Two and A Half Count

Episode 52 and what a year (or thereabouts) it's been for the team at Two and A Half Count. Recorded before the guys got their hearts broken by the revelation the NXT show in Auckland had been cancelled, the guys are in a terrific mood as they run down the events of Hell in a Cell - with special mention to MVP of the night Charlotte and LVP Roman Reigns ability to ignore super finishes. Then they break down what could literally be the biggest match of all time, with the first announced match for next years Wrestlemania; Big Show vs Shaq. All capped off with the best way to win an argument and a very special announcement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 52 and what a year (or thereabouts) it's been for the team at Two and A Half Count. Recorded before the guys got their hearts broken by the revelation the NXT show in Auckland had been cancelled, the guys are in a terrific mood as they run down the events of Hell in a Cell - with special mention to MVP of the night Charlotte and LVP Roman Reigns ability to ignore super finishes. Then they break down what could literally be the biggest match of all time, with the first announced match for next years Wrestlemania; Big Show vs Shaq. All capped off with the best way to win an argument and a very special announcement.

Rhys is in South America for some reason, so Jamaine and Spencer tag in Fred Award nominee and one half of famed tag team the Assasi Boyz, Pax to replace him. The guys run down their thoughts on the upcoming Hell in a Cell pay-per-view, mainly focussing on how dumb having three Hell in a Cell matches is, the controversy surrounding the historic women's match, and a general lack of excitement for what Raw is doing right now. Then they move to Smackdown where Spencer has more to say about Bray Wyatt's constant inability to beat Kane cleanly, spurred on my by the confusing and intriguing actions of Randy Orton this week. And finally, the guys do a detailed look at the most over wrestler on the Raw roster - a clipboard with a list on it - and gauge the crowds reaction to the news it has gone missing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rhys is in South America for some reason, so Jamaine and Spencer tag in Fred Award nominee and one half of famed tag team the Assasi Boyz, Pax to replace him. The guys run down their thoughts on the upcoming Hell in a Cell pay-per-view, mainly focussing on how dumb having three Hell in a Cell matches is, the controversy surrounding the historic women's match, and a general lack of excitement for what Raw is doing right now. Then they move to Smackdown where Spencer has more to say about Bray Wyatt's constant inability to beat Kane cleanly, spurred on my by the confusing and intriguing actions of Randy Orton this week. And finally, the guys do a detailed look at the most over wrestler on the Raw roster - a clipboard with a list on it - and gauge the crowds reaction to the news it has gone missing.

The biggest return of the pro-wrestling world this week - we're back with another glorious episode of Two and A Half Count. Rhys is out this week - probably doing more scuba stuff - so Spencer and Jamaine are joined by comedian, pal, and modern day Filipino hero James Roque. Goldberg has made his way back to the WWE after a twelve year hiatus, and try as they might, the guys just can't manage to get excited about his upcoming match with Brock Lesnar. Then, James brings a special guest Two Count as the team take a moment to talk about the current state of race in the WWE, and how far the company has come since the days of Cryme Tyme. And finally, the guys indulge in a never-seen-before back-to-back Half Count as they break down the exciting, hotly contested WWE World Title Match on Smackdown this week, and the unexpected surge in merch sales that came with it. Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The biggest return of the pro-wrestling world this week - we're back with another glorious episode of Two and A Half Count. Rhys is out this week - probably doing more scuba stuff - so Spencer and Jamaine are joined by comedian, pal, and modern day Filipino hero James Roque. Goldberg has made his way back to the WWE after a twelve year hiatus, and try as they might, the guys just can't manage to get excited about his upcoming match with Brock Lesnar. Then, James brings a special guest Two Count as the team take a moment to talk about the current state of race in the WWE, and how far the company has come since the days of Cryme Tyme. And finally, the guys indulge in a never-seen-before back-to-back Half Count as they break down the exciting, hotly contested WWE World Title Match on Smackdown this week, and the unexpected surge in merch sales that came with it. Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

The streak continues as the guys are back at it again with another episode of Two and a Half Count. Y'll gonna go crazy for this one. No Mercy has happened, and in lieu of their usual show review, the guys instead just focus on the two exciting title matches - the one that weirdly opened the show, and the one that weirdly didn't close the show. And then, because Raw was boring this week, they move on to James Ellsworth, the Man that Chin Forgot, in what begins as as assessment of this exciting new jobber and ends up being a pretty intense hate-fest of his physical appearance. Then, Jamaine goes all investigative journalist on it and asks: Bray Wyatt - illusionist or warlock? Plus, Spencer says a swear! Trailer: The Male Gayz See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The streak continues as the guys are back at it again with another episode of Two and a Half Count. Y'll gonna go crazy for this one. No Mercy has happened, and in lieu of their usual show review, the guys instead just focus on the two exciting title matches - the one that weirdly opened the show, and the one that weirdly didn't close the show. And then, because Raw was boring this week, they move on to James Ellsworth, the Man that Chin Forgot, in what begins as as assessment of this exciting new jobber and ends up being a pretty intense hate-fest of his physical appearance. Then, Jamaine goes all investigative journalist on it and asks: Bray Wyatt - illusionist or warlock? Plus, Spencer says a swear! Trailer: The Male Gayz

So saucy and full of drama, even E! wouldn't air it, it's another exciting episode of Two and A Half Count. It's a big week for the women of pro-wrestling, as women main event an episode of Raw for the first time in twelve years, and the Bella twins main event their own series. The guys run down both and talk about which one was more contrived, and how John Cena is a secret wanna-be fat cat. Then, they turn their attention to No Mercy and rundown how excited they should be about the upcoming blue-brand pay-per-view, whilst grappling with the idea that it might be Dolph Ziggler's last one ever. And if that wasn't enough to make you wanna bite John Cena like an excited French Bulldog, they also target Rich Swann's latest sex scandal. All night long, baby! Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So saucy and full of drama, even E! wouldn't air it, it's another exciting episode of Two and A Half Count. It's a big week for the women of pro-wrestling, as women main event an episode of Raw for the first time in twelve years, and the Bella twins main event their own series. The guys run down both and talk about which one was more contrived, and how John Cena is a secret wanna-be fat cat. Then, they turn their attention to No Mercy and rundown how excited they should be about the upcoming blue-brand pay-per-view, whilst grappling with the idea that it might be Dolph Ziggler's last one ever. And if that wasn't enough to make you wanna bite John Cena like an excited French Bulldog, they also target Rich Swann's latest sex scandal. All night long, baby! Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

The boys are back in town, and the hottest group in NZ pro-wrestling are spittin' fire in another episode of Two and A Half Count. The lads run down what's happened in the last week in pro-wrestling, first touching on the hard questions out of Clash of Champions - most pressingly, whether or not Jamaine actually watched it, and whether Sheamus, Cesaro or both is strongest. Then they move their attention to Smackdown where they look at the Doctor of Thuganomics and the Show Off laying down some intensely real promos, and leading the blue brand to further and further greatness in their own going battle against Raw. All capped off my a summary of what's potentially the most controversial match in WWE history. They tried to bury it, to keep it deep in hibernation, but the story of Daniel Bryan vs The Bear has been released, and wrestling will never be the same. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back in town, and the hottest group in NZ pro-wrestling are spittin' fire in another episode of Two and A Half Count. The lads run down what's happened in the last week in pro-wrestling, first touching on the hard questions out of Clash of Champions - most pressingly, whether or not Jamaine actually watched it, and whether Sheamus, Cesaro or both is strongest. Then they move their attention to Smackdown where they look at the Doctor of Thuganomics and the Show Off laying down some intensely real promos, and leading the blue brand to further and further greatness in their own going battle against Raw. All capped off my a summary of what's potentially the most controversial match in WWE history. They tried to bury it, to keep it deep in hibernation, but the story of Daniel Bryan vs The Bear has been released, and wrestling will never be the same. Trailer: Boners of The Heart

This week, the lads overcome the odds and never give up on pumping out the show, despite being split into two entirely different countries and separated from their usual, high grade recording equipment. Clash of Champions is just over the horizon, so the lads break down the card and ask some tough questions about the Raw roster, and try to figure out who can really go. Then, they turn their attention to possible Men's Rights Activist and latest Filipino hero/disappointment TJ Perkins as they question how seriously to take a recent tweet, and whether or not he can go. All capped off with a Bo Dallas/Bray Wyatt recap - which brother has the better win record? Which brother can beat Kane? Which brother can really go? The answers may surprise you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, the lads overcome the odds and never give up on pumping out the show, despite being split into two entirely different countries and separated from their usual, high grade recording equipment. Clash of Champions is just over the horizon, so the lads break down the card and ask some tough questions about the Raw roster, and try to figure out who can really go. Then, they turn their attention to possible Men's Rights Activist and latest Filipino hero/disappointment TJ Perkins as they question how seriously to take a recent tweet, and whether or not he can go. All capped off with a Bo Dallas/Bray Wyatt recap - which brother has the better win record? Which brother can beat Kane? Which brother can really go? The answers may surprise you.

Jamaine is still away, so Spencer and Rhys call in the big guns; long-time wrestling fan, former manager and reverse Andy Kaufman, Paul Amos. Paul joins the lads as they break down the two biggest things going on in wrestling this week. First up, Backlash! With a whole spate of new championships and angles, how is the blue brand shaping up? With a homophobic champion, no less! Then, the boys have a regular markout about what a wonderful journey the CWC was, and talk about the budding Crusierweight Division heading to Raw. All capped off with 'Banks Watch', a whacky morning radio show and a traditional dump on Ryan Reeves (FKA Ryback). Ah-oooogah! Trailer: Boners of The Heart See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jamaine is still away, so Spencer and Rhys call in the big guns; long-time wrestling fan, former manager and reverse Andy Kaufman, Paul Amos. Paul joins the lads as they break down the two biggest things going on in wrestling this week. First up, Backlash! With a whole spate of new championships and angles, how is the blue brand shaping up? With a homophobic champion, no less! Then, the boys have a regular markout about what a wonderful journey the CWC was, and talk about the budding Crusierweight Division heading to Raw. All capped off with 'Banks Watch', a whacky morning radio show and a traditional dump on Ryan Reeves (FKA Ryback). Ah-oooogah! Trailer: Boners of The Heart

Jamaine is out this week, but mainly to avoid the hottest free agent in sports entertainment podcasting, Harris Dowson. Harris joins Spencer and Rhys as they break down their Backlash predictions, and try to figure out everything going on with the blue brand at the moment. Will Heath Slater win the tag titles? Will Ziggler and Miz reignite their feud from yesteryear? Will AJ Styles become the first openly homophobic WWE World Champion? They then turn their focus to Sasha Banks' fake-our retirement promo. Was it in poor taste? Was it any good? And why do we end up talking about Travis Banks instead? All capped off with a breakdown of the two biggest comedy segments this week - the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly. Trailer: Boners of The Heart See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jamaine is out this week, but mainly to avoid the hottest free agent in sports entertainment podcasting, Harris Dowson. Harris joins Spencer and Rhys as they break down their Backlash predictions, and try to figure out everything going on with the blue brand at the moment. Will Heath Slater win the tag titles? Will Ziggler and Miz reignite their feud from yesteryear? Will AJ Styles become the first openly homophobic WWE World Champion? They then turn their focus to Sasha Banks' fake-our retirement promo. Was it in poor taste? Was it any good? And why do we end up talking about Travis Banks instead? All capped off with a breakdown of the two biggest comedy segments this week - the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly. Trailer: Boners of The Heart

Hot off the audio presses, it's another episode of New Zealand's only comedy wrestling podcast. Big news for KO fans this week, as the Prizefighter himself has claimed the WWE Universal Title, and the guys are pretty stoked about it. They break down the shocking turn of events that led to this moment, and have a good laugh about a crowd being too appreciative of a heel champ. Then they tackle the One Man Band/Hottest Free agent, as they take a closer look at how over Heath Slater is, and whether or not he's the hot pick to win the Tag titles. All capped off with an Alberto Del Recap. Broken promises! Global Warming! Dad Shaming! All this and more, only on Two and a Half Count. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot off the audio presses, it's another episode of New Zealand's only comedy wrestling podcast. Big news for KO fans this week, as the Prizefighter himself has claimed the WWE Universal Title, and the guys are pretty stoked about it. They break down the shocking turn of events that led to this moment, and have a good laugh about a crowd being too appreciative of a heel champ. Then they tackle the One Man Band/Hottest Free agent, as they take a closer look at how over Heath Slater is, and whether or not he's the hot pick to win the Tag titles. All capped off with an Alberto Del Recap. Broken promises! Global Warming! Dad Shaming! All this and more, only on Two and a Half Count.