Two Joke Minimum

On this weeks episode of The Two Joke Minimum Podcast, Ray presents to the world his theory that after a certain BMI you are in a sexual orientation all your own. He makes some great points. Enjoy!

Whoa look who it is! You're back for more. We knew you would be and you're right to come back because this is a sweet and funny episode that will go down in podcasting history.  So now that you've been vindicated in your podcast listening sensibilities why dont you go ahead and drop us a sweet comment. It helps the machines, who don't know we're sweet, to now we're sweet and tell other people about us. They said AI was gonna take over the world but it doesn't look like it at this rate.  Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

We're back with another banger. It's been a while butbthis episode is a real treat. It's got more jokes packed into it than a snickers has peanuts. We hope you enjoy and please don't forget to like, share and subscribe. Also, if you could leave us a comment that would be real nifty nd we would be forever in your debt. 

Another classic TJM coming at yas. We cover a lot of ground here. For all live shows check out our social medias. Enjoy!   Please leave us a rate or a review. It helps our future computer overlords to spread the good word of TJM. Thanks!

Steve just returned from his trip to Salem and regails us his adventures. Theres also plenty of talk about Jesus and the Olson twins. The stuff you come to us for. Classic ep, enjoy! P.S. Dearest listener,  Please find it in your heart to leave us a rate and a review. It will help the machines to promote our show. All hail the machines!

Hey hey, please pardon in interuption in the contiousness of our episodes. We've been experience numerous technical difficults due almost entirely to user error. But heres an episode for your enjoyment.  Also, please help us out by leaving a comment or a rating. It helps the algorythm to love us and not think we're dumb. Only you can help us trick the algorythm.  Enjoy!

Sometimes we read books and sometimes we talk about those books in our everyday lives. Some of our everyday lives involve recording podcasts which is how we got to talking about what we would do if we were eccentric billionaire game designers. Who had the resources and the means to create a vast virtual reality where anything is possible. Then within that reality create a game where you had to decipher riddles to find clues to find more riddles and clues, what pop culture references we would use. Except we did it in a dumb way not smart like in the book.  Enjoy! Also, please leave us a comment! It helps the algorythms or whatever. Thanks. 

All rise! Court is now in session. We're back from our brief recess to bring another banger. *Bangs Gavel*  Seriously though, the court needs your help. Please leave us a comment wherever you listen to this. It helps their alogorythms to share our podcast. These algoroythms better be sharing if they know whats good for them.  Enjoy the show!

A whisp of cigarette smoke dances through the streetlight. You hear your friends calling your name but you can't turn around. There are voices in front of you too, voices you know but can't quite place. You take another drag hoping the nicotine will give your synapses the jolt they need. It's there at the back of your mind. It sounds something like Poo Poke Aluminum but that can't be right. Who do these voices, coming through the darkness, belong to? One of them says something and it makes you laugh. Then the other one says something else and you laugh more. Your friends voices are still calling but they're drifting farther away. Was it Queue Bloke Condominium? No, that's jibberish. Maybe Crew Choke Cinamon? No, that's nothing.  "What is this?" You say out loud.  "A podcast." A voice says next to you. You hadn't heard the man approach. Maybe he'd been there the whole time. He's short and shaped like a bean bag chair.  "A really good one." Another voice says from the other side. This man was tall and built like Mr. Incredible before the workout sequence. He has crumbs on his shirt.  You take a long drag from your cigarette and say "What's it called?" with a mouth full of smoke. It changes your voice and you watch as the smoke defies graivty.  In unison the men on your right and left say "Two Joke Minimum."  The recognition clicks in your mind. That was the name you were looking for, the one you couldn't find. Suddenly sastified you flick your cigarette into the street. "Cool." you say. Under the street light you hold the hands of the two men and enjoy the show.

It's another week and that means another episode of TJM. See if you can figure out who's drunk on this weeks episode.  Come check out the Master Debaters on August 13th at Crooked Run Fermentation in Sterling Virginia. It's a comedy debate show. It's gonna be fun. Get tickets here: https://crookedrun.square.site

Hey hey hey. Here's your weekly hit of Two Joke Minimum ya fiends. This week we've decided to become convention comics. We're leaning towards furry conventions but we're keeping our minds open for suggestions.  Come see us live on August 13th for The Master Debaters at Crooked Run Fermentation! Tickets available here: https://crookedrun.square.site/?item=889

Ray's mind is toast and it shows on this episode. The man has gone completely senile. He's past the point of no return, it's all downhill from here. 6 months tops before he forgets how to speak entirely. Make sure to tell your friends to tune in to witness a man's brain melt before your very ears. The only other time you get to see someones brain degrade in real time is if they're related to you.  JK he's fine obviously. Probably just tired.  Enjoy!

*Spoiler alert* If you haven't watched season 4 of Stranger Things yet but you want to, go do that first before listening to this episode. If you don't like Stranger Things you should probably get a life. The Duffer Brothers were unavailable to join but we pretty much covered it all ourselves. In a miracle of lucidity we pretty much stayed on topic the whole time. Enjoy!

  On this weeks TJM Ray and Steve talk about their recent weekend in the beautiful state of South Carolina. They also talk about the important topics in our country today like rearing children, PTSD and the Smurfs. Enjoy!   There's a big announcement at the end of this ep that you don't want to miss.   

We're back. Let us get up in your ear holes. Ray is back in the land of Mary from his sojourn across this fine nation. With him he's brought tales of the land. This is indeed a very fine episode. Stay tuned to the end for a special announcement. Enjoy!

On this weeks episode of TJM Ray discloses that he has never used dryer sheets. Can you belive that? Can you? Can you? Also while in Austin Ray discovers a portal to hell in, of all places, his small intestine. Enjoy!

Two Joke Minimum coming at ya from Austin. We were actually in the same room when this was recorded. First time thats happened in years. It's a whole lotta fun. Enjoy!

Just another week of joking around with the Two Joke Mafia. Ray got his car toad and Steve got his car frogged. Enjoy!

Sorry this ep is late. We'd stop making you wait if you didnt love it so much. Ray reads his iTunes lists and we discuss a new career path. Enjo.  

Here it is, episode 99 of TJM! Ray is in Austin, TX living the dream in an AirBNB with a special surprise. Steve is still in MD bombing at shows and struggling to keep his cats from running away. Enjoy the show!