Why You Suck In Bed

Paige’s birthday; TP’s anti-Valentine’s Day stance; overpriced 50 Shades Of Grey Valentine’s Day tie-ins rile up The Johnimal; everything you’ve ever wanted to know about vaginal discharge; Skynet reports on beastiality; breakup letters; and so much more…  visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners on our webpage: www.RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbedenter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review.  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail: 978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.comwhyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBedDr. Stacy: @HotDocStacyPaige: @TwistedToyzJohn: @ThrobbingArmTP the Engineer: @TokenPenisBruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page:  www.Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page:  www.YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

TP interviews Dr. Stacy; couples sex toys for Valentine’s Day; meet the Vajankle; Paige’s alien toe and tampon boots; take a look into John’s scrap-booking; fisting for charity; postal sex; having one’s penis cut off - twice; and so much more…  visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners on our webpage: www.RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbedenter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us:stacy@riotcast.comwhyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBedDr. Stacy: @HotDocStacyPaige: @TwistedToyzJohn: @ThrobbingArmTP the Engineer: @TokenPenisBruno: @cbeBruno like our Facebook page:www.Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page:www.YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

Paige shocks the Southern Gentleman (and The Johnimal) with her “number”; a century old brothel menu; putting out the call for any “two dogs in a bathtub” enthusiasts; first time fucking directions; John proposes the creation of a menses sex schedule; Paige gets a suspicious massage; unsatisfying oral; naked and shamed - hide your face or genitals?; and so much more…   visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners on our webpage:  www.RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed enter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate and help keep our podcast going. and please leave us an iTunes review   THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail: 978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.com tp@riotcast.com whyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy Paige: @TwistedToyz John: @ThrobbingArm TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: www.Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: www.YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

again, like the bad herpes, just when you thought it was gone forever, WYSIB is back; Paige cuts a stallion loose from her stable and deals with a stalker; what really happens to you when you are unfriended on Facebook; “Glee” actors and showering; “gambling” on a first date; John’s search for the perfect condom; pearls of beastiality wisdom from The Johnimal; more squirt talk; and so much more…  visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners on our webpage: www.RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbedenter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us:stacy@riotcast.comwhyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBedDr. Stacy: @HotDocStacyPaige: @TwistedToyzJohn: @ThrobbingArmTP the Engineer: @TokenPenisBruno: @cbeBruno like our Facebook page:www.Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page:www.YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

Paige goes to a swingers party, and John plans to crash the next one; faking; “warning” your ex’s new significant other about your ex; fighting your twin over a vibrator; outdoor naked masturbation; and more…  visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners on our webpage: www.RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbedenter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the “SUPPORT” button on our weboage to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us:stacy@riotcast.comwhyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBedDr. Stacy: @HotDocStacyPaige: @TwistedToyzJohn: @ThrobbingArmTP the Engineer: @TokenPenisBruno: @cbeBruno like our Facebook page:www.Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page:www.YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

Dr. Stacy updates; John experiences TP’s own personal black hole; two guys from Paige’s stable meet up, igniting a double penetration discussion; storing baked goods in underwear; Paige can’t get a rimjob; the xmas season’s most popular “instruments of sex”; the crew try to help a guy in love with a married woman; potato contraception; sex on a corpse bed; anus shaped lodging; and more…   visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at our website:  www.RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbedenter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBed Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy Paige: @TwistedToyz John: @ThrobbingArm TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: www.Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: www.YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

how long will John’s new woman stick around if she listens to the show?; sex and drugs with Paige and TP; English 101 with The Johnimal; listener email and voicemails; saying “Daddy” during sex; 24 signs she’s a slut; which Americans are searching for anal more than others; and more…   visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at our website:  www.RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed enter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the SUPPORT button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBed Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy Paige: @TwistedToyz John: @ThrobbingArm TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: www.Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: www.YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

Why You Suck In Bed is back! updates include - FBI informants; the good herpes vs. the bad herpes; a serious relationship leads to M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening coming to life?! ; Muppet sex; goomars; post coital ant consumption; horoscopes and poetry; lab generated penis; scrotum condoms; and more…   visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at our website:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed enter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the SUPPORT button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBed Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy Paige: @TwistedToyz John: @ThrobbingArm TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

Why You Suck In Bed’s Man on the Street is back! Bruno finds out about a man’s sex partner creepily staring deep into his soul; what women would  do with a penis; how girls feel about guys masturbating to them; a sex toy restaurant; A/S/L; cock pics; and more…   visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at our website:RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbedenter the code SUCK to get discounts and/or free trials at checkout. please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review.  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBed Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy Paige: @TwistedToyz John: @ThrobbingArm TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

the crew watch the touching saga of a man who runs the world’s first phallological museum and yearns to complete his collection with a human penis - THE FINAL MEMBER. the documentary is available on BlueRay, DVD, Instant Video through our Amazon link: http://goo.gl/D5nYXO visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at our website and using the code SUCK at checkout when necessary:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “SUPPORT” button on our webpage to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBed Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy Paige: @TwistedToyz John: @ThrobbingArm TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

embarrassing masturbation material; Stacy has another eventful evening with her Silver Fox; an automated sperm extractor; a penis quilting Grandma; Henry attempts to become a lucrative male gigolo; breast and nipple news; and more… visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at our website:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBed Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy Paige: @TwistedToyz John: @ThrobbingArm TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

sexual price tags; Stacy and Henry haggle over the cost of a blowjob; Walter Hudson and Wilford Brimley get their dicks sucked; John believes his Match girl is a catfish; a ground beef threesome gone bad; Paige has a threesome in Florida; and more… visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at our website:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate and help keep our podcast going.and please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed  Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy  Paige: @TwistedToyz  John: @ThrobbingArm  TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis  Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

animal penis molds; best outdoor places to masturbate; Stacy and Henry act out the sexting between John and his new Match girl; what to do when your lover refuses “round two” of sex; a fan’s simple request for more “squirting” talk is fulfilled; automated blowjobs on demand; Cee String Bane hijacks the show; bestiality, incest, and more… visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “SUPPORT” button to help support our podcastand please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed  Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy  Paige: @TwistedToyz  John: @ThrobbingArm  TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis  Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

Henry returns with his hot banana; TP feeds John and Henry some Indian weed paste; Stacy and her Viagra taking, geriatric lover; Paige and her southern gentleman; gross sex acts; Henry takes Stacy to task for her exaggerating; a fan shares his first masturbation experience; semen coffee; gunshot blowjobs; and more… visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “SUPPORT” button to help support our podcastand please leave us an iTunes review  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed  Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy  Paige: @TwistedToyz  John: @ThrobbingArm  TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis  Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

back after a three week hiatus Stacy recounts her many ailments and introduces a new pussy; sex on satin sheets and memory foam; John’s bi-polar Match date; Paige conquers Tinder and what brought her there; religious beastiality; murder by masturbation; extreme Brazilians; and more… visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “SUPPORT” button to donate whatever amount you can to keep our podcast running.and please leave us an iTunes review. THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us: stacy@riotcast.com whyyousuck@riotcast.comtp@riotcast.comwhyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter:@WhyYouSuckInBed Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy Paige: @TwistedToyz John: @ThrobbingArm TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

armed with the phone number of fireman Frank’s former station house, the crew calls to get some genital pasta answers; Henry is interrogated; Stacy, cream pies, and yeast infections; cartoon threesomes; the C string; Kid Rock and the glass dildo; perverted locales; sex spreadsheets; and more…   visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at:   RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “DONATE” button to help support our podcastand please leave us an iTunes review   THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail: 978-503-SUCK email us:  stacy@riotcast.com  whyyousuck@riotcast.com tp@riotcast.com whyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed  Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy  Paige: @TwistedToyz  John: @ThrobbingArm  TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis  Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

while John searches his memories for the money left behind during his life, hidden by The Semen Fairy, Stacy goes on a date with an old family friend, and everyone ponders The Harlem Struggle; meet a dating website nazi; HIV-killing condoms; the epiphany of Johnimal’s father; porn and intimacy; a listener leads the crew back to their favorite former fire fighter; and more…    visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz  by clicking their banners at:   RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed  please click on the “DONATE” button to help support our podcast and please leave us an iTunes review   THANK YOU!  leave us a voicemail: 978-503-SUCK  email us:  stacy@riotcast.com  whyyousuck@riotcast.com tp@riotcast.com whyyousuckinbed@gmail.com  follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed  Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy  Paige: @TwistedToyz  John: @ThrobbingArm  TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis  Bruno: @cbeBruno   like our Facebook page:  Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed  subscribe to our YouTube page:   YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

a Truck Nuts sighting; John scores a date with his new online dating profile; Stacy and Paige recount romance gone awry; dealing with a depressed significant other; same sex couple violence; John passionately debates whether or not necrophilia is rape; Nazi sex dolls; inverted penis; and more…  visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz  by clicking their banners at:   RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed  please click on the “DONATE” button to help support our podcast. and please leave us an iTunes review.   THANK YOU!  leave us a voicemail: 978-503-SUCK  email us:  stacy@riotcast.com  whyyousuck@riotcast.com tp@riotcast.com whyyousuckinbed@gmail.com  follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed  Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy  Paige: @TwistedToyz  John: @ThrobbingArm  TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis  Bruno: @cbeBruno   like our Facebook page:  Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed  subscribe to our YouTube page:   YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

creepy masks; Stacy, Superman, and Phil Collins; results of Stacy and Paige’s catfishing experiment; revisiting John’s father’s penis; the girls lament the evils of poetry; reminiscing childhood arousals; pick-up lines; lubricating apples; and more…    visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz by clicking their banners at:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “DONATE” button to help support our podcast.and please leave us an iTunes review.  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us:  stacy@riotcast.com  whyyousuck@riotcast.com tp@riotcast.com whyyousuckinbed@gmail.com  follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed  Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy  Paige: @TwistedToyz  John: @ThrobbingArm  TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis  Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page:  Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page:  YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed

yoga with Stacy; body dysmorphic disorder; orgasms; the girls school John on the definition of DTF; the crew’s plastic surgery; penis enlargement for idiots; letting go of an ex; Paige’s sleep-goggles; one night stand penis; genital age; and more…   visit our sponsors Amazon, Tweaked Audio, Gamefly, TwistedToyz  by clicking their banners at:  RiotCast.com/whyyousuckinbed please click on the “DONATE” button to help support our podcast.and please leave us an iTunes review.  THANK YOU! leave us a voicemail:978-503-SUCK email us:  stacy@riotcast.com  whyyousuck@riotcast.com tp@riotcast.com whyyousuckinbed@gmail.com follow us on Twitter: @WhyYouSuckInBed  Dr. Stacy: @HotDocStacy  Paige: @TwistedToyz  John: @ThrobbingArm  TP the Engineer: @TokenPenis  Bruno: @cbeBruno  like our Facebook page: Facebook.com/WhyYouSuckInBed subscribe to our YouTube page: YouTube.com/whyyousuckinbed