Wasted Memory Prank Call Show

I need a rain check. I need some five bells from the front desk. I am trying to do some motor boating. A policy about bad girls. I would like to bring some bells to the hotel. They are all … Continue reading →

I did not get any tax forms from you. I need to know if there is a coat and jacket limit for the room. The firewood limit for the rooms. There is too much bird seed in the room. I … Continue reading →

I need to get the secret elephant on the menu. We can clean the tables legs. The cut angle on the sandwich is wrong. I need to get my age verified. The fries are not curly, they are circles. The … Continue reading →

We are using the hamburger to patch the hole that is leaking. The computer said to use glue to put our hamburger back together. The burger was going down too slow so we oiled it. We ordered a hamburger and … Continue reading →

We are filming a metal music video. There will be a lot of face paint and tongue stuff. I am trying to get the room cheaper. There is a man outside with shoes. We need to do some hand checks … Continue reading →

I want to know the sneaker fee. I want to do the long check-in instead of the short one. I am covered in grain. We are trying to bring a husband to the hotel. We need the cold policy. I … Continue reading →

Not enough people are smiling. I am getting facial reconstruction surgery for permanent smiling. I want to light my face on fire for a medical procedure. You guys have a paywall here. I am having trouble understanding people. I am … Continue reading →

I need to find the nutritional information about the room. I need some room supplements. We are unable to break the table in the room. The hotel pills are making me drowsy. I want to prevent you from finding what … Continue reading →

The meat was cooked backwards on the taco. We want to do a test drive through the drive thru. The meat was inside out. I saw a man get arrested the last time I was there. I just want a … Continue reading →

We are doing music videos and parking lot drifting. They are going to drive the car sideways. We are handing out bottles of liquor and knives. We want to do some heating up in the parking lot. I accidentally handed … Continue reading →

People are doing Christmas stuff and they got some holiday cheer from the front desk. Somebody said you have Christmas in your pockets for pocket Christmas. We are trying to catch-up with Santa. I need to know the Santa rules. … Continue reading →

We are still waiting to do the reservation. We learn about elk hunting. Nobody checked for normal eyes. This was definitely a pretzel factory. There are diamonds painted on shoes. Using a phone with a special mask with blue tooth … Continue reading →

I am just doing some bench presses at the hotel. I want the legacy greeting and not the new greeting. I am a legacy guest. We need to hide Santa. Something about hats. The room was prerecorded. Tell me if … Continue reading →

I need to use the hot spot. I need to throw away broken glass. They used a hot spot on me. People are doing hots spots just everywhere. He got told to go. Broadcasting live every Tuesday night on rogueserver.com … Continue reading →

Got my foot stuck in another safety hole. I was hit with a stick because I am not paying my dues. I paid for some services for fans and I did not get anything. I want to see the girls … Continue reading →

I have been ordering wrong for years. We are playing music at the chicken. You did not even see any of the charts and graphs. I can just do more math. I have not been charged for food. The customers … Continue reading →

Bill Gates says climate change is fine now. I saw that you were handing out pennies in their change. Pennies are illegal. You know about the penny situation. I need to return the pennies. I got caught with pennies. I … Continue reading →

I am trying to hand out candy and people are not having it. People are just giving out all kinds of unauthorized candy. You are on the candy payroll. My candy is missing and you need to fire everybody. I … Continue reading →

We are doing meatballs today and need a container. We are doing hamburgers today and need a box. We are doing hot dogs today and need a bin. I need a meat ladle for the loose meat. I found out … Continue reading →

I saw people with more than one phone. I am calling from time and temperature and we lost our drone. I need to know when it is garbage day for my room. I am saving plastic bottles to turn into … Continue reading →