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For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest TwitterSlopfest Instagram Stories Man allegedly faked own kidnapping to get out of super bowl pool pay off 2 people arrested after buffet brawl over crab legs Florida Wendy's customer tosses 3-foot reptile through drive-thru window Honourable Mentions  Rich guy says housekeeper stuck in elevator for 3 days did not test limits of human endurance Florida man claimed ignorance when jail officials found syringes in his rectum

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest TwitterSlopfest Instagram Stories Shocking moment when delivery driver dips his balls in customer's takeaway and films it Man shot by pet dog ruled unfit to own guns Man in gorilla suit breaks into home, hides under bed Honourable Mentions  Posties use virtual reality to combat dog attacks

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest TwitterSlopfest Instagram Stories Bride discovers new husband has micropenis on honeymoon after he refused to have sex before marriage Woman horrified after catching mother-in-law tampering with her birth control Honourable Mentions (Bellingham Washington Missed Connections) Sportsbar waiter tells customer that his date often brings men there and gets in trouble for "being a bro"

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest TwitterSlopfest Instagram Stories Playstation thief attempts to pass off a piece of fruit as a PS4 in self checkout isle Student calls in bomb threats on parents plane to prevent them from coming to his university Former stripper allegedly bribes doctors with lap dances to prescribe addictive fentanyl drug Anger room boom leads to Australian smash pit with some rather concerning practices around destruction therapy Honourable Mentions (Bellingham Washington Missed Connections) Man accidentally says "good eyes" to love interest Never chasing again - giving up on love but it'll whip you into shape Winco self check out guy sees massive praise from anonymous shopper

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest TwitterSlopfest Instagram Stories Worlds' first robot hotel, The Henna-na Hotel (Strange Hotel), ditches half of its 243 android staff as they do not work as well as humans and annoy the guests Tyrrell's launch new aphrodisiac chips, which they claim will get pulses racing on Valentine's Day Woman offers extra breast milk on Facebook mothers group in act of kindness and ends up discovering the darker side of chartiable actions Mother attempts to split up long-term boyfriend and girlfriend after marrying her son's girlfriend's father Women named after her grandfather seeks advice on how to change her name without upsetting her family Honourable Mentions Melbourne police investigating car break-in stumble across alleged drug dealer with over 1000 pills and $5800 in cash Arizona lawmaker wants to require electronics manufacturers to pre-install adult site blocking software on new devices American advice column Ask Amy puts advice seeker in their place

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest TwitterSlopfest Instagram Stories Australian Corporate eSports Irish Medical Journal recounts the case of a 33 year old man who was hospitalized after repeatedly injecting himself with semen to relieve chronic back pain 30 year old, Bryan Stewart, is behind bars in Florida after allegedly threatening to kill his neighbour with kindness 42 year old Heather Carpenter, a substitute teacher in Florida, was so angry with a principal that she smeared human feces around a Sarasota park pavilion that the principal had rented for her child’s birthday party Williamson County is pairing deputies with cardboard cutouts of officers to deter motorists from speeding

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest TwitterSlopfest Instagram Stories Abhorrent burger slinger Carl's Jr. have a press release that says they only believe in using hot models because ugly ones don't sell burgers...and that's just the way it is. 28 year old woman attacks parents in Lakeworth Florida after they refused to take her to Outback Steakhouse.  33 year old Roberto Daniel Arroyo was arrested following a home CCTV camera capturing him licking a family's doorbell for 3 hours. Mumsnet post from a woman who found 400 edited photos of her wedding day captured by a covert photographer, which was hired by the mother in law to cut the bride out of her own wedding. 

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest Twitter Stories Psychic astrologer and former Egyptian Queen Nicolas Aujula predicts what 2019 has in store for all of us The Foreign Office in the UK reveals the strange calls and questions they receive from Britons abroad including "does Poland have Vampires because my blind date wants to know my blood type". Harahan Police Department in Louisiana creates Zika virus scare when trying to lure in methamphetamine users Honourable Mentions Dominique Heath, mother of 3, accidentally creates chlorine gas when cleaning her toilet and news articles accidentally become the anarchist cook book.

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest Twitter Stories 53 year old prolofic streaker, Mark Roberts, of Sefton Park Liverpool claims to have streaked over 568 times across 24 countries including the Super Bowl, the Olympics and Usain Bolt's last 100-metre race. Derek Tarbox, the 35 year old alleged burglar, convinced several homeowners that he had mistaken their house for his friend's home after breaking in, showering, eating their food, wearing their clothes and watching their TV. He also convinced several home owners to drive him to other homes.  Honourable Mentions Craiglist helps us learn more about how to persue romantic interactions

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest Twitter A tribute to the lost Chrimbocast of 2018.

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest Twitter Stories Irish Jack Sparrow impersonator who married the ghost of a pirate says she's split from her 300 year old husband (Ghost catfish) Sex hotel blasted for horrendous and disgusting nazi themed room Russia fakes advanced technology by putting a man in a robot suit Furious bride releases letter to her sister who spoiled her wedding 10 years after the big day Honourable Mentions Craiglist helps us navigate the strange practice of trying to have sex at your place of business

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest Twitter Stories Update to the Emile Ratleband story (the 69 year old who wants to legally change his age to 49) Schoolies mums chaperone kids in Bali but are actually just partying with racist words on their hats How do I get my partner to stop buying me the same old boring stuff for Christmas (easily solved with the Covert Christmas Slag Off technique) AI news anchor makes debut in China (AI True Crime Podcast to follow) High school football players aka The Cookie Boys suspended for Oreo cookie run (and the shame of your parents finding out) Honourable Mentions Nigerian president denies rumours he died and was replaced with Sudanese clone World record for skating on hands (World Record Variants) 

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest Twitter A bit of a longer episode this week but it's well worth it. Ep.8 is packed to the brim with wonderous weirdness and dash of crazy. Stories The best christmas gifts for 2018 sees pop culture delights like Death Star Tree Toppers and Groot mice mixed with the likes of Alice Cooper and poo paraphernalia.  Woman lists strict rules new housemates must follow on Facebook Florida woman faces aggravated assault charge after passing gas in a line at the dollar store, then pulling a knife on a man who complained Mummy blogger blames son for statistical defecit in Instagram posts Honourable Mentions Ballyrack FC falsely report footballer's death Hackers can detect your butt plug from outside your house and turn it on, in a new smart toy hacking called Screwdriving Disgruntled customer in Philadelphia turns hair spray bottle into blowtorch

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode and previous episodes, head over to slopfestpod.com New mic, new listener submitted news - same old insanity.  Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest Twitter Stories Women captured on CCTV footage allegedly stealing high-end vibrators from Perth sex toy shop, Libido. Police are hunting a woman who allegedly assaulted a McDonald's employee over refusing to give here ketchup Cheryl Wenzel (aka the real MVP) of Sakatoon Canada will have her husband skinned so she can hang his tattoos on the wall.   Honorable Mentions 35 year old marries Hatsune Miku Instagram model pretends to be black and insists she's doing nothing wrong Professional dart players farting to throw off each other's game Craigslist Newcastle and Bellingham Washington

For more detailed show notes, images and artwork for this episode, head over to slopfestpod.com A very special thank you to the people who are sending me weird news stories to cover on the show and others who have reached out with kind words of support.  It truly means a lot to me that you not only take your precious time to listen to this weird shit, but to come and have a chat and contribute to the show as well. Links & Social: Slopfest WebsiteSlopfest FacebookSlopfest Twitter   Stories Emile Ratelband, a 69 year old man from the Netherlands, wants to prove it’s legally possible to be as old as you feel. Emile said "When I’m on Tinder and it says I’m 69, I don’t get an answer. When I’m 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position.” 29 year old Silindile Mangena is suing her ex-boyfriend for $14,370AUD after his abnormally large member overstretched her ...you get the point 11-year-old boy in Cleveland is facing charges after taking police on a high-speed chase Sunday night after his mother took away his PlayStation. You just don't come between a kid and their Fortnite addiction   Honorable Mentions Yves Saint Laurent launch strange new jewellery Death metal fans more likely to feel joy and peace

Back with your weekly dose of weirdness, Slopfest takes 3 weird news stories and tries to understand what is going on and what are the motivations of the people involved. We then crown ourselves a winner and see who's out here doing life weirder.  Stories 22 year old Erik Ramirez aka Kalaca Skull removes nose and ears to look like a skull. Now says he wants genitals removed Swedish naturist Maxinne Bjork causes social media hysteria after posting naked photo on Instagram of herself smeared in own menstrual blood Amethyst Realm claims to have joined the mile high club with a ghost - one of 15 she has slept with - and is now settling down with her Australian poltergeist lover Honorable Mentions Satanic temple is suing Netflix over Sabrina TV show's use of the Baphomet Time traveller from the year 6000 claims dinosaurs return to earth in 4529 to be kept in zoos Woman earns $180,000 a year for selling her dirty socks online

Stories 23 year old body modification fanatic regrets impulsive decision to remove bellybutton 45 year old physiotherapist finds love in silicone sex doll who lives with his wife and daughter. 38 year old Florida man shoots himself in the penis and is later arrested Honourable Mentions Woman pisses on floor on Wizzair Flight Man removes nipples and genitals China clones 200 dogs PSA for Brisbane based podcast listeners  

Stories 24 year old arrested for having sex with car in a crowded car park while being tazed by police 19 year old shoots cousin after telling him not to eat his chips 68 year old woman arrested for husbands murder after posting a blog titled "How to murder your husband" Home sex dungeon owner tells people to have some self respect

Stories Human urine sales skyrocket as workplace drug tests rise Craigslist Melbourne: Male medical research discussion turns into charismatic cannibal grooming Banksy art selfdestruction Craigslist Melbourne: Prank enthusiasts seek a team of pranksters Craigslist Sydney: Free paid for vacation to Maldives isn't sus at all

Stories Six Flags theme park Fright Fest challenge—who can lie in a coffin for 30 hours for a chance to win $300 St. Mary's Cathedral tap and go digital collection plates receives backlash online Craigslist Brisbane: Doxing your gf bf before you've met Moonpig card company asks customers to stop posting dick pics and naked selfies Robot brothel offers try before you buy service for sex doll shopping