We Can't Watch

Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal... Again! Tony, Mark & Dan cast their eyes upon a classic WCW pay-per-view main event but not everyone on the podcast is in agreement with how awesome that match may or may not be... Rick Rude defends his WCW International World Heavyweight Championship Heavyweight World Championship Belt of the World once again against Ric Flair, a rematch of a title match that disappointed on our last episode. Nasty Boys face Too Cold & Bagwell for the tag straps, Sting faces off against Sid Vicious and it's the Battle of Britain - Lord Steven Regal Vs. Davey Boy "British Bulldog" Smith!! Dan is hyper, Mark seems to be solely relying on Peep Show quotes and Tony is our International Man of Mystery as ever... YEAH BABY YEAH!! Thanks for listening! If you have anything to say (or complaints) about the podcast or WCW please tweet us @WeCantWatchWCW, email wecantwatch@gmail.com or drop us a line on facebook at www.facebook.com/dubyaceedubyashow/

"The school bells are ringing, Summer has turned to fall, The children are back in class and mom & dad have returned to their peaceful way of life" - It's Fall Brawl 1993... Tony, Mark & Dan walk a fine line between offence and uninformed with plenty more Coronation Street, Peep Show & Porno. The War Games match returns to the podcast featuring: The Masters of the Powerbomb (Sid & Vader) & Harlem Heat Vs. Sting, Davey Boy Smith, Dustin Rhodes & The Shockmaster!! Ric Flair puts his WCW World 'International' Heavyweight Championship on the line against Rick Rude... ... The Nasty Boys return with Missy Hyatt to challenge for the WCW Tag Team Titles held by The Horsemen... ... and will the Queen finally get what she wants when Lord Steven Regal takes on the WCW Television Champion - Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat. Thanks for listening! If you have anything to say (or complaints) about the podcast or WCW please tweet us @WeCantWatchWCW, email wecantwatch@gmail.com or drop us a line on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/dubyaceedubyashow/

The Shockmaster debuts! We're celebrating our first full year of 'We Can't Watch' by taking a look at one of the most infamous, cringeworthy and hilarious wrestling angles of all time! Our next episode will be WCW Fall Brawl 1993!

Summer may be over but We Can't Watch are back at the beach for Beach Blast 1993! Davey Boy & Sting join forces to take on the immovable Masters of the Powerbomb (Sid & Vader) Flair is back in action taking on Barry Windham for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship, One half of the Four Horsemen take on the Hollywoo' Blondes for the World Tag Belts and Rude & Rhodes meet in a 30 minute Iron Man match for the vacant United States Championship... We have our own Iron Man contest as Tony & Dan square off on a wrestling themed game show. Tony joins Jesse Ventura on commentary, Dan questions the IQ of the faces in WCW & Mark has had so much Gin he can barely stay on mic. Thanks for listening! If you have anything to say about the podcast or WCW please tweet us @WeCantWatchWCW or email wecantwatch@gmail.com ...Our next episode will be Fall Brawl 1993!

Time fears only the Pyramids & the Legends of Professional Wrestling... ...Well according to Larry Zybysko anyway - It's Slamboree 1993!! Featuring three legends matches including the likes of Dory Funk Jr., Nick Bockwinkel, Thunderbolt Patterson, Jimmy Snuka, Don Muraco, Ivan Koloff, Baron Von Raschke & more... The Four Horseman reunite with a 'surprise' all new member. The Hollywood Blondes defend their unified tag belts in a steel cage, Arn Anderson squares off against former Horseman & current NWA world champion Barry Windham. Sting faces The Prisoner & "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith attempts to capture the WCW World Title off of the unbeatable monster (unless you're Sting) Big Van Vader! Dan wrestles with metaphors, Mark encounters his new masked hero & Tony is enamoured with the live edition of 'a Flair for the Gold' on the PPV. Thanks for listening! If you have anything to say about the podcast or WCW please tweet us @WeCantWatchWCW Our next episode will be Beach Blast 1993!

It's an all new drug fuelled era in WCW with our first PPV of 1993 - Superbrawl III. Featuring the 'White Castle of Fear' main event between mortal enemies Big Van Vader and The Man Called Sting. Barry Windham attempts to win his first world title challenging The Great Muta for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship, We have some new faces joining us with The British Bulldog, Chris Benoit & Maxx Payne... and the return of The Nature Boy Ric Flair! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Dan tells us stories of Chyna - the Hamster he once owned as a child, Tony calls a match in just five seconds & Mark has the low down of who is/isn't on drugs in WCW around this time. Thanks for listening! If you have anything to say about the podcast or WCW please tweet us @WeCantWatchWCW Our next episode will be Slamboree 1993.

Let's Hook 'em up! The Lethal Lottery is back and it's Bill Watts' swan song. Sting and Vader battle again as we seek to determine who the one and only King of Cable is. Masahiro Chono and The Great Muta square off in a classic for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship, Dr. (Boring) Death steps in to face WCW World Heavyweight Champion Ron Simmons and we have the BattleBowl main event for the prestigious BattleBowl ring. Tony has some scary Dan Spivey stories. Mark has harsh words for Erik Watts and Dan has some bizarre claims about Tony and blow up dolls. Thanks for listening - We can't wait to start exploring WCW 1993 and appreciate every single play so much! If you have anything to say about the podcast or WCW please tweet us @WeCantWatchWCW or email wecantwatch@gmail.com. We always message back! Our next episode will be Superbrawl III

Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal! Tony, Mark & Dan witness Jake "The Snake" Roberts' one and only WCW PPV appearance as he faces off against Sting who must spin the wheel to determine the stipulation for the main event. Will it be a Texas Death match? a Dog Collar match? or even a Coal Miner's Glove match... Mark takes us through the fall of The Dangerous Alliance, Tony has Halloween shits and Dan is 'deadly cooking sausages'. Thanks for listening - Dan took forever moving from Japan to China so he'd like to personally apologise for the delay between Bash '92 and this episode. If you have anything to say about the podcast or WCW please tweet us at @WeCantWatchWCW or email us at wecantwatch@gmail.com. We respond to everything. Our next episode will be Starrcade '92: Battlebowl II

It's Vader time! Harley Race's 450lb monster Big Van Vader has his sights set on Sting's WCW World Heavyweight Championship. The Miracle Violence Connection continue their dominance of WCW's tag team division as the newly crowned WCW Tag Champions head into the finals of the NWA Tag Tournament at The Great American Bash 1992. Mark has figured out what Simpsons character Cowboy Bill Watts is most like, Tony has more bizarre stories from the People's Republic of China & Dan's asking all the questions that Mark doesn't have the answers to. Our next episode is 'WCW Halloween Havoc 1992' and it's all change as a massive star from WWF faces off against Sting, We have a new WCW champion and a newly crowned NWA champ and say farewell to more familiar faces. If you have anything to say about this PPV, WCW in 1992 or the podcast in general please feel free to tweet us @WeCantWatchWCW or email wecantwatch@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Featuring our first War Games match on the podcast and one and only Dave Meltzer 5* classic - The Dangerous Alliance Vs. Sting's Squadron Our main man Tom "Z-Man" Zenk has also jobbed his way into a match with Flyin' Brian Pillman for the WCW Light Heavyweight Title and The Steiner Brothers square off against New Japan's Tatsumi Fujinami & Tatayuki Izuka for the chance to face Vader & Bam Bam for the IWGP Tag Titles. Tony discusses his confusion with 90s British kids TV shows, Dan guides us through all things Z-Man and Mark has the down low on the latest ins & outs at WCW. Thanks for listening, Every play means the world to us :) ...next up is 'WCW Beach Blast 1992' and perhaps our most anticipated episode yet!

We Can't Watch heads into 1992 with Superbrawl II It's all change in WCW with Cowboy Law coming into effect, The dissolution of the York Foundation and departure of Terri Runnels, another world champion heading out the door and Jesse Ventura joining Jim Ross on commentary. Brian Pillman fights to win the WCW Light Heavyweight title from Jushin Thunder Liger, Rick Rude and Ricky Steamboat face off for the WCW US Championship and two former friends clash in the main event, Sting Vs Lex Luger for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. ...and if that isn't enough, Dan showcases his Japanese, Tony laughs at Dan's Japanese and Mark runs us through the WBF and wrestling in 1992. Thanks for listening!

It's our last PPV of 1991 and the first ever Lethal Lottery! Tony, Mark & Dan talk Power Rangers, The quality of the rooms at Holiday Inn Norfolk Virginia, Gigantism, Flubber, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, Mark's top 3 thumb tack spots in wrestling and there's also the little matter of 10 tag matches in a row and the most convoluted battle royal of all time... Our next episode will be Superbrawl II - Hopefully out on New Year's Eve. Thanks for listening, See you in '92.

Tony, Mark & Dan take some time away from the insanity of WCW 1991 to review the current insanity that is WWE. There's plenty of piss taking, Our own WWE Top 10, squabbling over whether Roman Reigns is/isn't the man and much more. Thanks for listening - 'WCW Starrcade 91 BattleBowl: Lethal Lottery' is our next proper episode. It'll be out before Christmas... See Ya!

Things can only get better! Tony, Mark & Dan discuss The Chamber of Horrors match, The Halloween Phantom, How evil Kevin Sullivan may or may not be, The similarities between Lex Luger and John Cena and the WCW Top Ten. Thanks for listening!

It's the worst PPV of all time!! ...or close to it anyway... Tony & Dan are both ill, there are more antics from Johnny B. Badd, Oz and Tom "Z-Man" Zenk, A run down of the top ten WCW talents of the moment and even a kidnapping and an attempted murder! Thanks for listening.

Tony, Mark & Dan are back! ..and this time it's Wrasslin'.. our pilot episode - Superbrawl 1991 - It's a loooonng one! ..but there's plenty of nonsense pop culture references, presenting mistakes, jokes and confusion at dub ya cee dub ya storylines. Great American Bash 1991 is next!

Instant Bonus Episode!! Get a grasp of Tony, Mark & Dan's wrasslin' tastes and sensibilities with our bonus review of Summersplash from earlier this summer.