Why We Love...

Hello hello! Sunday 10th September 2023 marks the two year anniversary of the daring, original and suspenseful horror/thriller MALIGNANT from the mind of James Wan. To coincide with this momentous occasion David has dug back into the archives to bring you the until now unreleased episode of Why We Love... where David and guest co-host Aria delve deep into this mindf*ck of a movie. Please enjoy!

Grab your camcorders and join your hosts Milly and David as they discuss the first and best Paranormal Activity movie. Milly can't help but discuss the inherent sex appeal of 30 year old men named Dennis and David edited most of the things he said out of the episode. Enjoy!

Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back! Join your hosts David and Milly as they wax lyrical about one of the best and most daft crossover punch-ups they've ever seen: Alien VS Predator. Also hear them wax far less lyrical about it's abysmal sequel Alien VS Predator Requiem. Milly wants to talk non-stop about how much she loves her children (the Xenomorphs) and David wants to pitch a Gladiator-style AVP sequel. It's a fun time!

It's Morbin' Time babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! On this episode of Why We Love... your intrepid host babbles incoherently for 20 minutes about the superhero movie that bombed in cinemas not once, but twice! He also decides to gush a little about the amazing film that was Sonic The Hedgehog 2! He also promises that these episodes will be more regular, so look forward to more episodes soon!

David is back and he is slowly recovering from Covid, and he's been such a brave boy about it! In this episode, no films are discussed. This episode is all about Pokemon, and answering the most important Poke-question of them all: SMASH OR PASS?? Buckle up, this one is going off the rails!!

Join your fearless hosts: David and Aria as they sit down and talk about the most original and quite frankly batshit horror movies of the last decade: MALIGNANT! Aria even now can't wrap her head around the sheer craziness of it all and David appreciates the shock twist that shows M. Night Shyamalan how it's done. And stick around to hear us accidentally pitch a sequel... 2 Fast 2 Malignant. Buckle up, grab yourself a Pumpkin Spice Latte, and listen to this not very spooky episode about a not very spooky film. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

David ventures forth alone and tests his might by watching not one, but two Mortal Kombat movies. The 1995 original and the brand new 2021 version. He likes one significantly more than the other, so listen closely to find out which one wins a flawless victory and which one receives a fatality. MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

"WHY WE LOVE" IS BACK BABYYYYY! Join your fearless hosts David and Joanne as they let out a long sigh and resign themselves to talking about one of the most unnecessary, disappointing and severely narratively disjointed films of the year. David is frustrated by the lack of narrative thrust and wishes that he'd just watched Black Christmas (2019) again. Joanne is confused by the poor writing and all the themes that are brought up and not used in any meaningful way. Ultimately we found the film disappointing and resorted to doing something we hoped we'd never do... give a film a real good kicking. We're sorry. #BidenHarris2020

Join your hosts David Watts and Moxie McMurder as they talk about Hereditary. Moxie says why she thinks it's genius and is heartbroken when David casually slates Rob Zombie's Halloween 2. David for his part says why he thinks Hereditary is trash and sighs in exasperation at Moxie's attempts to convince him that Hereditary is good. We could have talked about Midsommar, why didn't we talk about Midsommar, whyyyyyyyyyyy??? Next episode we discuss the Netflix thriller: SECRET OBSESSION. (P.S. Due to an editing mishap, there is no soft jazz background music for this episode. Sorry!!)

Join David Watts and Moxie McMurder as they do the impossible... reviewing TWO films (and the hottest track of the decade!). Frown in disapproval as David sounds bored even though he's not, marvel as Moxie has the realisation that Pokemon battles are acts of animal cruelty, wince at the occasional moment of poor sound quality and whoop with joy as your two intrepid hosts discuss their shared love of W.A.P. This episode is a madcap delight, you'll love it... probably.

This week David Watts and Moxie McMurder talk about the cult classic: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World. We talk about differences between the graphic novels and the films, the bad treatment of Knives Chau, and David tries to hide his overwhelming love of Mary Elizabeth Winstead by talking about Mary Elizabeth Winstead as often as possible. We talk about how so many of the cast have become big-name superheroes and your hosts bond over their shared love of the Sonic The Hedgehog movie and their shared horniness over Kurt Russell. Sit down, make yourself a cup of tea and listen to us talk about a one-of-a-kind movie.

Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's David Watts and Moxie McMurder with another episode of "Why We Love..." This week we talk about a superhero film that Disney made BEFORE they bought Marvel! David insists it is a classic, Moxie insists it is not and during the course of the episode we discuss what we like, what we dislike, surprise twists, cancelled sequels and of course: Mary Elizabeth Winstead! And it wouldn't be an episode of "Why We Love..." without tangents! We discuss Moxie's addiction to ketamine, Mickey Mouse's addiction to cocaine, The Wicker Man and much much more! Enjoy!

David Watts and Moxie McMurder aim to review Maps To The Stars this week... they try valiantly to do so before realising that even though the film is brilliant it's damn near impossible to talk about coherently. Things go off the rails this week as your hosts talk about Harry Potter, J.K Rowling, Stephen King, Five Nights At Freddy's, The Mummy Returns, Dwayne Johnson, Fast and Furious 5, the uncanny valley and Moxie makes a valiant attempt to name The Kardashians! At the end of all that we give Maps To The Stars a score out of 5. Please come back for our next episode!

To mark the passing of director Joel Schumacher, David Watts and Moxie McMurder dive deep into what could be one of the worst films ever made as they review Batman & Robin. David laments about how physically exhausting it is to watch this film while Moxie rages about Mr Freeze's ice-based puns. Do we have anything good to say about this film? Of course! Moxie waxes lyrical about Poison Ivy and her drag queen-esque performance, while David asserts that this Bane is superior to the Bane from the Nolan-verse. And if that wasn't enough we uncover the secrets that Alfred tried to hide!! Buckle up and strap on!

David Watts and Moxie McMurder talk about the underrated Blumhouse treat that is the 2019 reboot/remake of Black Christmas. We talk all about the movie, feminism and toxic fandoms. David is baffled by the hate it received and Moxie wants everyone to watch the original and burn down The Patriarchy (not necessarily in that order) CONTENT WARNINGS: LOTS OF SPOILERS FOR BLACK CHRISTMAS (2019) DISCUSSIONS ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT 

Join David Watts and Moxie McMurder as they do a deep-ish dive into one of the best horror movie sequels of all time... Psycho 2. Moxie forgets Bernard Herrmann's name, David accidentally reveals his ambivalence to Star Wars and the secret rivalry between Christopher Walken and Anthony Perkins is revealed!! Also, Alicia Silverstone, are you okay?