Tyler commentate Santo, Sam and Ed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9HJRq2vYdg

All the fallout from the Socceroos and Denmark as we look ahead to our must win clash against Peru. Plus Messi, Madonna, mascots and more!

The World Cup is back and so is Cup Fever! Whilst we wait for our Optus to buffer we talk Socceroos with John Aloisi, Mexico causing earthquakes against Germany and another entry from the diary of an old friend... 

The boys get ready for Russia 2018 with Socceroo Jackson Irvine live on the phone plus dancing bear watch and who will win.

The boys dissect a massive Champions League final, check in on Mario Balotelli and a very special announcement...

The boys talk about a dour FA Cup final, farewell Gianluigi Buffon and a Slasher Cup update.

The boys talk World Cup kits past and present and hear the incredible story of Luke Westcott, who at just 19 went from designing jerseys on Microsoft Paint to supplying countries with official kits all over the world.

In a follow up to their first discussion Santo again goes one-on-one with former World Cup Socceroo, FFA board member and friend of the show Jack Reilly, as they talk FIFA, FFA, the World Cup and the state of our game. 

The boys chat to victorious Melbourne Victory coach Kevin Muscat, talk Barcelona v Real Madrid and cover Cardiff City's promotion.

The boys talk spectacular A League finals, dubious refereeing at the Juventus v Inter Milan game & an emotional goodbye from Andres Iniesta

The boys are live with a studio audience for the first time this year, and they're talking Arsene Wenger, AC Milan’s loss and Russian pre-match entertainment.

Santo and Ed get on the phone to talk about the momentous Champions League quarter-finals and THAT Real Madrid penalty.

On the podcast Santo's grandfather launched, the boys talk tinned vs. fresh tomatoes, big wooden spoons and road test a puree machine from a reputable Italian manufacturer*

The boys welcome star UK comic Tim Key to talk about Alan Partridge, top Tims on Google and even some football.

This week the boys talk claw tampering, preview the Slasher Cup and another instalment of Random Rooster.