White Noise

Hiiiii and welcome to the internet.  I just listened to this right now so I could provide you a summary. I was really doing my best to recognize the concept of gender. Good for me. Can't wait to get cancelled. I start out talking about women's bathroom culture. Good for me. I talk about being cold in my house, seasonal affective disorder and the importance of lighting, struggling to post a single insta story, the "moist" controversy, the coexistence of all genders and no gender, cows, being cold again, farms in the suburbs, swallowing my own mucous, Soylent, leg hair... okay, it's 2:30 am, and I'm tired, so I'm done now. Please listen. notable quotes: "in my professional opinion, as a professional douchebag" & "Arianna is my only friend" Original airdate: 11/23/20 at 11am on whcsradio.org. xx Nancy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise-with-nancy/support

Hello, everyone and their mom. In this episode, I go on an inspirational rant about plastic surgery, talk about how Lady Gaga and I are both Italian Girls from New York, and talk about my inability to chew food. There's more... honestly I haven't listened to this episode in a while and I have no idea what it's about. But I scrubbed through it and it sounds pretty funny—it might be one of my favorite episodes. Please enjoy. Original airdate: 11/16/20 at 11am on whcsradio.org. xx Nancy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise-with-nancy/support

Hello, worldwide listeners and friends. Here is my long-awaited fifth episode. In this episode, I talk about the origins of White Noise, I both get the idea for and make my website 1800nancyisadumbbitch.com, I talk about running, and I share some of my thoughts about the gay community, which may offend some people. Original airdate: 11/09/20 at 11am on whcsradio.org. xx Nancy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise-with-nancy/support

Hello, people who should not listen to this episode. Here, I do many incriminating and offensive things such as: 1. being with a kid who disrespected me 2. insulting men from the internet 3. insulting ugly people AND 4. insulting this one guy who hit on me 2 years ago and I'm sorry but also not sorry if he ever hears this episode. As always, this shit is offensive yet funny. xo Nancy Original airdate: 11/02/20 at 11am on whcsradio.org. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise-with-nancy/support

Hello, friends. In this episode, we drive to the eye doctor, talk about clothes (as per usual), and I teach you something about the legality of accessible language. But actually. Enjoy xo (I did end up winning my oral argument by the way.) Original airdate: 10/26/20 at 11am on whcsradio.org --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise-with-nancy/support

Hello, friends. Welcome to another episode of White Noise. I do not believe in trigger warnings, but in this episode, I talk semi-at-length about accidentally slicing into my finger while cutting a fig, so please be warned if you're not about that. I also offend people who go to pumpkin patches, immigrant labor, republicans, men from the internet, and lots of other things. Idk, I listened to this yesterday, I forgot what it's about. I also spend approximately 10 minutes smelling my dirty jeans. You might be into that. xoxo Nancy Original airdate: 10/19/2020 at 11 am on whcsradio.org --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise-with-nancy/support

Hello, and welcome to White Noise. As I will tell you, I sometimes offend people with the things that I say. Please do not listen if you are easily offended. Also, hi to all of my friends who will hear their names in this episode. Sorry not sorry if I didn't ask permission, but if you're not happy with your name being on the internet, please let me know. Love you all. xoxo Nancy Original airdate: 10/05/2020 at 11 am on whcsradio.org --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/white-noise-with-nancy/support