Welcome to Budley

Welcome back to the charming little world of Budley; a place so small that our town square is a triangle. Also while visiting, make sure you visit the ‘Leaning Statue of Susan Boyle’ it’s our most popular tourist attraction! Anyway, in today’s episode we learn more about the seedy underground world of “Sticky Sheets” (mainly from Sarge), take a visit to the ‘Budley NHS’, start building the ‘Titanic MK2’ and go supermarket shopping for some very free 2for1 deals. What can we say? At least it’s better than a “Take the High Road Omnibus”

Welcome back to Budley; a local village so small we don’t even have enough room to change our minds! We start with some unfortunate news this week; mainly that the local performance of “Wee Wee Jimmy Krankie: The Musical on Ice” has had to be cancelled because of the pending lawsuit by Barbara Windsor against her co-star. But in more positive news; the ‘Tom Daily’ fountain has been finally been repaired and the cherubs have had their heads successfully reattached. Now if only we could just do something about those gnomes...

You’ve made the right decision to stay with us here in the devastated dwelling of Budley. A place so small; that last week during a local amateur boxing match, both men had to sit in the same corner! In this episode, we religiously follow the exciting football developments in the Nunndes league and we’ll also tell you about the top noodle in Thailand, known only as ‘Chop Stick Chiwa’. We mourn the sad loss of Beryl (once the kids get out of the ball pool!) and young Marley is exited to discover the financial benefits of eBay. Lastly; “The Gnomeageddon Prevention Society” declares all out war!

We’re glad to see you return back to the vacuous village of Budley. A place so small that it doesn’t matter if you don’t know what you’re doing, because somebody else surely does! In this episode we’re going be outlining our plan to finally destroy the gnome menace and also introducing a new extreme exercise regime. We’ll tell you about our awarding losing education system, plus the unfortunate roadworks on the Simon-Cowell estate. Lastly, we’ll give you a quick history lesson on legendary highway man ‘Dick Turnip’ and where he might have buried his treasure, somewhere here in Budley!

Welcome back to the lovely little town of Budley. A place so small, a ‘night on the town’ takes only 11 minutes. We’re also proud to hold the record for the highest percentage of ‘village idiots’ anywhere in the entire world. Infact, most of our villagers have to put their names on a waiting list and take turns!

Welcome back to Budley; although due to our confusing one way system, we suspect you never actually left. We’d also like to sincerely apologise about the recent wave of gnome-based attacks. Rest assured, the town of Budley will not be seen as a ‘soft touch’ when it comes to the recent increased number of gnomes on our streets. We will also continue our ‘zero tolerance’ policy on Bill Oddie hiding in your bushes. He is a menace, and we will stop him...

Welcome to Budley. Although not visible on any map or satnav, this coastal “hamlet of no hope” is home to sporting champions, fitness innovators, educational institutions and ‘The Great Yamir’ who is a ‘Psychic to the Stars’.